Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye
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There used to be a lot of stuff in this space. Also, I can't find any of my good profile photos.
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derek guy
about 20 hours ago
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Manuel Veth
2 days ago
Don't worry lads, AI will take all of our jobs soon.
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Chris from 231
4 days ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped! The
@whitecapsfc.com
beat
#SDFC
3-1 this past weekend & take on
#InterMiami
on Saturday. And despite writing about the match,
@lyteforce.ca
still can't believe it. Up the Caps! 'Issue #37 - MLS Cup Final Time' -
buttondown.com/from231/arch...
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Issue #37 - MLS Cup Final Time
Reflecting on Vancouver's triumphant 3-1 victory over San Diego and looking forward to the upcoming MLS Cup Final.
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-37-mls-cup-final-time/
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Charles Boehm ⚽️
6 days ago
“In the modern MLS era, it's our biggest achievement... “But the boys are calm. Boys are calm. We know that there is one more step to go.” Transformation, heartbreak, defiance, renewal. The Vancouver Whitecaps' 2025 is truly one for the ages:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
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Vancouver Whitecaps take
SAN DIEGO – Vancouver Whitecaps FC had to fly far from home, and Snapdragon Stadium was full, fierce and loud as San Diego FC fought for their Audi 2025 MLS Cup Playoffs lives to the very end.
https://www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/2025/news/vancouver-whitecaps-take-roller-coaster-season-to-mls-cup
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CJ Harding 🇨🇦
6 days ago
WE’RE BLUE! WE’RE WHITE! WE’RE FUCKING DYNAMITE! …. Wow. Feels good, man.
#Whitecaps
#VWFC
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Chris from 231
6 days ago
UP THE CAPS!
#VWFC
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Just a reminder. Lionel Messi has NEVER contributed a goal or assist in a game against Andrés Cubas for either club or country.
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Vancouver Whitecaps FC
6 days ago
KINGS OF THE WEST 👑
#VWFC
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#OwnTheSummit
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THAT’S IT WE TAKE THE SHOW BACK TO MIAMI FOR ANOTHER SHIN KICKING TO MESSI AND FRIENDS WHITECAPS FC HOW WE LOVE THEE WE’LL STAND AND SING FOR VICTORY
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6 days ago
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Still time. But. I fucking love
#VWFC
. Up the fuckin’ Caps.
6 days ago
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Manuel Veth
7 days ago
You would think that the league would be pretty pleased to get a Messi vs Müller final. The German set that narrative early in so many interviews. Müller would market the sh't out of that game. It's a shame Messi never speaks.
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Chris from 231
7 days ago
If you’re in need a chill place to talk
#VWFC
tonight, the From231 Discord server is up & running.
discord.gg/jsBeeySvQW
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Join the From 231 Discord Server!
The place where supporters of the From 231 Whitecaps FC newsletter chill. | 4 members
https://discord.gg/jsBeeySvQW?utm_source=from231&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=issue-36-they-slayed-the-eagle
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We’re up to 3 in this Discord livechatting SDFC vs
#VWFC
and the vibes are HIGHER THAN THE SCORELINE RN LETS GO CAPS
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Chris from 231
7 days ago
The
@whitecapsfc.com
scored three in the first half. Think you can help the best
#VWFC
#newsletter
score three new subscribers?! Word has it every new subscriber gets the ‘Caps that much closer to a star above their crest.
buttondown.email/from231
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From 231
Join me every Tuesday for "From 231," a fun and easy-going look at everything Whitecaps FC where I'll share my thoughts straight from my seat in... Section 231. The view from Section 231 Each week, yo...
https://buttondown.email/from231
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Someone might want to tell NYCFC the game started 25 minutes ago.
7 days ago
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Chris from 231
13 days ago
It’s not too late to sign up for the
@whitecapsfc.com
#newsletter
with all the best vibes! Word has it every new subscriber gets the ‘Caps that much closer to a star above their crest.
#VWFC
buttondown.email/from231
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From 231
Join me every Tuesday for "From 231," a fun and easy-going look at everything Whitecaps FC where I'll share my thoughts straight from my seat in... Section 231. The view from Section 231 Each week, yo...
https://buttondown.email/from231
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What a classic, sleep well
#VWFC
fans
13 days ago
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Looks like two halftime subs coming up for LAFC.
14 days ago
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Matthew Doyle
14 days ago
This is a fucking beating.
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Chris from 231
14 days ago
Hey
@whitecapsfc.com
fans! I have two questions for you at half: 1) HOW ARE YOU FEELING?! 2) Have you signed up for the best
#VWFC
newsletter yet?
buttondown.email/from231
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There was a pregame pigeon sighting in the Southside about 45’ before kickoff. I know a good omen when I see one
#VWFC
14 days ago
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Vancouver Southsiders
14 days ago
Supporters of the
@whitecapsfc.com
arrive from Dublin Calling for today’s Western Conference Semifinal
@bcplacestadium.bsky.social
#utfss
#vancouver
#vwfc
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Only 10 minutes to get into BC Place tonight right on doors going open, good start to the evening.
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14 days ago
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Matthew Doyle
14 days ago
This is such a good doc. 45 minutes on the history & culture of soccer in Vancouver. Can't beat it as prep for tonight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Hn...
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Why Thomas Müller chose the new soccer capital of Canada! | KICKING OFF EP 4: Vancouver
YouTube video by COPA90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Hnk37Lwo8
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The Onion
27 days ago
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani
https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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Hey it’s me - if you follow
#VWFC
and aren’t subscribed to the From 231 newsletter yet, why aren’t you?
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about 1 month ago
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Chris from 231
about 1 month ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped!
@inanimatej.bsky.social
taps in for
@lyteforce.ca
to recap the
@whitecapsfc.com
win over FC Dallas, and shares a few thoughts on the state of officiating. Just a few. Not too many. 'Issue #33 - Bring On LAFC' -
buttondown.com/from231/arch...
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Issue #33 - Bring On LAFC
Whitecaps FC find a way to win down in Frisco, only to face Ye Newe Enemy LAFC in three weeks time.
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-33-bring-on-lafc/
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David Roberts
about 1 month ago
Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day. Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...
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Energy retailers to be directed to offer free power three hours a day
Saying there is enough solar power for everyone in the daytime, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will direct retailers to provide three hours of free power every day to consumers.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-03/energy-retailers-offer-free-power-three-hours-dmo/105965472
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ADVANCE!!!!!!!!!
about 1 month ago
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SKIED IT WE LEADDDDD
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about 1 month ago
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HOW DID WE NOT WIN IT THERE
about 1 month ago
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PRISOOOOOOOOO RALPHY BOI GIVES US LIFE
about 1 month ago
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Forbidden Fae Dice
about 1 month ago
We are opening the Wisteria D20 giveaway to other platforms! To be eligible: 🎲 Like 🎲 Follow 🎲 Repost this post We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, November 1st, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is for the US only this time. Good luck!
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Forbidden Fae Dice
about 1 month ago
Here are all of the dice that will be available when our shop updates on Saturday, November 1st, at 12pm PT! Thank you for your patience. If you could do us a favor and share this post, it means the world to us!
#smallbusiness
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Chris from 231
about 1 month ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped!
@whitecapsfc.com
dominated an equally-manned
@fcdallas.bsky.social
this weekend, and hopefully continue that dominance down in Frisco. And where have all the Whitecaps jerseys gone? 🤔 'Issue #32 - Texas BBQ' -
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Issue #32 - Texas BBQ
Celebrating Vancouver Whitecaps FC's domination of Dallas FC & discussing the Whitecaps' jersey shortage.
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-32-texas-bbq/
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Manuel Veth
about 1 month ago
I don’t ever want to hear any North American complain about low scoring in football. Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.
