Absolutely insane timing that I go up to the counter to buy shotgun shells and Dude Looks Like A Lady comes on in the outdoors store

cubes are my favorite shape eight points where three lines meet

cunty plate carrier -ai

Take my wife to the ball game Show her a damn good time

Hey now you're a Mormon get your shame on go pray

The new cat, who hides from me while I'm awake, has chosen my room as the nighttime playground. He runs, pounces, and otherwise makes a ruckus in the middle of the night. If I wish to enjoy the sounds of his frolicking, I must stay still and pretend to be asleep, lest I spook his timid heart.

If you should meet a kyuubey upon the road, kill him.

I *live* for intense eye contact from the goth femme at the counter in the fabric store

The theme of my 2026 is "taking action to change my circumstance" I'm not aiming for big changes, or for small changes. I'm not talking about bootstrapping upwards. I am building an internal locus of control and finding a better balance of "I'm driving events" and "events are occurring to me"

This is just a note to say that I have eaten the falcon in a widening gyre and that you were probably saving for anarchy Forgive me it was delicious so rough and full of passionate intensity

But sagacious Cool Beth, what shall we do seeing that boiling is a kiki act? Does this not mean that warmth is only bouba in the habitable midsection and kiki at the unpleasant extremities, not unlike the eponymous shapes themselves?

I highly recommend synchronizing your weekly injection with that of the other trans women in your life

Me and Alt-J saw you from across the bar and we were wondering: are you a point where two lines meet?

folks I continue to be pro-beetle

she's just like me for real for real

creature of the week? Some Guy

the crazy thing about reading history is the unwavering constancy with which police are on the wrong side of it

Lohn Jennon Heorge Garrison Stingo Rarr Maul PcCartney

If you are trans (you are) and you wore a stupid hat while you were in the closet (and you did) I require you to begin wearing it again now that you're out. You will look sick as hell (it's true)

goodness I love lindy hop

somebody stop her she's reading Theory again

everyone loves mutual masturbation but the moment I start talking about wanting to union bust suddenly I'm the bad guy

One Piece of Trivia

"Now get back to work polishing my tungsten gauntlets til I can see your watering eyes reflected in them."

average T4T couple

Gonna get out ahead of this one by saying that if I get famous and am inevitably ragdolled across the stage from 200 yards, the one who Posts Best about it gets beers on me in heaven

who up jabbering their wock

God I love the once-over of "I thought you were a hot lady but now I think you're a dude who could fuck me up" because lemme tell ya brother you're right on both counts

this is fucking me up about as good as when I realized that "despise" literally means "to look down on"

My pussy is keto it can't be bread

If you were a nonlegendary creature, which would you be? Invaluable skills from one side of a divide serve me better on the other.

If you do something to a cop and the cop arrests you for it, but you know that if someone did the same thing to you and you called the cops about it, they wouldn't even show up, let alone make any arrests, then what is being enforced is something other than a law.

I'm pro-beetle and this is a Pro Beetle

*getting purred at by a failgirl twelve years my senior* Not now kitten, Mommy needs to crash out

Life might sort of be an ocean of harm in which we all swim but I did eat a pint of fresh cherry tomatoes today so I am immortal and unkillable

it only works if the omelas child deserves it

My workplace is turning me into a geezer. I just unironically said "doc will yell at me if I'm on my feet too long"

Pro-beetle.

Magic player getting zero-depth vaginoplasty: 'yeah dude I sided out dismember for an oblivion ring'

is that a 9mm in your pants or are you just that small

gaslight gatekeep girlpiss

[scouring a biology book, increasingly stressed]: "Golgi can't be the only apparatus. It can't be."

*looking at a t4t couple* which of you is the unstoppable force and which of you is the immovable object

At the doctor's office filling out a review of systems 5/5 & 5/5, they're excellent friends with perfect attendance today

@divineinquiry.bsky.social coded post

somebody stop her she's reading Theory again

Tranz Ferdinand

Touching grass: a tried-and-true method for turning a 2/10 day into a 3/10 day

it's just after midnight and i'm once again thinking about kneeling in a circle of chalk and salt while my liege-lord grants me strength via the old magics