I don't know who needs to hear this but half-hearted lies aren't april fools' jokes Most full-hearted ones aren't, either

Had a coworker email me yesterday asking me to scrape some data AI said existed using a script AI wrote. The script didn't work and the data doesn't exist. Ended the day with one of the worst migraines + nausea I've ever had. When I say AI usage makes me puke, I can now say I mean that literally.

Turns out the universe is ring-shaped, and makes for fine avian jewelry. feat @ahab.bird.gay 🦅 Art by the wonderful @silverthebirdie.bsky.social

lmao sorry falco, looks like Star Slut over here has a type #MacroMarch #MacroMonday

lmao sorry falco, looks like Star Slut over here has a type #MacroMarch #MacroMonday

Icon commissions that I had done this month. loved doing them tbh HEHEH

during NFC i commissioned Rozalid for a pinup, wanted to do that for ages. gave him full artistic liberty. today he hit me with this and i was like WHAT. a group picture of the folks i managed to mention in my Furovision song. i can’t believe y’all were on board and kept the surprise.

Another! Featuring Skipsy and my Moonfang Terran, in the popular Fish! VR world~

Dirty trick YCH for enlas and musingfornoreason from FA Bird fight ;3

A true meeting of the minds. Raptors in the city, what will they do? #KurriArt #MacroMarch #Throwback Art by @magpiarts.bsky.social 🦕 @ahab.bird.gay

Battleships don't quite measure up... Some more oldies for Macro March, this time some speedpaints for @existentialthreat.bsky.social in 2018~ #nommzart

Doesn't fit? We'll make it work👁️ Animation by @xazter.bsky.social Sound by @shibashibs.bsky.social Models by @valorlynz.bsky.social

this means macro falco can’t be far behind

#macromarch This is where all the flying things congregate, yes? Art by @arven.bsky.social once again!

birdfolk banging~ colored sketch commission for anonymous

#MacroMarch may be almost over, but that ain't gonna stop me from terrorizing Toronto once the calendar flips over! 😈 HUGE thanks to @maneymaw.bsky.social for surprising me with this drawover when I woke up today! ^v^

Morning #furry #nsfw

Mm, this app sure gives a nice, big boost. Height slider isn't maxed out yet, too~ Incredible YCH commission by @kusu.bsky.social. Stoked to get art by him!

Nothing like the feeling of an entire planet crumbling between my talons. They make for excellent stressballs~ Artwork by @magpiarts.bsky.social #MacroMarch

day 5,964 of my manager saying "we can make this quick today" at the start of the daily team meeting before it takes the exact same length as all the others

"Birds aren't that strong" He said...

birb for @anti-crusader.bsky.social

A #MacroMarch history lesson: Macro dinosaurs like Zeke enjoyed "playing with" the earliest human settlements, especially given how fragile and minuscule they were. Tens of thousands of years later, the tradition continues to this very day! 🎨: BlackestManamultis (FA)

[smash bros. voice] A NEW RECORD

Full Length. The things you find out about each other! Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/138697... subscribestar.adult/posts/2046018

For @ahab.bird.gay 🐎 #sketch #furry #furryart #nsfw

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. You grow some birds and this is how they treat you! #KurriArt #SheathChurch #MacroMarch #Throwback Art by @essyx.bsky.social 🦅 @ahab.bird.gay & @bigpurplesentri.com

Sketch Commission for Sigwin Now with more pants... In a way. www.patreon.com/Corrsk

Testing the home gym.

As of this week, my lady Carmen is 90 years old. One year older than my house! These things were built to last. My new accordion is mostly plastic, whereas this one is wood, metal, cardboard, and leather! Still plays just fine 💜🪗 Art by Getterdone Studio, gifted by a good bird @ahab.bird.gay

I bought pokopia

Incredible bday gift from my bf @latemarch.bsky.social, who surprised me with this GORGEOUS piece from @bedtimebuck.bsky.social ♥️🎂♥️🎂♥️

it's against the law for me to be sick. that's ill eagle

(🎨: MacroWolfie)

Godlike roo growing from febROOary straight into the macro march~ For @weaselbun.bsky.social !

CW: macro, nipple piercing close-up You thought I was big enough in this pic from last week? Nah, during #MacroMarch, there's no such thing. You can ALWAYS get bigger. Even when all of reality is already a barely-visible speck drifting near your pecs… 🎨: @silverthebirdie.bsky.social #MacroMonday

teba told me he would "visit me" yeah... a "VISIT", huh? tell that to the flattened buildings, districts and people #macromicro #macromarch #nsfw #furry #sizesky

they're onto us lads

Sporty Black Dragon 🐉

what's your opinion that makes you end up like this (📸: Ronen Tivony/NurPhoto/Getty Images)

Comm for @nighdruth.bsky.social 💪😈🍆 #Vore #Cockvore #Growth #Hyper #male

lord help me I am once again considering buying pokopia

This Bird making condoms sexy so more people use them during sexy time.

in that fun part of the year where I get to ask: am I sick? is it allergies? is it daylight saving time fucking with my sleep schedule? is it the start of a migraine? is it work stress? is it wild swings in the weather messing with my body in imperceptible ways throwing off my whole deal? who knows!

the powers that be magically summoning the most generic canine fursona to win the YCH auction i wanted:

Woahwoahwoah h-hey why-- How do I stop growing..! S-Sorry just uh, look away if you can 😵‍💫 First time for everything, right? 😅 I could maaaaaaybe get used to this... #MacroMarch 🎨 @lemonysol.bsky.social

(CW: vore) Didn't get a room for AC? Don't worry, I've got space... if you don't mind a little bird drool... 🎨: @slimyjaws.com

CW: #macro #bulge #nsfw #aeronusart This eagle is looking for more universes to weave into those cosmic undies~ Shaded commission for @ahab.bird.gay! #macromarch

cruel macro eating an entire town and calling it "mean cuisine"