This is mostly to myself, but for other creatives as well or maybe those that want to create but never feel the time is right

That call filtering on iOS 26 is so fire man. Unknown numbers don’t even come thru, like at all.

Happy Juneteenth to my people. Be extra black today. I’m headed to the ocean, kind of a tradition now.

Every morning I play this.

LMAOOOO

Completely on brand for Reginald.

Nah this facts.

I had an orientation for a new job one time. Day 2 someone changed my screensaver to a pic of Sebastian the crab, I was the first one there so I saw and changed it back. Lil white dude told on himself, “hey what happened to your screensaver?” I cooked his ass so bad he was Turning red. NAH LETS JOKE

Hell yea. Being in elementary school right when the lil mermaid dropped and my name being Sebastian, I heard all the Sebastian the crab jokes. But it honed my joking skills to elite levels.

This the one.

Hey Republicans! You don’t want to open up this can of worms!

Lookin lame as a bitch

This is the way. Fuck then rules. They don’t play by em so fuck em

Good. It’s their fuckin country.

lol good for them.

That OG Mountain Dew, ice cold. Untouchable.

Whew.

Raped and cannibalized people. Fuckin cave dog Neanderthals.

Might give it a shot.

Him and Angela Bassett should’ve both gotten Oscar’s. I ain’t lyin.

This the craziest bar I’ve ever seen.

Strawberry mimosa carafe at brunch got me ready to devour some labia libations.

How Angela basset ain’t get an Oscar for this portrayal of Tina Turner is beyond me. Hell Lawrence Fishburne too!

Lmao twin. Some of my folk are grandparents and here I am with a 11 year old and a 8 year old. WTH.

Women LOVE when you absolutely disgusting with them, with clear concise consent first tho, but yea they into all that freak bul shit. Tell her to show you her hidden tumblr page with all the filth on it.

She tryna throw them all day pannies in the hamper. You gotta intercept it like an overthrown deep route and take a deep inhale. Put em in ya work bag so you can get a good wiff while at work and send her a pic so she can know what type time you on. Real lovers.

Real lovers.

Rick James was fully locked in on Mary Jane dog. And don’t get me started on fire and desire.

Do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya? Now do ya thank ya love me Mary Jane???

Boy think he me in the kickback.

LMAOOOO

Listen. Laura was cute. But Myra, she was the ONE.

Have yall seen the movie Transcendence? Quite fitting for these times. I’m rewatching it now and wow. Whew.

Respect.

“Music made flesh” is beautiful

Fuck Brian McKnight.

Awl man.

Push said… I think Kanye a bitch and he know it too and that’s why we can’t work together no more 😭😭😭

Ever so eloquently, fried that boy to a fricassee.

Boy we gone cut up somn bad that day and the days afterwards. Book it. Like take a trip to the butcher and light up the grill type shit. Frfr

Oh you know ball.

Have yall seen this “the book of Clarence” movie?? This shit is crazy.

Wow we Really in the future. Watching my pops preach and seeing mama praise God in support. God is Great.

Trump Supporters... Get in them Fields boy and you better make that quota too 🫴🏿

Put shawty ass in the air fryer. My lord.

Cuz iont wanna chit chat on the phone all day.

Clever girl.

Trumps America.