hanging out with junebug so i dont say anything actionable today.

one of my favorite u.s history facts is that when james garfield got shot, chester arthur was at home doing this after realizing he just became important at work.

goddamn lewis capaldi makes some fucking unlistenable music. this guy's voice is just fucking torture.

the line about the Rockies having trouble pitching at elevation has always been interesting because every other team's pitcher who plays at Coors Field seem to have no struggles shutting down the Rockies lol.

in a perfect world marilyn manson and the spooky kids were an obscure underground band and all we have of them are their kickass early 90s demos after brian warner tragically passed away during a botched rib removal.

*jumps*

this review ended up way too wo long!! LOL!!!! backloggd.com/u/gruel/revi...

NSFW is such a funny tag to use for any artwork. like, your boss probably isnt going to love you looking at pictures of Princess Daisy on the clock even if she has all her clothes on.

watching major league volleyball and i should be rooting for omaha but one of the girls on atlanta is such a boss

Being a season 2 motherfucker at season 6 of your job one of the worst feelings on the earth.

If you have 4hrs to spare, enjoy this video that my PC and seemingly all forces of the universe did not want me to finish 🐀 youtu.be/LMhResdylaE

the final boss took them like 30 seconds and it instantly smashed to credits. they were shipping this thing by the skin of their fucking teeth.

Q is playing Spyro: Enter The Dragonfly and this game is barely holding together at the very end. sometimes they load into a level and fall into the void.

resident evil 96 is so good. they made 2 resident evil 1s and both of them are near perfect games.

i swear to god i only stay on this site because of my friends here otherwise this place is identical to facebook with how many fucking AI dog videos I see.

preposterous that there are mods for stellar blade to make eve's butt bigger. half the screen real estate is taken up by her butt! make a mod to shrink the fucking thing!

playing more stellar blade and i definitely do see the artistic vision with a beautiful product like Eve wandering the dilapidated ruins, especially with her bright green suit with the wings dangling from it. there is something there.

another thing that bugs me about stellar blade is how unnaturally clean eve always is. step out of water and she is bone dry. an enemy explodes into gore and she is unaffected.

first impressions of stellar blade's combat: not positive, but there is enough about the game that i do like that i'm willing to be patient and see if my opinion changes. i love the world, the first level is great. like that the PC is a woman even if she does just seem to exist to be eye candy.

first impressions of stellar blade are incredibly negative. feels heavy and clunky, dodging and parrying feel really bad to do, nothing feels slick or reliable.

finally trying stellar blade and i think team ninja games have ruined other action games for me because they all feel like they are in slow motion compared to nioh and wo long.

wrote about nioh 2. good game. backloggd.com/u/gruel/revi...

i swear to god the -second- i start to clean up the ferret cage or any room in the apartment, juneau the ferret materializes out of thin fucking air just to nose around whatever i'm doing lmao.

platinum'd wo long and man i love this weird game. not as air tight as nioh but so much of it just works. and the base game's boss fights are among the best ever.

anyone else remember the ultimate showdown parody the ultimate orgy of homosexuality? was that not a preposterous amount of effort put into a joke about sucking cocks?

everytime i hear the worst song ever on the radio it is always by weezer and im finally brave enough to say it: pinkerton is not good enough to justify this fucking deluge of CRAP!!!

i dont want to sound mean but everytime i flip to the discover page i literally only see AI art of trump and people whose beloved pets just died. i would like to see none of this.

been coming into work early and i probably shouldnt be around customers. i feel so much active contempt for them it probably causes me psychic damage to think the thoughts i do.

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also saw another youtuber who had a reminder to take a drink of water in their intermission. im not 4 years old i know to drink water. blocked.

nothing makes me more unreasonably annoyed when a british youtuber will say "get yourself a cup of tea." instant click off. i will not be doing that.

latest tomb raider update broke the gold mod jesus christ

"the second phase has all the really heavy hitting insta-kill moves, so let's make sure the player can only practice dodging them by going through a boring-by-necessity first phase every single fucking time."

miyazaki should be killed for popularizing multi-phase boss fights tbh.

i really do love wo long but man these dlc bosses SUCK.

sometimes youtube does drop lunch time gold for me. why yes, i am curious what is the hardest mario game.

the 3rd Wo Long DLC is so much easier than the 2nd one and i won't lie it's a godsend lmao.

hanging out with my gaming buddy

divorce with wo long called off. turns out you can encourage your AI partners so they actually try and fight the boss and don't just stand there watching you die. i don't know why they are in "watch the player die" mode by default, but on we game.

it really isnt enough for wo long's ally AI to be the most fucking useless dolts in gaming history. they also NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

alright wo long i give up. you made the boss too hard. have fun in my trash bin 👍

playing the wo long dlcs and the bosses are TERRIBLE. worst bosses in TN's catalog. here is guy with 30 combos no openings who teleports away from you also he has a second phase.

hey guys, im having trouble finding a youtube video. im looking for a multi-hour analysis of dark souls. my preference is one where the creator does a melodramatic sad voice when talking about Sif and Artorias. I can't find one anywhere!!

new order bootlegs are really fun to listen to because only one member of new order can keep time and it is never the same person song to song.

youtubers who are way too into nintendo are always so hyper. calm down, man.

i wish games would drop the corpse run so bad. doing a cool boss rush in wo long but stuck with 200,000 souls, but the game doesnt let you teleport out of boss fights.

the guy who inventee the garbage disposal probably took the money and ran on that one. a big nasty thing that is broken all the time and doesnt even work when operational.