He is risen

I know we all got excited about the rumor, but the White House just released this photo showing he’s just fine.

Yes, I’m in a bit of a mood today. Crabby kids, no job, and a world full of dipshits will do that to me.

Also, you regret your vote for Trump? Fuck you. You were fine with everything he was doing until you were affected. He’s YOUR president.

Oh my god, the number of dumbfucks that are trying to say that the Artemis mission is completely fake is staggering. And all their “evidence” is so easily debunked. And many of these people believe that everything Fuckface says is true.

Klingon Ambassador: Mr. President, Captain Kirk WILL stand trial. Federation President: Mr. Ambassador, do you think you can stand with my foot in your ass???

Fuck him up the ass with a red hot, rusty garden weasel.

Jesus fucking Christ! Can’t we all agree that this guy is a fucking loon and needs to be removed from office??

Absolutely breathtaking view of the Artemis II launch. Wow.

He’s an old dog. Doesn’t take much to wear him out.

MMC is making a Vector Prime with a BTTF Delorean alt mode?!?!

David Tennant’s performance as Huyang in Ahsoka is so good.

This is amazing! Dr Wu Omega Supreme.

Hahahahah! Duke sucks!!!! That was an incredible shot.

rewatching ds9 is funny because the writers like to make o'brien and quark suffer. the difference is o'brien suffers like an angel who stumbled off a cloud and ended up in hell, while quark suffers like wiley coyote trying to catch the road runner

Go fuck yourself, Bibi, you fucking piece of dogshit.

I found a really strange bug!

OMG, you guys! Looks who’s going to spend a couple days with me!!

I miss the lake. And when I say “the lake” I mean Lake Michigan. The greatest of the Great Lakes.

I’m pissed as hell that Starfleet Academy is not continuing past season 2. Though I think I’m more pissed that all the haters are like “see! We were right!”

the transforming Autobot symbol and the super patriotic America fuck yeah eagle coming to a Ross near you!

Wow! I am glad I cancelled any preorders I had for AMT Lost Light Rodimus. ShowZ has him for $189.99! Ordered!

If I were a ship’s captain, and we came across someone who was presumed dead for years and was the long lost best friend of one of my crew, I’d throw that person in the brig and take them to the nearest Starbase at maximum warp.

I really like going on these posts that are doing the stupid Chuck Norris jokes and commenting about how he was a racist shitbag.

Kiss my ass, Chuck Norris. Oh wait, you’re dead.

That little strip of green in Dr. Finn’s hair is really hot.

Those kids at Siena can go home with their heads held high. I don’t think anyone thought that game would end with Duke only up by 6 points.

Job searching is worse for the self esteem than dating apps. Sure, maybe I’m not fuckable, but am I really unemployable?

How would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only.

Already saw that an animated Firefly is the worst thing ever. Apparently these people never watched Clone Wars.

They can’t take the sky from us!

I love MMC Carnifex, but dammit, trying to get his shoulders into jet mode is confusing the fuck out of me. I think I did it once, but now I can’t figure it out again.

Watching TNG “Deja Q”. All I can think of is “Calamarain, count to 4, Calamarain then 3 more.”

Share someone who looks stylish wearing eyeglasses

I’m ridiculously excited about this little guy from Dr. Wu.

Has anyone actually seen any criticisms of Starfleet Academy that aren’t people just saying “woke garbage”, “too many gays”, “fat women”, or “teen angst”?

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

Paul Giamatti looks like he has so much fun playing Nus Braka. I love it when you can see that in a performance.

Fuck the haters. Starfleet Academy is fucking awesome and that last episode was fantastic!

Why don’t more places embrace the superiority of crinkle cut fries?

I’m so sick of being constantly angry. It’s gotten to the point where shit like a basketball rivalry has me ready to start bashing people’s heads in. This country REALLY fucking sucks right now and I don’t know what I can do about it.