This senile moron has been on a nonstop crime spree since the day he took office and even talking about impeachment is still beyond the pale for this congress. Useless

Hang it in the fucking Louvre.

Fuck Sid Crosby in particular.

Simply USA.

Put it in my veins.

Ah yes, the party of fiscal responsibility.

This USA Slovakia match up is one of the worst jersey combination match ups I’ve ever seen.

Turns out having a power play line of Nate Mackinnon, Macklin Celebrini and Connor McDavid is a cheat code.

There should be an option to watch figure skating without commentary though.

Alysa Liu is the baddest of bitches. I don’t typically care about figure skating, but she is transcendent. She is such a vibe.

An actual koozie I bought during the height of the NFT “craze”

I would die for her.

This is maybe the best @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social I’ve ever seen….and they’re always excellent.

Hell yeah.

Evergreen.

There’s something affirming about when you see the people you follow interacting with each other. Even if they’re from completely different fields.

Pluribus…good lord. What a show. Gonna be a long wait for season 2.

Probably Nathaniel Hackett, but I’d prefer to go with Kevin Morby or Bol Bol.

Obligatory “none of these words are in the Bible”

HIGH DRAMA EARLY IN THE MORNING

Wrestling is good actually.

A certified banger.

“A Wave of Hope” is a banger and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Fuck these motherfuckers. As a native Kansan, I feel shame and anger. These people, and the western Kansan hicks who vote for them can eat shit.

The whole interview is worth it

Burn the entire fucking party to the ground. If they cannot summon the fortitude to DO SOMETHING, then get the fuck out of the way.

Best pizza I’ve ever had was at a festival at 2 am. Maybe not necessarily due to the culinary craftsmanship put into it.

Me, watching football, and they keep playing Dead songs as the outro to commercials:

To stream Phish, or not stream Phish

The hot dog enjoyer has logged on.

At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.

On my Betty Crocker shit today.

Master Chief ass looking pizza oven.

An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth

THE SAN JOSE MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS! Down 5-1 come back to win 6-5 in OT! Hell fucking yeah!

Prison rape is wrong. Jokes about prison rape are wrong. Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong. If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity. BUT A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.

Ive been struggling lately…just in terms of ennui and motivation…but today felt like a turning of the tide. I got so much done and was so productive. I’m proud of myself.

Update: Took two melatonin gummies and moved to bed.

I have survived Thanksgiving. I have made it home. I am collapsing on my couch.

7 cigarettes? I used to call that “Tuesday morning”

Did I bail on football and watch a 4 hour YouTube video and eat chili? Yes, I am pleased to report I did. Sundayed HARD.

Riding the KC street car for the first time tonight. Big fan. This rules. Public transit, who would have thought??

Missouri is legalizing gambling in like a week, and I am so sick of seeing this asshole on my tv. Why is the microphone in a coffee mug on top of a water cooler? Isn’t this a multi billion dollar industry??

Dave Toub motherfucker.

Pablo Torre has been on such a heater this year, but this one is genuinely so good.

Cardiac Chiefs

My niece goes to Oregon now, which means I now cheer for the Ducks. Which is cool…because KU sucks at football.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Just called all these people on a Sunday night. Leave a message.

Thinking today about that mega-wealthy guy who in 2014 warned fellow mega-wealthy guys that it would not be too long before they faced popular revolt. badfaithtimes.com/americans-ar...