Ugggggh. Don’t let Pete Doctor’s big mouth deter you, Hoppers was really good

Hoppers was really good! Very fun and I loved it

So I saw a cinnamon bun in the communal area at work. Didn’t realize a specific portion of the communal area was specifically for one person. Ate the cinnamon bun. Co worker will not take money or let me replace it what do I do???

Make me sick to see Optimus there. I know Bay turned him into the farce that movie OP became, but keep Peter Cullens voice out of your sick sick propaganda you gross fucks

“Goldman Corral’s new Slogan” @rifftrax.com

Oh that’s great deliver fed ex. Good thing I’m not an in box collector

Aww man. I know it’s probably not in the cards and should prepare myself as such but I hope TADC has SOME happiness in the ending

Dedicated to @sonicmega.bsky.social

Maybe a Queenie pattern?

“oh…I made it up!” Kinger from TADC. Gotta work on the butterfly still.

God dammit, Hot Rod…

Duty didn’t call them. A dementia raddled pedophile did.

Let there be no doubt as to whether Donald Trump is capable of murdering children.

I think my favorite @maryjopehl.bsky.social performance ever is the nanite child during the strike in @mst3kofficial.bsky.social “Leech Woman”. Never fails to make me Laugh. “I was told to just mind myself…”

I guess they rejected OPERATION BLOW UP CHILDREN TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT WE RAPE CHILDREN

Remember that episode of the Transformers cartoon where the Decepticons teamed with the mayor or some shit and they declared it Decepticon Day and no one was worried or upset? Anyway…

In the words of @rifftrax.com you wear a lot of hats, and I respect that.

Ahhhh- the perfect Rival name for Pokemon, right @rifftrax.com ? And he even comes with his own voice!

CAT OWNERS AT THE VET: idk what's wrong with Peanut Butter Cup Jr, he hasn't been laughing at my movie references like he usually does DOG OWNERS AT THE VET: hey so dickhead here ate a 9V battery again

You been hitten the BOOZE again!

Why don’t they look…

Fuck yes. Fuck cancer

Happy birthday to the hero of @rifftrax.com ice Breaker- Sean Astin. Have a mountain burger.

and it’s an apt thing to do tonight cause I’d rather shoot myself in the head then watch one second of the orange pedo rapist

I’m enjoying it a lot so far, but I must admit, it’s because it’s a lot like p5. If it didn’t play similarly I might not have gotten on board

Yes, it’s a game key card. Yes, I hate that. No, I didn’t know. Yes, I probably still would’ve bought it because it was still cheaper then digital

On advice from @wheeljack64.bsky.social and @firebirdgt.bsky.social (and because it was really cheap) I’ve started this. Somethings gotta hold me over til Pokémon day

MST3K episodes for Epic universe- Celestial Park- Space Mutiny Super Nintendo World- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Dark Universe- Wharwhulf Isle of Berk- Sword and the Dragon Ministry of Magic- fuck HP

I hope that makes sense. It just grinds my gears when people act overly personal with creatives as opposed to having a healthy respect for their talent. Maybe it’s because I used to be a creative

Ditto for all the voice actors, like @lizzierfreeman.bsky.social @justtheclippy.bsky.social @marissalenti.com @sonicmega.bsky.social @kovox.net and @ashleynichols.bsky.social they all seem like awesome people I’d love to be friendly with but they don’t owe me anything. I respect them.

For example, @alexrochonva.bsky.social seems like an awesome dude. He’s talented and funny. I’d love to be his friend. But he doesn’t know me and maybe doesn’t want to. That’s fine. I respect his work and will respect him.

Listen, I would LOVE to be friends with people who work on something I admire, like TADC. But I’m not. And you’re not either. If you respect what they do act with respect, as a fan not as an overly friendly entitled peer.

Ok I’m kinda catching up…if you’re honestly attacking a creator about the stuff THEY created you’re an ass.

What’s going on with Amazing Digital Circus? I really like that show but tend to avoid fandoms in my older age

Holy shit, well markiplier was…less nice about his criticism, maybe a little too much so, but his crash out was valid. Chapter was flawed

I applaud poppy playtime for highlighting real, genuine talent voice actors like @kovox.net and @justtheclippy.bsky.social I just think it’s getting too big for itself. Next chapter should answer the questions and end it

Jackcepticeye voiced my thoughts well. Poppy playtime has good things going for it but it’s getting bloated. They did not need to go for chapter six

“Two million dollars, Luther. TWO MIL.”

And I helped!

Backer # 16295, ready for more mst3k from the @rifftrax.com crew

Wouldn't it be neat if in this press conference he got really mad? Like really really mad. Like aneurysm mad. Like thrombosis mad.

I hope the ruling today gives him another stroke.

@rifftrax.com if I suffer through the Donald g Jackson catalogue do I get some kind of badge or something?

I’m in a lot of pain today so please be patient with me not being very positive. Unrelated to that, still can’t wait until this oatmeal-brained shitmonger dies. I will probably laugh so hard that I fart.

*reading about powerful people in England and South Korea getting arrested for their crimes* MUST BE NICE.

Doing some cleaning I found TFCC club Punch/Counterpunch. Is there a market for him anymore?

True. When Trump dies the shit show of a word that MAGA has given us will not change, as long as Republicans are in power. That's why it's the celebration of Trump's death that I'm looking forward to. It'll be a blowing off of steam, a party. We can use it.

Maybe I’ll buy a star eagle and keep it in a glass case to break in the event he finally croaks