"Tis the season for parties and pins, tralalalala, lalalala" 💃🏻🎄 ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Did anyone see how he made it? I must've missed that part...

"You do not bring the ocean to a river." From "Zimbabwe" by Tapiwa Mugabe

"Sunday's child is bonny and blithe..." ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Soak me up, like blotting paper drinking in ink. #littlestories

Good morning 🌈 ❌Do Not Repost❌️

kissing 🔥 while standing up 🔥🔥 with a height difference 🔥🔥🔥

Op og ikke grædende

🎶Jetzt bist so weit, weit weg So weit, weit weg von mir Jetzt bist so weit, weit weg So weit, weit weg von mir Das tuat mir schiach, und wia🎶 Hubert von Goisern und die Alpinkatzen - Weit, weit weg youtube.com/watch?v=BSPV...

Jaffa allowed me to choose one of his pictures for #FishnetFriday Here's my lucky number 2! 😍 😘

Who needs some heart(s) at the moment? ❤️ ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Your words. You choose them so carefully, and use them so tenderly, and they're only for me. At least that's what you say. #littlestories

Up close and personal. ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

🎶If the young men could sing like blackbirds and thrushes If the young men could sing like blackbirds and thrushes How many young girls would go beating the bushes?🎶 Shirley Collins & Davy Graham - Hares on the mountain youtube.com/watch?v=1Sn3...

#HornyHaiku #GoodGirl

Play with me, tiger 🐅 #drunterDonnerstag ❌Do Not Repost❌

This is the surname of a person I have dealings with at the moment, and it's taking every bit of control I have not to giggle every time I say their name 🤭 (I know, I know, I am a *child* 🤭)

I have these on today, but backwards, like one of those satantic records from the 70s.

Legs eleven! (Is it too early for bingo?) 😉 ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Outfit of the day 😏 ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

You whisper, "Be a good girl tonight" and every hair on my body stands up. Because I know what's coming. #littlestories

Top moaning here, much better than "Je t'aime"...(fight me 😉) 🎶When your body's next to me, I begin to sweat. When we touch, I lose control. Now you know what's next🎶 Frankie Knuckles - Your Love youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE...

Danke für gaannzz viele ❤️en! @alexderkleine.bsky.social

It was an almost perfect copy of your thumb. Blue-black on the inside of my thigh where you'd gripped and pushed. Two weeks later it has faded, but looking at its outline makes my mouth dry and my heart beat faster. #littlestories

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

A golden morning 💛 ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Make it your canvas. #Lustsonntag ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Read me poetry.

🎶Something 'bout last night is doing something to the light, let's call it dynamite🎶 Saint Sister - Dynamite 🌋 youtube.com/watch?v=3eJA...

Miaow 🐱 Happy Halloween 🎃 👻🧙🏻‍♀️ #frivolerFreitag ❌️Do Not Repost❌️ (Reposting because reposted by a user who wouldn't take it down 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Another full moon? So soon? 🌚😉 #poxyMittwoch ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

When your colleague says they've left a "surprise" on your desk, and you think "This better not be fucking work!": 🥰

I’m really something special to have.

How foreigners learn to spell in German 😉 Die Fantasischen Vier - MfG (Mit freundlichen Grüßen) youtube.com/watch?v=uUV3...

Who's for sparkles (and see-through 😉) on Tuesday? #tittyTuesday ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

@schnittchendeluxe.bsky.social You're back! 🎉

I'm moving into unicorn content folks! 🦄 I've heard there are lots of opportunities there 😏 And remember, it's #wearsomethinggaudyday ! #frivolerFreitag #fishnetFriday ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

I tell you I slept, but I don't tell you that I woke up, again and again and again. With you on my mind. #littlestories

Promise or threat?

Little Red Riding Hood 😏 #Lustsonntag ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

🎶Pienso en tu mirá', tu mirá' clavá' es una bala en el pecho Pienso en tu mirá', tu mirá' clavá' es una bala en el- Pienso en tu mirá', tu mirá' clavá' es una bala en el pecho Pienso en tu mirá' Pienso en tu mirá'🎶 Rosalía - Pienso en tu mirá youtube.com/watch?v=p_4c...

Adam and Eve After the Fall, Johan Vilhelm Gertner 1871

🎉 Competition time! 🎉 Complete the title of this well-known rock song: "Stairway to ..." a) hell b) heaven c) don't give a fuck, just take me there Answers on a postcard please to, Kat, Bluesky 😉 ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Me: "Why is everyone weirder than usual this week?" ...

There's a very attractive electrician in my office doing *something* with cables. Would it be illegal if I...nah, nevermind 😰

Let's stay in bed? ❌️Do Not Repost❌️

Admit it. That you crave me, you can’t resist me. That you are compelled by me. That this is not like anything else you’ve ever experienced. That your mind races about me, your body aches for me, your skin yearns for me. That you want it all, for it to never end. And I’ll admit it too.

The baby of the family 😏