Trump phone is such a piece of shit the color is being compared to a urine sample - not gold and even the flag is fucked up. A sitting president slapping his name on a Chinese-made phone with the wrong number of stripes on the flag and selling it to working people for $500 is a grift too far.

Someone needs to explain to Trump and Netanyahu what the "cease"part of the ceasefire actually means. It's no wonder there is no deal, Iran can't trust Trump to carry out his side of any deal.

95% done my arse.

It’s nice to hear Trump is close to a deal on a war he won months ago.

The best way to honor fallen soldiers is to avoid careless reasons to create more of them.

Ok… so what exactly have you been doing for the last 4 years then? 🤔

Think about that for a moment..

This

Trump: “If I make a deal with Iran, it will be a good one. Not like the one made by Obama, which gave Iran massive amounts of cash & a clear path to a nuclear weapon.” Obama: “We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. We didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait.”

Today's #Trumpshitfuckery:

Anytime a country musician starts singing about the wife that left him, I immediately take the wife's side

The day after Colbert’s final show, CBS Radio News signs off as well. The news program that became famous as Edward R. Murrow reported live from London rooftops during the Blitz, now silenced. Good night, and good luck. And Fvck you CBS.

The point is it ISN'T JUST about politics any longer. It's about morality and I agree there's a line there that's now been crossed that hadn't been before by people I used to respect...

Anyone else getting 'the concept of a deal' vibes? Trump said on Saturday “an Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between” the US, Iran and “various other Countries”. Trump walked that back earlier today, saying the deal was not “fully negotiated yet”. Concept of a deal

Lest we forget: Obama secured the Iran deal without starting a war, shutting down the Strait of Hormuz, or losing a single American life. But please, tell me more about how “toughness” requires body bags.

I think you mean 'not manipulating markets.'

So Many Politicians, From Both Parties,Are FILTHY Rich.......

What is the concern about a Mentally ill man with gun - you have a mentally ill man with the nuclear codes. It was an assassination attempt because he was in the same zip code as Trump.

😎🪴🌵 we want #EpsteinFiles names

Oh no, the deal is already breaking down. It was supposed to last at least until they could manipulate the market on Tuesday

💯% true.

You may really have "daddy issues" if your father didn't go to your wedding in Florida or the Bahamas..

The president of the United States is a sociopath. I'd love for him to sue me for saying that because then he'd have to prove he's not a sociopath. FDT!!!

Trump's 7th bankruptcy is right on target.

#Facts-Matter.

“Sorry, I couldn’t make your wedding, Eric. I didn’t want to go.” “Dad, I’m Barron.” “Nobody gives a shit about your pronouns, Eric. You should really take a cognitive test, you’re mixing up your own name.”

Today's #Trumpshitfuckery

Today's #Trumpshitfuckery: "Abrego Garcia was erroneously deported to El Salvador last year due to a clerical error." What a load of abso-fucking-lute bullshit - he was deliberately disappeared to #El-slave-a-dor to remove him from the US justice system on Trump's orders. There was no "Error."

Turns out Trump's poll numbers are not the only thing reaching record lows, in a booming stock market the price of Trump Media & Technology Group Corp (NASDAQ: DJT) stock is at 52 week lows and falling. As Mr T would say "I pity the fools" that bought into the cult stock - NOT #No-fucks-given.

Two more reasons as an Eagles fan to hate the Giants. Jaxson Dart, who is the starting quarterback for the New York Giants, came out as MAGA while introducing President Trump at a campaign rally. Giants head coach Jim Harbaugh is also an outspoken Trump supporter.

In case you missed it not only is #Poo-tin loosing the war in Ukraine, he is also loosing his operatives in the Trump Regime with the resignation of #Red-Tulsi - another of dumbest cabinet in US history falls.

#Felon47Jr is getting married this weekend, we all know the #Rape-publican-Party is big on putting family first, Trump is skipping his son's wedding to play (cheat at) golf instead. Nothing says family first like missing your firstborn's wedding to lie your way around a golf course.

CBS says they cancelled The Late Show for financial reasons, well it's now time to show CBS what financial reasons actually mean by boycotting everything CBS.

Trump celebrates the end of the late show, the world will celebrate the end of Trump.

I thought the working title was "Send Help" the story of #Mail-Order-Melania the 3rd best prostitute in all Slovenia

Sad but true.

There you have the the issue for the US in a nutshell, or is that a nutcase? They have cut funding for mental health and instead of calling them mental patients they rebrand them MAGA and it becomes a cult instead of a sickness.

Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

Greenlander's protesting against the opening of a new US Consulate use a chant that Trump should recognize - "NO MEANS NO". Hopefully they will be more successful than the kids that said it to Trump previously.

Pay a fortune to attend matches, but instead end up as a foreigner in ICE detention without trial. Or stay at home for nothing and watch them on TV. That's a pretty simple choice. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I have to agree Mitch McConnell is "utterly stupid and morally wrong." But unlike Trump he can admit it, Trump is too stupid to admit how dumb he is.

Remember Trump and Hegseth told you how wonderful the war against Iran was going? Well not withstanding the dead and the hundreds of injured who will no doubt be abandoned by Veteran's Affairs, there was also the little issue of billions of dollars of planes destroyed in latest Pentagon reports.

Hell hath no fury like a #Rape-publican-Party member scoured.

But not in the #Dystopian-States-Of-Trumpshitfuckery.

Only a coward draft dodging piece of shit from a family of draft dodgers would think killing 13 and injuring hundreds of your own service personnel was a good thing. I'm surprised he didn't quantify it better by saying "whats the problem, ICE has killed more people than the Iranians."