I'm gonna answer: the husbands didn't react, but, spoiler alert, the wives ain't either 🙃

No 😭😭 because no one can sing anymore and our attention spans are shot to hell

Today I went to the family farm because that's where my dad wanted his ashes spread. Yes. I'm Family Farm Southern.

Let's focus on being hot and making lots of money ladies

RIP Dad, you would have loved QT cheese sticks

Things I'm sad about and/or piss me off since my dad died on Christmas: a thread

20 years

The first Christmas I've spent with my dad in 25 years and he's dead.

Brandy ate with Sitting Up In My Room.

Feeling Christmas-y and festive today!

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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.

I sent up a REAL good prayer before family dinner today so yeah y'all go ahead and ordain me

One thing about me, I'm GONNA watch a christmas romcom

My family always has something weird to say about my friends' appearances and then they get mad when I say I don't find that shit funny??? Like don't act like we're not also fat and weird looking. The jokes write themselves all around!!

Me: getting emotional over The Loneliest Christmas Tree

I feel a way about Pantone choosing white as the color of the year in these times

Introduce yourself as a Black TV character. The number of people who have asked me how Quinta nailed my personality so fully is concerning

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about Season 1 was literally perfect. Peak tv. And then they ruined it by firing all the original writers and the lead actress

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 36

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

Quad City Dj’s x What You Want For Christmas gone turn me up every time

My storage unit is officially emptyyyy (yes, i am actually that short)

I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance. But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.

Calling somebody a ”lie”

Still gagged that I just casually ran into Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard in the street this weekend, while--mind you--they were talking about figuring out "where Marcus is" and I can only assume they meant Marcus Samuelsson. WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR LIVES

All I want for Christmas, is this entire administration removed from office.

Bringing your great dane into a gas station is CRAZY work

In Charleston for YALLFest. Chefs Maneet Chauhan and Stephanie Izard just walked by me. I'm dying inside.

True story: our HR director can't tell me and my boss apart, and never tries to say my name out loud anymore because I corrected her publicly. We're just both short, darkskinned, and wear glasses. That's it.

i miss u jackie chan adventures...🥲

I'm just gonna drop my family's soap/self care business here! www.adams-apoth.com #smallbusiness #selfcare

I'm finally watching #loveisblind Patrick baby I would NEVER ghost you

Poverty in America is a bipartisan policy choice.

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

I really crack myself THE FUCK up 😂

True story, I wanted to be a fashion journalist but I had no idea how to do that or that you could actually major in it in college.

That Maverick City man said no one wants to hear trad gospel anymore and it's too hard to sing Why would you say that can't nobody on your great big choir sing when you could have just been quiet lmaoooo is he not embarrassed

Religiously, beginning at age 3. My mom loves telling people how the paper was bigger than me, so all you could see were my hands and feet

Don't ask me NOTHING and I do mean NOTHINGGGGG about football or basketball. I cannot help you. That's not my ministry.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love. I've never had another twist out come out so good

I'm ngl to y'all, I'm praying my mama turns the stove on so I don't have to 😭

I'm learning to take vacation, so I spent the last 4 days at a quilting retreat Did I finish my quilt? Lmaoo no Was it worth it?? ABSOLUTELY

This is my biggest issue right now, especially in my preferred lit genres. Authors are writing for tropes instead using the tropes as vehicles for the stories in their head. "There's only one bed!" IS NOT THE PLOT

I've been rewatching the same 4 episodes of Fire Force for a WEEK.

It's been a way I connect with strangers and make friends for a long time! I started writing stories through fanfic. I wouldn't be the whimsical bitch I am today without it!

1) if you prefer sub over dub because "it's better" but you don't speak Japanese I DO NOT CARE 2) y'all need to let early season Endeavor go and appreciate him more as a character!! Go tell your real daddy you hate him and be done with it!!