Meredith Haggerty
@meredithhaggerty.bsky.social
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Forty, shorty, and reviving.
Why does every brand tell me my order is âwinging its wayâ to me? You just shipped it, itâs not Hermes, calm down.
11 days ago
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onion person
16 days ago
pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol
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All sports posts are like vague posts to me, especially when they have proper nouns. Logging into social media, seeing the same word a bunch of times in a row, and realizing, âguess gotta find out who, what, or where a Wemby is.â
19 days ago
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I would literally carry Grogu inside my body if theyâd let me but I will not see that movie; this marketing anomaly should be studied
20 days ago
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Lauren Groff
about 1 month ago
I blame Substack. The single worst development for the literary world in the last few decades.
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I just donât think itâs fair that the only way to get me to stop watching TikToks in bed is for ME to stop watching TikToks and also get up out of bed? Like weâre putting an awful lot of this problem on me, on my plate.
about 1 month ago
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Running Point is charming and honestly I have enjoyed every one of Mindy Kalingâs shows except Velma which she notably did not write (I thought she had?)
about 1 month ago
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Josh Gondelman
about 1 month ago
Gotta respect the accidental coherence of: "So many people keep trying to murder me because of my widely reported participation in a sex trafficking ring of global elites, that I INSIST on having a golden, fortified ballroom." Like, yeah, I guess the same person would be into both of those things.
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Cheri Jacobus
about 1 month ago
The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Gonna get a little drunk and write âwow. kids???â on all the positive reviews of Michael on Letterboxd
about 1 month ago
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
What a week.
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I watched three TV shows tonight (Margoâs Got Money Troubles, Abbott Elementary, and Your Friends & Neighbors) and all of them had an OnlyFans mention, if not a plot line if not THE plot line.
about 1 month ago
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Something has happened and my Reels feed (which is mostly people being funny on purpose) is more pleasing to me than my TikTok feed (which is mostly strangers obscurely alluding to other strangersâ personal drama, with occasional updates on still other personal drama and tummy ads).
about 2 months ago
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This is incredible, fuck these super rich tourists!!! (Also don't read this unless you're really rich, but if you are, hello, do you need me to take residence in your $5million+ pied-a-terre?)
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about 2 months ago
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Acyn
about 2 months ago
AOC: Whether itâs people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldnât matter. And I think today was an important turning point
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
A+ headline.
defector.com/president-ex...
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ashley fairbanks
about 2 months ago
god could do something so funny right now
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Learning as I watch the last episode of DTF St Louis â a show in the key of The Chair Company that has Jason Bateman as a weatherman in polyamory-tinged bromance â that the creator also wrote the Nic Cage movie The Weather Man and whatttt did a weather man do to this guy
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about 2 months ago
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jamelle
about 2 months ago
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
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Timothy Burke
about 2 months ago
CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on
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Robert Reich
about 2 months ago
In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.
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I donât know what this means but I do in 2017, we would have seen takes like âactually, with that announcement, Melanie was hinting to us she DID know Epstein, and throwing Trump under the bus because she HATES himâ and idk at least we donât do that anymore
about 2 months ago
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This promo tour for Melania 2: Morelania going so weird
about 2 months ago
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Max Berger
about 2 months ago
DidâŚthe Trump regime lowkey threaten to kill the pope?
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) âđ
2 months ago
đ§ľCongress 202-224-3121 Find your Senators
www.senate.gov
Find your Rep
www.house.gov
"I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."
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do like middle school history teachers still teach checks and balances what do they even say can we maybe have someone emergency teach them to congress and the supreme court
2 months ago
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What is it about dark comedies and weathermen
2 months ago
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Phil Lewis
2 months ago
Jonathan Majors and his co-star accidentally fell through a window while shooting a scene for a Daily Wire action film, leading crew to walk off the set over safety concerns Producers say they âdonât negotiate with communistsâ
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Fuck April 1st but also fuck April 2nd, the day when I repeatedly fall for April Fools' posts I just didn't see yesterday. Getting clowned on by leftovers. I hate this month.
