Everyone suggesting the Fifa Peace Prize as a made up piece of tin that doesn't actually mean anything......Let me blow your mind about all the other medals and honours in the world .......

If you have to do interviews like that with SUV owners than you really should also ask them: statistically, you are much more likely to kill someone else, particularly a child, through your choice of vehicle. Do you believe this is a morally acceptable choice to make?

Bizarrely #TheFilmCrowd due to all of my friends having been out drinking since midday...I might make this by the skin of my teeth (or is that fangs?)

Ahhhh that's better

I am enroute...waiting to be told that if I see it , I say it and sort it

Although I'm popping my OOO on shortly anyway as I'm off to that London

I see Teams has a "XXXXXX is out of the office and may not respond" Is there a "Andrew is not out of office but may not respond anyway" ?

Whilst anyone still using Spotify is indulging in their annual data harvesting, a reminder that it's BANDCAMP FRIDAY and musicians will get more from any mp3/CD/vinyl/TShirt/Hat/Beer opener/Badge you buy than any streaming

Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.

How it feels working from home when you pull back to the curtains to reveal the low sun

So they said "Take me to Las Vegas to see The Temptations" I said "It's been a bad year....how about l take you to Primark for Four Tops" #NothingLikeANewJoke

If I play any games over the Christmas period, I'll adopt the strategy of certain work colleagues and simply respond to a Question with a different answer .... Highest mountain in the Himalayas? Easy ..It's Roger Bannister.

Work mode activated

Fucking hell

Ahh that familiar feeling of making coffee and trying to figure out what on earth has happened in #TheCricket

No we don't have a dress code for band, thanks for asking

Is it too late to tag @remembrancewatch.bsky.social for Poppy watch items ?

Good morning

From a few years ago ...hardly a patch on the uke bag & leaning on the cajon which I've woefully neglected

Huge if true

A musical farewell to Frank tonight. He may no longer be with us but he's still on stage, even if it's a cardboard version. Lovely tribute

6 music has been a joy today..From @cerysmatthews.bsky.social with @drjaninaramirez.bsky.social this morning to Guy Garvey playing Peter Skellern this afternoon

Well this is fucking depressing

Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!

Tom Stoppard sat behind me on a plane once. He was like a whippet when we landed. Didn't see him for dust

Introduce yourself with five pedal cycles you've owned: Planex X RT58: Bargain Carbon Fibre fun Marin Pine Mountain: +wheel rigid beach and MTB Specialized Tricross Sport: Prob the most vers bike, most used Sun Solo: Saturday job transport. Ever ready lights Chessington: Chromed chopper rip off.

Popped up for a bit of shopping and the cashpoint. Stopped off for a glorious pint of Rhythm Stick

I have questions......

Evening all. It's been a bit of a week & I'm so knackered so won't be joining in too much with #TheFilmCrowd shenanigans tonight. Plus I can't imagine any day at Blackrock being worse that this wanker rocking up in your office on a Monday morning (Did you see what I did there?)

Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March. Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday! Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...

Quick ......someone give me £1500....it's for a thing.... #NeverEverBloodyAnythingEver

Hmmmm Sandringham?.....Ok hear me out...we'll call the gig "The Racist and the Nonce"

If you see this, post a monster

Well I can mute Dad on Facebook , but if the authorities are still using this, it'll take the edge off of Christmas day if the door gets smashed in at 6 o clock after he's had 8 ciders and a bottle of red

I hope this guy is sitting there believing he's going to burn in hell for an eternity... Also fuck these hypocritical wankers at the "church" for continuing to support him "An elder from a church in Grays – not named in open court – wrote a letter to Southend Crown Court on Ellis’s behalf. "

The AI characters I'm dealing with on this elearning course are sapping my soul

Can certainly recommend a soprano uke over a dreadnought guitar if you're after a signature or two at a gig

No band tonight, we've all come out to see the incredible Nancy Kerr and James Fagan

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

I've just heard a company refer to it as "Black November" on a TV ad and I can't help feeling it's escalating exponentially

Ok.....I just have a few questions.......

Tis the season to be radical. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

So I've just caught up with Trigger Point and it's sort of a dark version of Mr Bates vs The Post Office

🎵I like (I like) what you like (what you like) Long hair (no bra) that's my type (that's right) You just told me, want me to fuck you Baby, I will 'cause I really want to🎶

Fan of 1950s movies? Kate Bush samples? M.R.James adaptations? #TheFilmCrowd peeps ...1957's Night Of The Demon is on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social tonight (Spoiler alert: It's in the trees, it's coming...)

Wow.......another 14 years of this and it'll be close to petrol duty ! 🙄

It has brightened up a bit

*Diabolical laughter* "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!" #Strictly

Guacamole anyone ?