Anyway, JD Vance on Bluesky has BLOCKED me.

Hello. I haven't spoken to you for a while. What a year it's been so far.

What's rather lovely is the concern shown towards me by my pilates group and our local bottle shop.

I have been to the dentist who stuck 5000 needles in me and am now trying to sip Prosecco with some decorum.

Also, look at them! Ok. Mainly Charlie, with some Angus.

Hello, BS! I am checking on you.

He never really got over the break up with Heidi Klum did he?

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING

I've been doing a cryptic crossword in an actual newspaper with an actual pen.

Anyway, I haven't been here because Bluesky wanted my password AGAIN so I've been sulking for a couple of weeks.

Love me a bit of Sade.

They've just been to the beautician and Charlie was so charmed by Angus's scent that he tried to impregnate him several times.

Waiting to have my blood extracted. I tried at two places yesterday, but my veins didn't produce. So I'm back at the second place having drunk a thousand gallons of water for another go. I think the pathologist cried when she saw me arrive.

Looking like some sort of angel with my dogs on my lap here

US speaker Mike Johnson looks like a man who irons his pyjamas

Also, I have moved the BS app to my home screen. Anything could happen now.

I found my password again!

Charlie the Chihuahua reacting to my spectacular driving style. (I didn't take the photo btw. I was driving)

Hello! I found my password again, so here is my poodle, Angus

Helloooo

I think I'm in love with Mark Carney. Mr Fq is ok with it.

MORNING

Burning my pumpkin

@flups.bsky.social DID I MISS YOUR BIRTHDAY??!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF AUSTRALIA AND ITS PEOPLES, FLUPS XX🎁🎂🎉🥂

Still waiting for Cyclone Alfred. Quite windy now, and I just walked into a tree which isn't usually there.

This cyclone Is annoying me now.

Snores

Hello. My name is Charlie the Chihuahua and today I went to the groomers and had a wash and blow dry and an anal gland squeeze

Today, I misjudged my angle and scratched the side of my Mazda 3 when entering our garage. I also destroyed my wing mirror.

I've dropped into BS and the first bloot I saw was about one of my favourite pieces of music, and the second one was about one of my favourite singer songwriters. I THINK I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

I've lost track of how many times I've watched this already 😂

I plan to post here a lot more often now. I thought I should introduce myself properly… My name is Niall and I help street dogs in Thailand. I post upbeat and happy dog recovery stories. This is my story… (1/10)

Hello. I am showing Bluesky our birds of paradises before I show Twitter. #inyourfaceelon

Here is a photo of that time yesterday when a butterfly sat on Charlie the Chihuahua's head and a swan and her two cygnets watched.

Watch this if you had a bad day, you can’t avoid laughing, which will help

I've just shown Twitter my weather. Tell you what, I'll show you as well.

If the teams from Silent Witness and Vera merged, crimes would be solved more quickly.

I found my Bluesky password. We can all relax.

All a bit scary over on the Twitter. The Mukster has apparently lost his marbles.

I get a lot of messages about sick dogs and I can barely get to 20% of them. Sometimes though you get a message where you have to drop everything. I woke up this morning to one. I don’t know how she is still alive but she has a chance now (1/8) 🧵

There's no reason why Bluesky should miss out on Charlie the Chihuahua's day at the local little dog groomers, where he was bathed and had his anal glands squeezed. And his photo taken.

I do beg your pardon Bluesky. I haven't been here for several days, but here we are in 2025 (in Australia) so HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🥂

We are in Tamworth, the Australian Nashville. Yee haw. Here is a picture of our accommodation.

Hello. We're off on a Christmas road trip tomorrow. Dodgy accommodation and all sorts. I'll alert you as and when it happens. Confident face.

Festive sweep

Mr Fq and I are watching 127 Hours and discussing the best place to cut your arm off.

I guess Bluesky ought to see Charlie the Chihuahua's Christmas outfit. I'm so sorry.

I was just telling Twitter that we've been worried that Charlie the Chihuahua might not enjoy day care. They sent us this photo today.

Hello Bluesky. Today I have chosen to sip Prosecco whilst examining your bleets.

I've shown Twitter this photo of Charlie, so I shall show Bluesky. LOOK AT HIM