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@asarehman.bsky.social
if last week’s match was any indication, tonight basically went as expected. Utter domination from
#VWFC
tonight.
about 1 month ago
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Chris from 231
about 2 months ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped! Sharing a few thoughts on the
@whitecapsfc.com
match against Dallas, why a dominant performance down a player bodes well going into the postseason, and why DOGSO isn't always red. 'Issue #31 - DOGSO' -
buttondown.com/from231/arch...
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Issue #31 - DOGSO
Reflecting on Whitecaps FC's surprising regular season, their loss against Dallas FC, and why the foul against Sabbi wasn't a red.
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-31-dogso/
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Chris Golden
about 2 months ago
The exact language on why a yellow, “the offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball or a challenge for the ball; in all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.), the offending player must be sent off.”
#VWFC
#DOGSO
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Chris Golden
about 2 months ago
Seeing as it’s the last
#VWFC
match of the regular season, why not sign up for the
@whitecapsfc.com
newsletter with all the vibes?
buttondown.email/from231
And if you already have, why not boost this post to everyone you can?
@from231.ca
will love you! ❤️
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From 231
Join me every Tuesday for "From 231," a fun and easy-going look at everything Whitecaps FC where I'll share my thoughts straight from my seat in... Section 231. The view from Section 231 Each week, yo...
https://buttondown.email/from231
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Bavarian Football Works
about 2 months ago
No not tired of watching this yet, why do you ask?
#Müller
#VWFC
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Thomas Müller STOPPAGE TIME WINNER!! 🔥
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_RjISGnNHq8
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 2 months ago
The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
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Chris from 231
about 2 months ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped! I'm still feeling a slight buzz from the Müller goal at the death, which says something when the newsletter normally goes out days ago. 😆 'Issue #30 - Decision Day Is Upon Us' -
buttondown.com/from231/arch...
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Issue #30 - Decision Day Is Upon Us
Recounting Whitecaps FC's thrilling comeback, celebrating first MLS goals, and calling for goal line tech!
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-30-decision-day-is-upon-us/
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There is an ironic audacity for my ISP to send me my bill (with a seemingly small increase) on a day where their service has dropped on me four separate times for long enough to interrupt my work from home.
about 2 months ago
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 2 months ago
Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by
@alykhankr.bsky.social
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MLS is now using Generativr AI to create match summary reporte and they’re as soulless as you’d expect. But MLS is also accepting feedback so rake them here fam
www.mlssoccer.com/news/match-r...
#VWFC
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Match Recap: Orlando City SC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 – October 11 | MLSSoccer.com
Vancouver Whitecaps FC defeated Orlando City 1–2 on Saturday at Inter&Co Stadium in MLS Regular Season action.
https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/match-recap-orlando-city-sc-1-vancouver-whitecaps-fc-2-october-11
about 2 months ago
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Thomas Müller. That’s the skeet.
#VWFC
about 2 months ago
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Chris from 231
about 2 months ago
If you follow Canada Soccer at all, I encourage you to read this piece from Jasmine Mander.
#CanMNT
#CanWNT
#CanXNT
www.theplayerstribune.com/jasmine-mand...
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What Actually Happened During the Canada Drone Scandal | By Jasmine Mander
I’m sorry for what happened. To the players, whose Olympic experience was sidetracked by this story. To the fans, who questioned their faith in the team.
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/jasmine-mander-canada-soccer
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Chris from 231
about 2 months ago
The latest
#ViewFrom
#VWFC
newsletter just dropped! Props to
@inanimatej.bsky.social
talking
@whitecapsfc.com
, h/t to
@blueheron.bsky.social
for saying what needs to be said, and we're now in the Müller League Soccer era baby! 'Issue #29 - Müller League Soccer' -
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Issue #29 - Müller League Soccer
Exploring Thomas Müller's impact on Whitecaps FC, discussing game strategies, concern over Jayden Nelson's performances, and becoming sports parents.
https://buttondown.com/from231/archive/issue-29-muller-league-soccer/
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