@ceehawk.bsky.social Are there gonna be any places hosting SNME in SATX tomorrow?

Hawkins doesn’t miss

Journalists who write trash like this are WAY more expendable to AI than any educator.

Actually Romantic is Not Like Us for Middle Aged Women.

It’s so hot that I just saw the paleta man getting high on his own supply.

"trad wife" is a kink marketed to incels.

Trump bombing Iran was illegal and unjustified. I ran for Congress to make sure our leaders consider the true costs of war. And I will be in the Senate, standing on my titanium legs, demanding answers from Trump. My statement:

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Imagine being a random minor celebrity who took an edible and went to watch wrestling but now #wweraw has you on camera in front of live national audience waving like fool for way too long. Whole reason I’m not famous.

I should buy some copper foams. #wwemitb

I’m going to say something that 12 year old me watching his first Muta match wouldn’t believe I’m saying, but there are way too many moonsaults in this company. #wrestlemania

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Is $40 too much too pay for the Lego Wicked Theater exclusive poly bag?

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using only gifs

Bill Miller has an armed guard watching their supply truck offload. He’s wearing a Punisher Mask. My brother in Christ you’re guarding coleslaw.

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

Mr. Fantastic is always a challenge to pull of technically.

One of the best things about living in SATX is the abundance of authentic breakfast taco spots. My favorite joint just increased the price of each taco by 50¢ to account for increased egg costs. I’ll never forgive our dumbass electorate for this shit.

OMG!!!!!

I would take off work and camp outside of H-E-B if they did a limited release of Viennetta Ice Cream.

Merry Mexican Christmas!

was told I bought too much Christmas candy but these Snickerdoodle Lindts feel like a necessity.

My glasses are giving me Soap Opera Effect

Tapping the butterfly does not refresh the timeline. Tapping the butterfly does not refresh the timeline. Tapping the butterfly does not refresh the timeline. Tapping the butterfly does not refresh the timeline.

“You can’t stop, drop, and open up shop alone.”-Seth Rogan

To be very clear, as a teacher I don't want "time-saving AI tools." I want time.

Score!

There is glory in the unexpressed thought.