With little reception yesterday, I didn't post much but had a fabulous Sunday. Check out Olivia Chaney (she's on the new Wuthering Heights soundtrack) and Talisk are incredible live. Music in the sun

Now where did i leave that picnic blanket?

Regret to announce I've had to put another layer on!

Perfect charity shop purchase for my short attention span....I've got no Amontillado though. Hopefully chilled Portuguese rosè will do

Sad to report some road kill

That's more like it . Gone a bit Yorkshire with an Amity Brew Waterpistol

Taking me a long while to get going today

Chris Lee on the DVD Commentary for Eugenie #TheFilmCrowd

Evening all ..nostalgic for the days when we just had films about a dystopian future ...rather than an actual dystopian present #TheFilmCrowd

FLM ...pronounced Phlegm #totp

Am I in a lift or a porn film ? #totp

Hue & Cry .....by far the hottest gig I have ever been to (Ronnie Scotts ) #TOTP

Oh no ...just splashed my yogurt over my laptop #NotAEuphemism

Surely the Met Police will be compiling a case for the CPP against National Highways for this degree of disruption

When "Jurassic Park - Ice Age" actually happens, people will literally be moaning about delays in their car journey

The Sadiq Khan peerage may lead to my father spontaneously combusting... I mean I read every edition of "The Unexplained" in 1980 but they never suggested it could be down to rage & hatred

In the office, can't wait to respond to the "Did you see it last night?" with a "Yes, quite liked the bag making and that swimsuit in 'Made to Measure' was incredible "

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

Stewart Lee apparently upsets Rowling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjr...

Happy Bastille Day to those that celebrate.....and to those that don't, have a look and see if you like what you see

Heading home

Ohhh my fellow campaigner has chickens

Evening all

Good morning all.. These were ok overnight. I don't see what all the fuss is about

After a rather packed weekend, I'm buoyed with enthusiasm about local creativity and culture, however I'm not feeling especially rested for the shitshow of the working week

"Verify your age" "A photo? On my driving licence? I don't know what you mean?"

Morning meeting with local creatives and my imposter syndrome is off the scale

Well this is a treat

Roy Keane: "OK I'll go but I'm treating it as my holiday and will be dressing accordingly "

Love Lynks youtube.com/watch?v=zArP...

The residential suburban road I grew up in had trees virtually every other house on both sides of the road. There are about three or four left. Councils hacking them down to cut back on maintenance and so pricks can fit another few cars on what was the front garden

Dear man in local convenience store , I am purchasing beer because it's hot , I'm treating myself after a long day gigging and the micro brewery have a private party on ...it is not "For the football"

Always a fabulous gig playing in front of this

I'd have preferred paper but.....

Evening all #TheFilmCrowd

Top Tip: Pretend you have a much more modern car with air con by simply driving around in this heatwave with all the windows closed

When youre in bed and they want to do it a third time but you know you haven't got anything left

I bet they charge you extra for that as well... ..

Sad news that the Kray twins remain dead. I didn't share many of their views, but they were men of strong principles and were very kind to their mum , far kinder than all those films and Channel 5 documentaries suggest

Water companies: Hey don't forget to only flush when necessary, use washing up water on plants, wipe yourself over with a moist flannel instead of bathing, lick condensation instead of drinking tap water.. Also Water Companies (checking their infrastructure)

Its almost as if he's a monumental egotistical prick....

ACME email to Wile E Coyote

I see a woman who took satisfaction in making other people suffer has died

I mean I saw my friend Mark scrubbing his privates in the sink with what appeared to be a nail brush.....I'm not overly sure he thought that through

Honestly ! I am finding it very tiresome when men are trying to make a valid political points and Laila Cunningham just shouts over the top of them ........

I had a pay review yesterday.... In completely unrelated news, today I'm having a coffee until I'm required to log on

Me: I want my handles smart, functional, easy to open, reasonably priced. IKEA: Would you like these ? They will trap every pocket, belt loop ,cable, when you move away from the workspace

Another Mitch McConnell sighting

I spoke with Mitch Mcconnell for a good 20 minutes...he said "No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar. You think I'm fruity, huh? - I'm staying right here."