Ok, sorry I'm late to Graham Platner tattoo chat. I dunno how tattoo shops work. Wouldn't you have to first find a Nazi friendly shop and then have a conversation that leads them to fetch the Nazi tattoo binder? Are Nazi skulls really mixed in with the dolphins and butterflies and tribal tattoos?

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Why does this innocent cartoon in this pizza place feel like an unstable AI with nefarious code buried deep in its kernel

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

Guys, the little glass rectangle computer in my pocket used to be full of silly jokes and now it's all serious and sad. Come on, do jokes again *bangs phone on table*

The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.

Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race https://theonion.com/salivating-brewers-fans-chase-down-mascots-in-sausage-race/

*starts required corporate workplace violence training in wfh job* *looks around empty house and then at plants near window* Is it you aloe vera. Is it you spider plant. Will you succulents do me in

#TIL that Epstein's mansion was 6000 feet from Mar-A-Lago survivorsisters.org #SurvirorSisters

I'm one of those suburban dads who mows stripes & simple patterns into his lawn. Doing 2 big dumb stripes instead of hiring a pro from an MLB park to design and implement an amazing pattern now embarasses you in front of the suburban lawn community. Incompetence at every level of the pyramid scheme.

if i was struck by the “planet-killer” asteroid 99942 Apophis in the year 2029, i would roll backwards and use its momentum to push it back into outer space

Imagine, if you will, my overwhelming suprise.

John Shitass Michigan, County Marriages, 1820-1941

It's appropriate that most AI logos look like buttholes if everything that comes out of them is shit

astronomy lesson youtube.com/shorts/deLF_...

TIL that founder of the now defunct Oldsmobile marque was named Ransom Eli Olds. That name is sick as hell

Me when I see another Mercury Marauder or any Ford Crown Vic or Mercury Grand Marquis with literally any modifications

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Movie timeline: -Is that movie being made? I hope so -It was made and it is coming to theaters. I want to see it -The movie is in theaters right now. I should see it -The movie is leaving theaters. I should find someone to see it with -Movie is available for home purchase. I'm not paying $20

We got a Senate resolution directing Trump to end hostilities in Iran before we got GTA6

DOJ throwing around alot of "ties to Antifa" these days. Bro, if you watched the movie Saving Private Ryan, you have ties to Antifa www.bbc.com/news/article...

Backyard telescopy folx: is this a good enough telescope to see bands and moons of Jupiter and rings of Saturn? Wanted to grab the discount if so www.amazon.com/dp/B07J15P2N3 🔭 #astronomy #astro 🛰🧪⚛️

This morning, my son *Sneezed Up My Nose* This is the future that ebola/covid wants

RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says. defector.com/promises-mad...

Patting myself on the back placing 3rd in a MTG Marvel prerelease tournament after not touching paper magic in a year. I got 1 turn away from activating Thanos but got trampled by Some Hulk before I could fire it off. MVPs last night were all sorts of equipmentses

Gonna start a GoFundMe for all the Kickstarters I see

I heard that AI will inject woke straight into your grandchildren and make them gay socialist communist liberals that are allergic to guns and freedom

moss

Fuckin get his ass Joyce

How I'm entering the group chat.

Q: How did we survive in the old days without modern hygiene or medicine? A: Half of us didn't. 🧪 #science #medicine #progress

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Today the record holder for the longest cutscene in gaming, (Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots) turns 18 years old youtu.be/EqS7etTnR18

Watch the video. Nonbinary folx just want snacks and space. It's so easy to be an ally

Oops, I'm wrong - I DID get a pic. Been almost 15 years now, I forgot, but it was still in my photo albums.

Here's the full article for those interested. Insanely bleak stuff, I don't think I'll ever be able to look at the Pokemon franchise the same way again dronexl.co/2026/06/09/p...

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Knickerbockers

Just as I start reading about hemp drinks, I find out most will be banned federally in November

Quick tips if you still know someone on the old bird website

The way I get my important news updates is logging on to Bleu skye dot app and seeing a number of people making little side jokes on a very specific topic forcing me to search for "doctor who news"

Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.

to be fair, Camacho gave a shit about his country, did address the most pressing concern of his administration in an honest way and trusted upon what he thought was the most informed opinion he could find.

Honestly I reached my limit a long time ago and I am just trying to hold it together at this point

New from me @notus.com: The DOJ has cancelled biannual election-crimes classes for investigators. It deleted the manual that explains how to avoid tampering with votes. And it isn't prepping for the usual Election Day command center at FBI hq. www.notus.org/2026-electio...

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

The high energy environment of the early big bang universe was a quark-gluon plasma. Rapidly cooling, protons and neutrons formed and became atoms. The atoms connected into molecules and occasionally biological structures arose. Sometimes I dip these hot cheeto structures into ranch and eat them

What if we kissed during the breaking news live announcement

I saw someone tout their AI slop as having been generated by an "engineering level prompt." Like, bro, you're still just talking to a chat bot. Are you bragging about bring good at Clippy

i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened