Scoop: Kid Rock flew to Fort Belvoir this morning on his private jet & took a little joy ride on 2 Apache helicopters w/ War Secretary Pete Hegseth, according to multiple Army sources, & backed up by flight data. Apaches typically have 2 pilots, but they went up w/ 1 so the boys could each ride...

100% FRAUD!

So weird how this keeps happening 🤷🏼

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If Melania wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for hateful rhetoric, someone should introduce her to her husband

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

No greater deconversion tool than the bible.

I love this Republican strategy of constantly talking about building a golden ballroom while ordinary Americans go without. It's as if Marie Antoinette cackled at starving peasants about eating cake from her gilded carriage *every* day until the guillotine finally silenced her tone-deaf snideness.

@marcelias.bsky.social @raskin.house.gov

Can lawyer types help me out here? Shouldn't Pirro, Blanche, and Kash all recuse from this investigation, since they are victims?

King Charles’ choice to ignore the Epstein survivors underscores that he punished his brother Andrew, not for victimizing such survivors, but for victimizing Charles by allowing Andrew's behavior to be made public. Such a dreadful inconvenience for the royal family!

According to the War Powers Resolution of 1973 (War Powers Act), Trump has ONE day left to secure a Declaration of War from Congress, and another 30 days to bring our troops home if not. $10 says Congress doesn't do 💩 and $20 says no one, definitely not SCOTUS, makes Trump follow the law. #feckless

Yeah, not a set up at all.😂🤣

The man who hosts unsecured pay-to-play parties at his private club at Mar-a-Largo says he needs the ballroom as a matter of national security. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a new white house golf course after the second "attempt".

Enjoy @sassy0210.bsky.social And #UntrumpAmerica please?

In part because of: a) Every snickering at the follow up press conference b) the fact that the entire purpose of this staged event was to push their stupid ballroom. c) Trump being "respectful and considerate" prior (that one is a total giveaway). d) The intentionally light security.

When you cry "WOLF" enough times...

What about shingles? Can he develop shingles? I'm really grasping here.

This must be the plan to stay in power. 😡 l.smartnews.com/p-7CiaKw1O/s...

“You wouldn’t hate Trump if he was a Democrat” Dude, Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we hated him so badly he had to switch parties to get supporters.

All Melania has done with today's statement is set Jimmy Kimmel up to deliver a great monologue this evening.

Trump was in more danger from his weak ankles than he was from the shooter, but, sure, let's attack (spins the wheel) Jimmy Kimmel for making Melania-wants-Trump-dead jokes before the WHCD even happened.

I would LOVE IT if Obama sued him for Defamation of Character. The Supreme Court exempted Trump for his duties as PRESIDENT; insulting someone is not part of his duties.

Of course, he never cared about casualties? Whatever "the end justifies the means", the pitch for the $400M ballroom to keep him safe & all his corrupt minions! GOP never Cared about those children killed senselessly! Think about J6, did he care about anyone while his supporters brandished guns!

Shortly after the incident at the WHCD, this is what they looked like. Smugly satisfied that tRump's staged fake "assassination" plot went off as planned.

#GrifterinChief Dumbest timeline ever

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

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#FreeLuigi l.smartnews.com/p-7B5M2wlG/F...

If the president of the United States is so hated by Americans that he literally can’t leave the White House, then maybe he’s the problem.

Yup. l.smartnews.com/p-7C9L9sEE/W...

This seems bad, no?

Ballroom blitz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, during their 1990 divorce proceedings, Ivana Trump gave a sworn deposition stating that Donald Trump raped her in 1989.

The sad reality is most people just don’t care whether that half-assed “attempted shooting” was staged or real. Trump lies constantly about everything. He attacks anything he dislikes as “fake news.” His administration can’t be trusted on anything. Trump brought this credibility collapse on himself.

Epstein distraction

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

FRIDAY: Workers, students, and families will be calling out of work, walking out of school, and refusing to shop as part of the nationwide day of economic disruption. There are many ways you can help make a difference on May Day: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8705046/i...

Thanks for the attention, but I don’t have a plate…

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

Perfect…

It’s sickening. @meidastouch.com is exploding due to the capitulation of legacy media trying to carry Trump’s water with a straight face. Shameful. Turned off @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social when they did the same thing this morning about the #WHCD. There are too many other BETTER news options now.