Stella Sacco 5 days ago
ASTRONAUT: Houston, we are back in visual range. Feasting our eyes on that big blue marble :)
MISSION CONTROL, OFF MIC: Oh fuck. Oh fuck. They’re supposed to see EARTH. Why can they see a huge marble?? Fuck. Fuck! They must’ve got shranked by space rays. Goddamn space rays made them so teeny! Fuck!!