Going live for the first time in almost 3 months. Wild how nervous you can get from a relatively short break. Twitch.tv/IsThatElliott

I think I fixed the description: "Highguard is a designed-by-committee shooter where players will ride, fight, and raid as Wardens, arcane gunslingers sent to fight so a board of directors can get a quick return on their investments."

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If the people that say "if you've done nothing wrong you should have nothing to hide" had any kind of moral backbone or actual beliefs they would be protesting ICE agents wearing masks. Not surprised they are silent just voicing a long standing frustration.

Had an idea. Pulled out my phone. Pulled up Google. Typed in "what's". Forgot what I was thinking about. Got stun locked looking at:

Looking forward

yarp

My advice is to get a partner so hot they can melt metal with a touch and blind you if you look too long 😤

every day we stray further from god

It's time to get ready for the Crohn's Cup Tournament! Hosted by: @punsablazing.bsky.social and @noctisnexus.bsky.social Twitch.tv/IsThatElliott

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My go to podcast @thevolgun.bsky.social

Drove towards the end of a rainbow on my way to work this morning. Just need to lock in and get that gold 🌈

An acorn just landed on my car time to start blastin

Naruto runs like Sonic. Sonic is cannon in Naruto.

We're 18 days (!) away from the start of our 19th run. Why not spend the next week with us welcoming the volunteers working in front and behind the cameras to keep our show running? Each shift runs 6 hours, features beloved segments, and might just have a few additional surprises or cross-overs.

iinnni the beninging yeh

Hey Georgia! @hankgreen.bsky.social has a convincing pitch for why you should vote AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS in the upcoming Georgia Public Service Commission special election! Potentially save consumers money, kick out some Rs, feel good! YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT HUGELY! www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

Taking Tylenol to upgrade my Autism like I'm a Pokemon

Big stream tonight over at @slamsector.bsky.social! Come check out all the hard work @acasualgame.bsky.social put in!

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

You must turkey slurpy your oyster after digging it out from under your golden jizz bush

One of the things I love about my wife is how much she calls me "dude" when she's high 😆

Had fun at the World Oddities Expo today!

I think I'll be funnier when I'm old in the way that people go "haha yeah 🙂" to old people

At #MBMBaM love!

Drinking the water out of a magic 8 ball to increase my wisdom score

Grumpy sleepy

Met some kittens

A friend of mine just lost everything in a house fire. Luckily he and his dog are both okay, but he's going to be rebuilding from scratch. There's a GoFundMe to help him repurchase essentials so he can get back on his feet. Anything would be a huge help and greatly appreciated. gofund.me/e245407e

Every so often I remember the cheese caves

The gym bathroom having a distinct frootloop smell was a kind of nauseating I was not mentally prepared for 🤢

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I have fallen victim to horse-girl peer pressure

There is nothing like the peak comedy of corporate training videos. The acting. The drama.

I'm full on addicted to WuWa. Twitch.tv/IsThatElliott

Backwards hoodie tech for the bunny cuddles

Today was going to be the last day of my stream-a-thon but I forgot about other plans I have so I have to cancel. Just want to thank everyone that tuned in for it. I've been pretty inconsistent recently so it means a lot that people spent their time with me. I'll be around a lot more from now on.

Quick poll how many people know what "waho" is?

Asked my friend if I'm getting a dad-bod and he said the only reason I'm asking about my biomorphism is because I'm a bio-whore-ism

When I put in my 2 week notice I also turned in all the receipts I had of my manager creating a "hostile work environment". The CEO is hounding him now and he is visibly angry. Best going away present I've ever gotten.

Here's your periodic reminder that political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.

Workin late or lately workin?

The number of times I've accidentally grabbed the Campbell's Cream of Chicken instead of the Chicken Noodle really highlights American illiteracy

These dang Emperor's Children are all up in my Hernkyns business

Starting a new job in a couple weeks and I'm excited and nervous and hopeful and scared and everything all at once. Fingers crossed y'all.

For the second night in a row I've: - Fallen asleep watching tv on the couch - Woken up and seen it was 9 - Panicked thinking it was 9am and I was late for work - rushed into the bedroom for my wife to look at me confused - realized I'm dumb

She relax. She attack.