My hot music take? "CAN WE IGNORE IT :(" is the song of the year. Absolute gas. open.spotify.com/track/7ngxyV...

Moises Caicedo. He only scores BANGERS.

Saddest time of the month is getting to the point where only Cool Ranch Doritos are left in the Costco-sized assorted chips case.

Cubs.

There is no bigger injustice in life than fast food places stopping breakfast at 10:30.

I wish having a dog was like a video game. It would be so helpful to have a couple little status bars on top of their heads gauging morale or agitation. Perhaps a “check bladder” light.

Damn. Exile?

Listening to Sabbath (RIP Ozzy) and why did it take until 2025 for me to realize that isn’t a funny looking pink fish on the cover of Paranoid?

It must be so embarrassing not to support a World Championship club. 🥶

COLE PALMER FOR BALON d’OR

Cole Palmer. He’s good.

Cole Palmer’s first touch😮‍💨

Nothing offends me more than the existence of Oreo varietals. They invented the perfect cookie! It doesn’t need to be altered in any other way! It’s already perfect!

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If I ever see Nico Jackson wearing a Chelsea shirt again, it’ll be too soon.

Nothing makes a big match feel less important than American voices on the broadcast.

Fuck aaaalllll the way off with this.

I did my part.

My favorite part of having two dogs is when they each finish their meals and immediately go to the other’s bowl to see if the other one left any scraps. You’re doing this simultaneously in search of the same thing, ya dingos.

Cade Horton bringing Mark Prior's number out of retirement is giving all sorts of feelings.

How soon until the Chicagoan Pope sings the stretch at Wrigley?

Utah Mammoth Seattle Kraken 🤝 elite logos w/ shitty names

Few things more inevitable than the Kings losing in six. The whole series thrown away in seconds.

Maybe the Lakers should trade up to draft Shedeur.

OK, I'm ready for my annual heart-extraction at the hands of Connor McDavid.

No, I never doubted the Cubs today. Why do you ask?

Hearing from sources Dodger Stadium in the process of being renamed PCA Field.

PCA tickling the atmosphere.

When in doubt, blame the Dodgers. First Furcal on Derrek Lee. Now this!

It would take a minimum of $50,000 to get me to a Savannah Bananas game. And even then, I’d be reluctant.

Kids these days will never know what it was like to wait until 28 minutes past the hour for the scores of other games to appear.

When in Phoenix…

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Gotta say, I really thought POD was singing: “I feel so alive, for the very first time, I had some pico de gallo.”

So @penguinoftroy.bsky.social has confessed to me that she thinks In-N-Out fries are vastly superior to McDonalds fries. This is the most insane/batshit thing I've ever heard. (And I've heard my parents talk politics!)

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I don’t think I could be a firefighter. The hoses in the back of the trucks are so nicely folded and stacked that I’d hate to mess it up fighting a fire.

Drew Doughty. Still good. Connor McDavid. Still the best.

No thanks.

The NFL really needs to stop letting these bad teams in the playoffs. Really waters down the competitiveness.

What the hell is this scorebug?

As someone who does literally everything *while playing video games*, PSN being down is a nightmare. My brain isn’t conditioned to watch TV, YouTube, docs, movies, sports, etc. without simultaneously grinding Division Rivals on the other screen.

Places my wife is comfortable putting a full, traditional ceramic coffee mug: -the carpet -the ottoman -inside a car -atop a board game box There’s more I just can’t think of off the dome. I really think I need to up my Prozac dosage.

Almost in awe at the magnitude of puppy fart pungency. Like I didn’t think this level of toxicity was possible.

Obligatory first Badger skeet.

Nothing proves to me I don't share a tax bracket with someone than pics from a ski trip.