Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:

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You wanna know what people in the Levant, or for that matter Palestinians and Jews all over the globe are thinking about right now? Not this af. Go home

If you listen to just one Taylor Swift song this month, let that song be Actually Romantic, I legit CHORTLED I tell you hwhat

Brb watching some fellow nerds analyze my work

I specialize in strange (and strangely cozy) worlds, chaotic thots, and twisty but upbeat endings

Ok but hear me out: a xenobabe becomes embroiled in a love triangle with two men from warring tribes, but through her power of seduction gets them both in bed in a DP ménage-a-hatred while screaming BREED ME

Concept: evil spirits try to invade the home of a sorcerer, but get their shit wrecked by an army of spectral house panthers who are waiting on the current generation owner of the house to join them before they cross the rainbow bridge.

FAT BEARS FAT BEARS FAT BEARS FAT BEARS

When your enby ass finally learned how to manifest eldritch shifter 🍆 and your twunk frenemy offers his 🍑 🕳️ for you to test it out on 😏

the struggle is real 🙈

ADHD means you make plans the night before on what your workflow is going to look like and the next day, you are doing the exact opposite of what you planned to do. 😒

Felt cute, decided to republish another fan favorite from my Literotica to my Inkitt. Rejoice! The Smithy Gets Her Fill is now available without sketchy porn banner ads 😁 www.inkitt.com/stories/1538...

Is my babyboy 🥰

I’m so grouchy about this, I’m gonna crosspost it from threads. I’ve been reading about the shit that went down at Sinners and Stardust, and while I can’t say I’ve been to the event, I *have* been to fetish fairs and other alt events in Boston and I have *thoughts*.

Phosphor Press recently released an interview with the author @moirabairdauthor.bsky.social!! If you're looking for a transfem superhero book, this one is for you! www.phosphorpress.com/blog/author-...

Me: tiptoeing through a mostly darkened house cuz I just remembered the litter boxes are in dire need of scooping What my cats see:

Shoutout to that time I wrote a flash piece about a demon snaking his tongue all the way down a lady knight’s esophagus just because they were bored

Editing Sheldon Learns to Fly is gonna take at least another month, but when I tell you I am SO looking forward to editing Sheldon Has a Blast…

Hey readers and writers, I am looking for a dialogue focused beta reader for Sheldon Learns to Fly, with a specific focus on AAVE as spoken by Black teenagers in LA and its suburbs in the 2010s.

It has begun. The wife and I are playing BG3💖

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

Ukrainian resilience amazes me. Just received this photo from Olya Vynnychenko, our Sumy-based designer for Oleg Veretskiy's book. So talented and conscientious. She has a teenager and an infant and regularly hears the missile strikes - Sumy is very near the ruzz. border. OkegVeretskiy.com

My fellow Literoticans! Do you like heavy music and anal smut? My bi4bi MF soft dom story, Plain Black Tee, is currently the 42nd highest rated anal story of the past 12 months. I know I can beat that. Wanna give it a read? 🔗 ⬇️

The erotica writer in me wonders if I can have a scene where a novice submissive is made to wear a buttplug on a social outing and not remind everyone of EL James at this point

In the dragon's lair 🐉

Yep, in fact we have a special OUIJA keyboard we use to do it.

Inside you there are two wolves - One says “show me how to dance forever” - One says “benadryl dick never puts a ring on it” - They are both albums in your heavy rotation - wtf is metal

Sheldon Saga has various classes of “demons,” i.e. higher-dimensional quasi immortals. These include yokai (which are humanoid but somehow “wrong”), shoggoths (formless and fluid), yuggoths (rigid bodies flickering in and out of phase with reality) 🧵 1/3

It is DONE, Sheldon Fights for Love is DONE and it is live on Inkitt for you pervy nerds to consume! Hot gay sex, and now, demons fighting demons to the death in the final chapter “Shut Up and Die”

I have released three more wild and steamy chapters of Sheldon Fights for Love: “Training Montage”, “Catfish” and “Fuck & Doublefuck” www.inkitt.com/stories/1432...

Tried my hand at graffiti at the Wynwood Walls exhibit today in Miami

I’m on vacation! ✈️ Wasn’t even off the ground yet before I got felt up by a cute guy. 😅

Hey everybody! My partner and I are struggling to keep up with bills, and it's likely to get harder this summer because of energy costs and their work. As of now, we don't have enough saved to cover next month. We'd appreciate any help at all, including boosts! #helpsky gofund.me/c64b2048

“You texted me soup.” “I what?” “We’re here together but you just texted me a picture of your soup.” “Oh! Sorry, that was supposed to go to someone else.” “No need to apologize. We’re Jewish, soup pics are basically sexting.”

New promo art, who dis. Courtesy of the talented @annaleigharts.bsky.social . This will be my cover art for Sheldon Fights for Love and its sequels where they are serialized, and, probably, eventually a book.

Post your king or queen

The book in question

Super excited by the release of @opalinhubaypickens.bsky.social ‘s debut book, Amped Up! I have read parts and am about to dive into reading for review, but I know it involves an MMMF soul bonded quartet of dorky but gorgeous super spies, a bunch of trauma, and a fair bit of CHESS ♟️

Love me a flamingo.

A freshly risen Jesus H Christ, Polygon, learn to read the room. You know there’s a problem if this autistic can read the room and you cannot

Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

there will be plenty of things out there that are not to your taste, but this culture of saying yuck to sincerity to get little more than an empty laugh - it will destroy your heart.

“Wait, wait. You’re telling me the autistic MMC not only fucks her in the ass, he gets her to *beg* to be fucked in the ass?” “For the last time, AUTISTIC PEOPLE HAVE SEX, ROBERT” 1/3

Get in loser we’re egging RFK’s house

If you’re telling me you’re gonna kick my friend out of your sandwich society for making sandwiches on baguettes with pickled vegetables, you may as well banh mi too.

I’ve decided I want you all to know that Adam and Millie canonically have made out to Callous Daoboys. The story’s set in the late 2010s, so it wouldn’t be the latest single. Perhaps something off of Die On Mars