By the time she’s 40 every woman should have a plush of warrior jar Alexander, also known as the Iron Fist. “Just keep clobbering away at the old behind!”

My favorite bug in Silksong is Timothee Chalamet

It’s the best omg! My little girl is going to college!!!!!!!!

If you're expecting to get raptured today can I have your stuff

My funny, talented, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful, patient, and kind stepdaughter got accepted to her top choice school this morning. I'm so incredibly proud for her that I almost started sobbing in the breakfast line. What an amazing woman.

I got a little reminder for myself from my wonderful wife @drjosie.lgbt

You can find cute girls at Red Robin

going to a new sex shop to check out the vibes there

Happy Injection Day! They want to take our hormones, but if the hormones are in our thighs/butts/tummies/arms what’re they gonna do?!

Hollow Knight (2017) to Silksong (2025)

My kid got a college acceptance letter omgggggg 😭😭😭😭😭

I am watching @drjosie.lgbt play Pentiment and I’m imagining that every character sounds like Werner Herzog

The orioles-dodgers game is why baseball will always be better than any other sport Until the 27th out, there is never a point where it’s mathematically impossible to come back and win a baseball game No such thing as a two score game with 10 seconds on the clock

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 @drjosie.lgbt + @hrm-kristin-i.gay 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

I'm married to @hrm-kristin-i.gay and it makes me so happy 🥰

I’m so fucking stoked for this If you’re a 30+ year old tranny come hang out on Monday!!!

Lmao new iPhone autocorrects "trannies" to "grannies" but it was appropriate here! Anyway I am also really excited for this

Hey #seattle #trans & #non-cis #nerds! Note the new venue!

Hey #seattle #trans & #non-cis #nerds! Note the new venue!

I told my wife, @drjosie.lgbt, that I might get started assembling Fulgrim today. She asked me why I would do that before I finished the daemon prince of slaanesh I started painting two years ago. I cannot believe she would call me out that like.

They should make injectable estrogen you can shoot like a blood vial

Every time I see a Jaguar I think of @restingdinoface.bsky.social

My work best friend just left. This sucks. I don’t think I’ve ever been this emotionally invested in a set of coworkers after a year and a half

All my work friends have either been fired or have moved on. I have my intern friends but they’re only here till November. I like my job but I think it might be time

Happy Monday, cuties! I got new glasses!

I got a project from @drjosie.lgbt for my birthday!!!

How confusing would it be to live at the intersection of John and John?

Zelda out here reclaiming slurs post-transition

Awww my kid made me a birthday cake!

Happy Thursday, cuties

The back of my brother’s car

And that goes for the whole damn spectrum. Leftist. Progressive. Centrist. Corporate Dem. Lobbyist shill. Bernie Bro. Tankie. You better jettison your antiblackness or get REAL good at hiding it. Because if not, Target is your future.

If I were a Democrat eying the presidency, I probably wouldn't have my street team on social media aggravating and belittling black and trans women given that they make up the party's most solid voting block. And have been key in battling voter disenfranchisement.

Today I am seven times seven years of age

It's my lovely wife's birthday today! Lavish her with praise!

Happy Wednesday (and my birthday-eve), cuties!

Wow I’m a 40 year old woman

doctor today asking about my current medications: so i’m guessing estrogen… *looks at my chest* also progesterone?

Hell yeah

I hate how vague AI as a term and selling point is cuz ive seen many arguments about ai that boil down to "hey [this tech/application] is ruining my career and future and fucking up a lot the world rn" vs "okay idiot, but have you considered [completely different type of tech/application]"

Thank you Mets

It’s the time of year when the weather-beaten remnants of last year’s plastic skeletons rise from shed and basement, squirming and lumbering to the nearest strip mall, searching for a vacant, dark place to take root. To grow. I saw the first Spirit Halloween of the season today.

New terms of service, eh? This always goes well

Especially fun is I can call her "Mrs. <my last name>" and she immediately picked up on it and responds by calling me "Mrs. <her last name>" and it's really adorable 🥰

Especially fun is I can call her "Mrs. <my last name>" and she immediately picked up on it and responds by calling me "Mrs. <her last name>" and it's really adorable 🥰

it’s been a while since i’ve had a wife and it’s mostly the same as it was before but now i get to say “my wife”

I mean, I intend to be there and get freely used myself 🔥🥵🔥

me at the club

(Posting this part again separately to not sully the happy post:) I am *not* happy about how that dress in the marriage post is wearing me. I put up with a really uncomfortable balconette all day to look like something that potpourri comes in. 🤬