@jennschiffer.com happy father’s day daddy! 😘

In a fair and just world, Sally Hawkins would get an Oscar for her role in Bring Her Back, but we don’t actually take horror movies seriously.

If you ever find yourself struggling with impostor syndrome, just remember that David Zaslav made $52 million last year to slowly come to the conclusion that, actually, HBO is a good brand

Things my (two) golden retrievers ate this week: - a weed vape - a whole thing of embroidery floss - a single chopstick - cardboard photobooth decorations - an entire roll of scotch tape Stay tuned for the horrors next week will unleash.

This will probably never reach its audience but: the Misfits played at Coachella and I didn’t go, so I made a playlist of their setlist to head bang to. open.spotify.com/playlist/1Cl...

“Can you not look over my shoulder? I’m talking about investing strategies with chat gpt”

You think you really know a person until one day they write you some pseudocode where they start indexing at 1.

Are ads ok?

I need @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social to pick up painting because the art that would come out from the Southern Reach novels would be SO good/weird/good weird. The insides of this man’s brain need to be preserved at all costs.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Even the dogs are opting out of this timeline

Elon musk sir thank you for saving our country so much money by making everything more dangerous

It’s impossible for me to maintain an online persona these days. any app leads to me reading about *~a news*~ and then I can’t sleep for 2 days.

Our app just launched for realsies! It’s a beauty inventory app that we built to track stuff in our cabinets, and shop smarter. (Do I need another red lipstick? Did I even like this sunscreen or was I just in a hurry? Etc.) ✨Download it now from an AppStore near you: apps.apple.com/us/app/beaut...

18F along with the US Digital Service were one of the bright sparks in making government work better. Direct File has been a successful innovation to allow people to do tax reporting for free. Think we can safely give up on the notion that Musk is interested in improving government capacity.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

I want to remind everyone that your local library is both physical AND digital. You hate streaming everything because the price is ridiculous? Library. You hate ads because they're every 3 mins or less? Library. You want to reduce your digital footprint? Library. You want sourced info? Library.

Yet another case that didn’t need React

Or maybe Apple Intelligence is a real radical pal trying to get me off the Bezos train 😅

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Apple Intelligence, asking it to fix the spotlight app results. (that first Amazon result isn’t the actual app, it’s the section in Settings for the Amazon app)

Nosferatu is the only American (vampire) production I’ve ever seen where all the Romanian is spoken by actual native speakers, and not just a butchered sentence thrown in to be edgy. What an absolute delight!!!

Forever sorry to the 3 people that have to read my live journal updates both on threads and here.

Gen Z walked (with colourful pimple patches out in public) so that I could run (wear a sheet mask in an empty movie theatre)

friends, it is the season of gifting and i must impress upon you the importance of not giving gifts of labor or implied labor unless the giftee has requested it. do not give a vacuum. do not give a plant. do not give a puppy. anything that requires the recipient to perform labor is not a gift.

I didn't go to college but i think the people who might be truly inured to bloodshed are the ones who cannot for two seconds strip away the veneer of normalcy from a healthcare system that kills for profit

Made an Eras tour bracelet but nobody wanted to trade with me

a jazz bar called hornpub

Past me and I have so many fun games we play together. My favourite is “I put your passport in a GOOD place when we last came from a trip and you have to leave to the airport in 30 minutes”

Out of context Apple Intelligence summaries from my family group chat: “Tsunami warning canceled; Hawk Tuahed praised for her accomplishments.”

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (👏👏👏👏) you’re sleeping with earplugs in because the big dog has to wear a cone for a bit and it’s somehow made her the loudest snorer in the house

Just listened to this @planetmoney.bsky.social episode about the Osing land lottery and it may be my favourite form of government I’ve ever heard of. www.npr.org/2024/11/15/1...

I’m 4 books short of my Goodreads goal for the year (40) and instead of making progress on that I updated this little page of reviews on my website: meowni.ca/reads/

One thing about me is that I’ve never “relaxed into the pose” in a yoga class.

Spotify, how dare you. Man radio? In this economy???

It’s not a great sign when the first piece of wood you pull out of an “assemble yourself” box of nightstand pieces is labelled “29”

An idea: bodysuit shaped, but without the clips. As someone who’s been drunk-not-clipping her onesie, it turns out it doesn’t move

I think a lot of you here follow me from when I worked at Google, and I’ve got bad news for you: the only web I’ve made recently is this little website to help me learn the cello: music-morsels.glitch.me

@tedleo.bsky.social your tshirt at the Fillmore today was VERY good (sinead, neon blocky letters). I’d love to know where it’s from! (if you’re willing to share)

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

Fellow olds, what stretches are we doing before a concert because I’m about to see Ted Leo tonight and I don’t think my knees can take it

I haven’t been here in so long that I got another dog

Bolllllllld naming choice there, font developer.

If you care at all about web apps or the future of web technology on Apple mobile devices, you might want to read and sign this. They’re currently demoting installable apps to mere links in the next version, and imo that’s Really Bad letter.open-web-advocacy.org#sign-letter

Burger King implies the existence of a Burger Queen

Some random kids just brought my very excited dog 3 (THREE) puppacinos so uhhh here’s a feral creature who’s definitely gonna be shitting her brains all night

hi 👋 writer for jimmy fallon here. he isn’t paying us

If Mandalorians can’t remove their helmets, how do they get haircuts? Shouldn’t they all have waist long braids by now?

Just as the good Zonai bridge builder lord intended

Oh no

everyone has hot and heavy sexts in their marriage like these right?