Catfish nuggets were on sale for $5/lb.... so I bought 2 lbs along with seafood breading. I fried it all up along with some oven roasted potatoes and a nice bright slaw.

Twisted my ankle on a hike today like an idiot. Looking forward to just having ankle pain forever because I'm Of A Certain Age

Dead on balls accurate

Reminded of this again today

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

Had a religious experience at Waffle House this morning. My soul is healing.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Tonight I made: Pork loin and broccoli

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Tragedy has struck: I broke the coffee pot. A moment of silence for the lack of caffeine.

Tonight I made: Mediterranean spiced beef with toppings

Been thinking about baked macaroni and cheese (as you do) It doesn't need to be more complicated than: - Mornay sauce (dealer's choice for cheese) - Fun macaroni - Panko breadcrumb top ☆No adding egg to the sauce☆ If you wanna add a meat go for it, but that's it: mornay, pasta, breadcrumbs.

Time to post my favorite Calvin and Hobbes comic

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Sweet potato and lentil "shepherd's pie". It's vegan (which is not my thing), but I do love lentils and this came out wonderful

Comfort food

Omelettes should be browned

Cleared out the shower drain today. I pulled out a clod of hair the size of my fist 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

Highly recommend Amy's Dead End Dreamhouse. It's simultaneously heartwarming and surreal. 10/10.

Hey @limitedrungames.com what happened to the Hexen page? limitedrungames.com/products/her...

I'm excited about this, but also I don't think the ship looks right. There's something off about the model and I can't put my finger on why. I'm kind of disappointed honestly.

and then sometimes I make sloppy joe's and tater tots

Just had a spiritual moment with a bowl of lentil soup. Feel like I need a cigarette

Remember remember....

Maybe they'll reopen the fucking government now and I can stop planning on taking Leave Without Pay for the *entirety* of December

Hail Satan

"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... When pigs fly."

in times like this we return to the ancient texts

My bank is just, like, "doing updates" for 48 hours and won't let me log in to see how money I have. That's kind of dumb, right? Taking off the entire banking system for 2 DAYS to do "updates"? Hire better IT people.

Zoom now has some bullshit AI thing installed that you can't disable without creating an account. That can fuck aaaallllllllll the way off

Sometimes I feel terrible and then I drink a bunch of water; I can feel my body rehydrating and it's a glorious experience

Remember when cell phones were used like walkie talkies for like one year? Why did we ever think that was a good idea

Everything bagel salmon and smashed potatoes

Things are pretty not great in the world and future-wise, but today I baked some quickbread and I'm making a delicious dinner and that's all that matters right now.

Everything bagel salmon and potatoes going in....

Feeling fall today. Made some pumpkin chocolate chip bread

I hate sports but I love baseball but also the Jays should've won

Great job, everyone, we did it again

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Tonight I made a simple dinner: - Oven roasted chicken - Mushroom rice - Sautéed squash and onion Delicious

Every time I wish to inform my wife something I phrase it in the style of the poem "This Is Just To Say" by William Carlos Williams. This is just to say It was a bad idea and she is divorcing me Forgive me it was hilarious so unique and so relatable

let it go klingon version

“Homer? It’s Moe. Listen, some of the ghouls and I think the project isn’t moving forward.” “Can’t murder now, eating.” "Aw for crying out loud, come on."

Made basic-ass spaghetti I found in the pantry mixed with jarred sauce and frozen meatballs. Heaven on a plate.

Who is buying the porn magazines at the airport