Over the last 18 months, #crew96 have lost their team President, best player and coach to Europe. How do these teams and/or portfolios even *know* about these guys when the MLS calendar isn’t aligned with the top European leagues!?

THANK YOU WILFRED NANCY!!! 💛🖤💛🖤 #Crew96

What an incredibly normal way to put a company name on the back of a jersey

In other news… @knaas.bsky.social reported last week: Scots (no relation to Glasgow) Miracle Gro will be next #Crew96 stadium sponsor. Presser tomorrow am. thedisrespected.com

17 years ago today. 🥹

The 2026 schedule is out! #Crew96

Messi and Ronaldo were never heroes. This is what a real hero looks like:

These guys were all here last season. #Crew96

Happy Veteran’s Day to all of our friends and fans that have served and their families! Your sacrifices have afforded us all the opportunity to love and grow the beautiful game here in Columbus 💛🖤🇺🇸

Announcer just said Nagbe was "cool as a cucumber." To be clear, cucumbers are cool as Nagbe. #Crew96

Darlington Nagbe Appreciation Post.

THANK YOU AND CONGRATULATIONS ON A FANTASTIC CAREER, DARLINGTON NAGBE!! #Crew96

Your #Crew96 Starting XI

LAST HELL IS REAL MATCHDAYYY #Crew96

Damn Fine Coffee #crew96 #HellisReal

Columbus Crew 4-0 FC Cincinnati Passes per shot: CLB 8.8-1 CIN Avg Progression to shot (m): CLB 31.8--7.4 CIN Shots: CLB 19-1 CIN xG: CLB 3.15-0.03 CIN xG (open play): CLB 2.84-0 CIN xG (dead ball): CLB 0.31-0.03 CIN #MLS #CLBvCIN #Crew96 #AllForCincy

HELL IS REAL WINNNNN #Crew96

HOLY SHIT IT'S RUDY FUCKING CAMACHO #Crew96

Chambost I fucking love you #Crew96

WAKE UP COLUMBUS!! IT’S HELL IS REAL MATCH DAY!!!!!!!!!! Here’s your forecast for tonight’s match against state rival, FC Cincinnati!! #Crew96 | #OHwx | #CrewWx | #AllForCincy

HELL IS REAL MATCHDAYYYY #Crew96

We are putting out the call for ALL Crew fans to join our march to the match on Sunday! We want this to be the biggest, loudest, and smokiest march Ohio soccer has ever seen. Meet us outside of Betty’s Bar at 4:25p ready to bring the team bus to LDC. ALL ARE INVITED! TODOS SON INVITADOS! 💛🖤

Just so we're clear... #Crew96 could have signed the 2nd most expensive player in the league (who has contributed 9G/3A in 806 min) for only $11mil. Instead, we got a dud in Gazdag (4G/4A in 2067 min), the fatally late arriving & ultimately injured Ali (3G/1A in 304min), and no defense signings.

Crew spent about $6m on Picard and Gazdag and I've gotta say, Issa Tall hasn't covered himself in glory here.

"Ugo peecard" 🥀

Drink every time the announcers mention Cucho #Crew96

#crew96 lineup for #HellIsReal

#HellIsReal #crew96

This Monday is gonna be fire as hell🔥 Here’s your HELL IS REAL forecast for tonight as the Columbus Crew travel down I-71 to take on FC Cincinnati in round 1 game of the MLS Playoffs!! #Crew96 | #OHwx | #CrewWx | #AllForCincy

HELL IS REAL MATCHDAYYYY #Crew96

FREE BIG D JONES #Crew96

Derrick Jones on administrative leave #Crew96. Wut

IT'S NEVER GONNA BE OVER WHYYYY

Has anyone noticed that this season when a team full of whining bitches doesn’t win the Shield (like the last two seasons) there is no talk about how the Shield is a more important trophy than the Cup? #crew96

Here’s your #Crew96 playoff schedule: FC Cincinnati vs. Columbus Crew Round One, Best-of-3 series Game 1 – Monday, Oct. 27, 6:45 p.m. (6:55 p.m. ET official kickoff) Game 2 – Sunday, Nov. 2, 6:30 p.m. (6:42 p.m. official kickoff ) Game 3 (if necessary) – Saturday, Nov. 8 TBD

CREW WINNNNN #Crew96

IFNCOCOCKFBEOSOSMNFHFO #Crew96

WE ARE ALL BACK!!!! 💛🖤💛🖤 #Crew96

Well Crew fans, it’s that time of year again and it’s a repeat of last year. It’s decision day!! Here’s your forecast for tonight’s match against the New York Red Bulls!! #Crew96 | #OHwx | #CrewWx | #RBNY

MATCHDAYYYY #Crew96

If you’re heading to Saturday’s match, join us in a chant to celebrate our captain for his last regular season home match. You’re also welcome to join us after for an ugly cry in the North Lot. 😭 #crew96

ANOTHER CAPE NIGHTTTTTT!!!!! #Crew96

HAPPY #SavedTheCrew DAY! #Crew96 We weren't around, but we are so glad we can be today because of all of you who helped save the Crew. Thank you

Holy shit, they acknowledged it. Wow.

The Crew confirmed it #Crew96

No tom please no #Crew96