last shift ever at evil job today yay🥰

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

still cannot process that i’m actually gonna get out of texas

Do you still want to be asking "does anyone know what to do" in the decades that follow, or is this your best opportunity to take risks for a long, long time?

taking a sort of “arthur russell making many of the best songs of all time and never releasing any of them” approach to my work but with stuff that’s bad

it’s hollywood’s biggest night

Baseball vampire

i love taking photos of tall women. thank you tall women

Me when I get to Chicago

this is the only song that has ever existed tbh www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOWD...

it feels good to be like “yeah i’m moving to chicago” and not be lying about it lol

if you wanna help a broke trans girl from texas out with the insane cost of relocation my v*nmo is @kcross923 btw

if you wanna help a broke trans girl from texas out with the insane cost of relocation my v*nmo is @kcross923 btw

chicago i will be moving to you officially in two weeks :)

if the album was made today it would be called “67 Love Songs.” folks,

look at my attorney dawg

the afroman trial is like if eddington was good

this is an astonishing image

he is our present-day thomas pynchon youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk

asshole moding

it’s gonna be a huge summer for me dressing like a lesbian douchebag

i haven’t kept up with on cinema in a while so i love seeing parts of it out of context and just being like “what is going on over there”

making out later in evenin* Anne: we shouldnt, hamnet is still up Will: he'll b asleep soon (heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck

Oh, did a Hollywood’s Biggest Nightball happen?

finally edited some of my bird photos from earlier in the winter

Calvinist Mary Oliver: you *do* have to be good

Well they blew up the Woke Ginger in Philly last night

One drunk cigarette and I turn into Kate Bush on “Aerial”

It Is Trans Journalism's Sacred Duty To Unnecessarily Scare As Many Trans People As Possible

feels maybe important to include the actual likelihood anti-trans legislation has of passing next to or in headlines designed to terrify trans people but hey what do i know

we gotta get those seals out of the training data

Bro last night was a camrip

everyone is talking to me like this lately

Same-sex pool Traer, IA

honestly remarkable how many of the stupidest situations i’ve ever been involved in are overlapping rn

that’s *my* gender-affirming AI skepticism

got cut off in traffic by a car with a license plate bracket that said “FIND A REALTOR” on it which feels like a sick cosmic prank on me personally rn

in these confusing times there’s something very comforting to me about the straightforwardness of jonathan richman album titles. i know exactly what i’m gonna be getting with every single one of these. hell yeah

I feel like Marty Mauser from the movie Marty Mauser

i would like to stop stressing so much about finding a place to live so i can like. read a book again lol

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

you ever think about how this song came out in march 2020 and everything that has happened since has felt like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBQy...

women

had a dream my mom was hanging out with matt johnson for some reason and i was really jealous

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

actually i think we’ve gone too far on the whole “dropping the movie’s title card late” thing. we can stop doing that now

applying for what can only really be called some “george costanza ass jobs”