finished watching a russian ballet production of Swan Lake on youtube. the male lead was pretty charming so i google him. hes on wikipedia. oh hes married to one of Putin's daughters

on my second day of ballet hyperfixation. ive already had hyperfixations on beethoven and classical art/sculpture before idk why i have such an interest in super expensive high art shit when im the poorest dumbest filthiest lil beast. whats next??? wine tasting?????

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

every day for a week when ive gone on my walk its been overcast and grey and dull, but of course TODAY, when i decided im just gonna pop in the store quick instead of doing the whole 1+ hr walk, its sunny and bright with a beautiful clear blue sky 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

Haven't seen this one posted yet

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

why do english speakers keep naming their dogs Moose 🤔 i feel like i see that name everywhere lol

rip my old iphone 7.... u served me well for a decade but now my bank app stopped working on u cuz ur too old :((

This gas station in Rhode Island has been closed for almost 20yrs. The guy who used to work there gave unsolicited psychic readings to customers, including my wife. 8”x10” oil

sharing my favorite one ever

At chili’s

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

today after i got finished with my usual morning walk, i went to the hairdresser to get my undercut re-shaved. i was red in the face due to the wind and sun and from walking uphill a lot, and the hairdresser was like "your face is red, is that from menopause?" I AM LITERALLY 31 YEARS OLD 🤣🤣😭😭

the sun is setting so fast im literally watching a line of sunshine move across my monitor in slow motion

so funny watching the simpsons make fun of gen x as moody nihilistic teenagers......... my MOM is gen x and shes like 55 now

honestly i dont blame the olds at the time for being freaked out abt hippies in the 60s and 70s. imagine if zoomers were like, lets make having sex anywhere with anyone and doing a shit ton of drugs the cool zeitgeist of our entire generation

let your friends help

If you’re ever frustrated or fed up with your work, remember that you’re not alone. Even Tove Jansson tried to kill the Moomins with a mallet

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

OK one last shirt design, this one I just made because I personally wanted a shirt that said all this but couldn't find it anywhere. www.bonfire.com/ai-is-theft

genuinely love when im hanging w someone and its boring and i get to hit them with the "if you could go back in time to kill a baby that had a 10% chance of being baby hitler, would you do it"

i had a dream where i played bloodborne n it had a easter egg where if u collect 5 santa hats in an area then a secret cutscene happens, which was an explicit gay sex scene where a sexy sperm-feeding vampire rides ur dick to get ur seed

if they ever make a finnish ovw hero i really hope its a sniper lol

been watching the office n i just realized im weirdly attracted to gabe?? hes so gangly and weird i swear i could make his egg crack in like 4mo tops

i love the sentence "where were we" . wee wöö wii

Tasku on matalan kynnyksen kohtaamispaikka kaikille sarjakuvantekijöille ja sarjakuvasta kiinnostuneille. Järjestämme mm. erilaisia tapaamisia, työpajoja, keskustelutilaisuuksia sekä myyjäisiä! Sarjakuvatila aloittaa toimintansa Kaupin virkatalolla helmikuussa 2026, tervetuloa avajaisiin 19.2.!

my edibles are gonna kick in in like 1-2hrs and i need to go to the grocery store right now. wish me luck

why do i as the butch have to do the first move. maybe im Shy

tried again n it worked . im wtaching la la land

im eating an edible today ive been sober for too fucking long

how is TRAILER PARK BOYS one of those shows where everyones bisexual

moms husband was like "everyone gets so offended all the time" but i saw him get offended when my nephews (2 & 4yo) didnt think to share their cookies with him (50yo). he got SO mad when i made a joke abt british tourists. i could be like "colonialism is bad" and he takes that personally as a brit

watching an unbreakable kimmy schmidt ep and the fucking DAUGHTER FROM EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE has a small side role with maybe 3 lines?!??!! 😭 i feel like i just went to get a snack and theres God sitting in my fridge

finished portal 1 ! honestly something i love about early 00's-'10s games is the snappiness of graphics and movement. now it feels like everything has a burdensome animation to it and 9001 filters and it takes ages to load

finished seinfeld n communitys not on netflix so i started watching unbreakable kimmy schmidt. its so dumb n corny but the actors all seem to be having such a blast it makes the show better XD

honestly seinfeld's finale is probably one of the most satisfying finales ive seen lmao

ive recently watched youtube vids abt 2 online influencer types and they coincidentally both have controverty re: their anger issues n i HATE how both of them say others being terrified of their berserk episodes is invalid bc theyre hitting the wall/door/objects etc, not the person in the room

at my heart im truly a "uhm achcually" autist bc i cant even read a post like "xyz are always doing this thing where-" or "no one does xyz anymore" w/o internally having a whole ass dialogue like "ALWAYS? NO ONE? i dont think so buster... heh, youre forgetting about the Nuance........"

found a new fav youtuber btw. everyone go watch their stuff

re: the high blood pressure thing i posted abt earlier, after thinking abt everythign, i think what im gonna do is get on blood pressure meds, only take vyvanse like every other day or so, and instead of going on a diet or w/e just focusing on fullness n actual meals instead of snacking constantly

my toxic trait is how most of the time when i see a weight loss before & after i think the before looks better lol

man that high blood pressure shit has me stressing so much. apparently the left chamber(?) of my heart already shows signs of long term high blood pressure??? im only like 31yo im gonna die any minute now i assume

my blood pressure has been high for so long my doctors saying i might need to go off of either ketipinor or Vyvanse entirely......... i NEED ketipinor to fall asleep and i NEED vyv to get up in the morning!!! im too young for this!!!

been thinking it would be fun to start a comic strip acc on here. nothing groundbreaking or special, just another humorous comic strip series, to have something new to draw

More boys for #DragonAgeDay !! Find these in my shop: shop.hannaschroy.com/product/pinu... #dragonageorigins #dragonage2 #AlistairTheirin #BrynmorAeducan #Fenris #Anders

god i love hairy f4ggots