2 months ago
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rax âlevon honkersâ king
2 months ago
christ millennials we have got to let the younger generations break our balls about our dumb bullshit. epic bacon garbage and so forth. did none of you learn the golden rule of ballbreaking: the more you gripe about it the more of it you bring rightly down on yourself
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Having a rough week and considering purchasing a giant novelty check to cheer myself up
2 months ago
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Come for Liz ripping on Andreessen but stay for the profound observation that if AI is inducing psychosis in regular people through yes-mannery, the very very rich are already fucking cooked. Hard-boiled, in his case.
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3 months ago
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Showing the Adrien Brody Turbo Tax ad right after the Best Actor award seems unnecessarily rude
3 months ago
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MAKE SPY 2 YOU COWARDS
3 months ago
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Having actors use presenting the screenwriting awards to plug Marvel is an especially biting âfuck youâ to words
3 months ago
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Katelyn Burns
3 months ago
A recent Atlantic column claimed society is allegedly "transing" effeminate boys. For my
@xtramagazine.com
column this month, I wrote a rebuttal using my own experience as a young, closeted trans girl.
xtramagazine.com/power/identi...
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No, effeminate boys arenât being âtransedâ | Xtra Magazine
Hiding my transness nearly killed me. Letâs work to build a world where trans peopleâs lives arenât quite so hard
https://xtramagazine.com/power/identity/effeminate-boys-transed-gender-dysphoria-280824
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Jenn
3 months ago
As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent: đšď¸$6.9 million worth of lobster tailsđŚ đšď¸$15.1 million for ribeye steak 𼊠đšď¸$2 million for Alaskan king crab đŚ đšď¸ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano âď¸ by
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Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab
The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.
https://newrepublic.com/post/207555/pete-hegseth-billions-dollars-fruit-basket-stands-chairs-crab
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Hulu has the weirdest âContinue Watchingâ UX; itâs like âwell, you didnât watch Love Story fast enough so we buried under it three shows that arenât on now and the 5 minutes worth of an episode of Going Dutch we autoplayed three months ago.â
3 months ago
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I just wrote the words "nuts and bolts" in an email and Gemini told me I should say "fundamentals" instead, and I am apoplectic. I'm sorry a pile of nuts and bolts was your MOM but some of us can write our own emails.
3 months ago
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HK
3 months ago
What a deeply evil and pathetic time
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Justin Zimmerman
3 months ago
Itâs incredibly frustrating that no corruption, no recklessness, no perversion is enough for the people capable of removing President Trump to remove President Trump.
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There are so many reasons to hate prediction markets, but tonight itâs because while playing my dumb little mobile game that I hate, I was served a Kalshi ad that was just like, up close on Trumpâs face? Then Vanceâs, then Trumpâs again? Fuck me for trying to have a little rest?
3 months ago
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Josh Gondelman
3 months ago
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
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Tyler King
3 months ago
I donât know what my point is but the government killed 100 children on the first day of bombings and there are members of Congress still supporting more bombings and that is a grotesque level of inhumanity I cannot reckon with.
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Been weighing whether to post the thoughts I had about The Breadwinner trailer on the day we went to war with Iran?
3 months ago
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Marlow Stern
4 months ago
pretty stunning chart
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Iâm glad that the JFK Jr-CBK Love Story gets the important history right: Mark Wahlberg sucks.
3 months ago
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Fact check!!!
4 months ago
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"News is a record of things that have happened." On the long list of things I can't believe need to be explained to adults with power these days, NEWS IS A RECORD OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED. Kalshi is not the new journalism you mouthbreathing wallet jockey fucks.
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Prediction markets want to eat the news
The fix is in.
https://www.theverge.com/business/881967/polymarket-kalshi-journalism-sponsorship-ad
4 months ago
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