Another fl00d the z0ne topic: if Trvmp will bulldoze the East Wing without asking permission, he will start blasting Mount Rushmore to add his own face without asking permission

Kid requested breakfast music

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld came up together during the Ford White House & even then were pushing for a doctrine of expanding the authority of the unitary executive, cemented during Bush II. So, Cheney was responsible for some of this mess we are in now and I sure as shit ain't celebrating him

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A really good way to enfuckulate your brain is to watch Tenet while adjusting your clocks for daylight savings while thinking about what time your kid will actually wake up in the morning

@asterionhex.monster I walked into a normal person's living room and saw this and thought of you. Getting too mainstream??

This feels like Kash Patel just found out about Devil's Night in an AOL chat room

Holy shit why did they do so much baseball

One year ago

Just seeing the number of innings of last night's world series game and I will have patience today with any Dodgers or Blue Jay's fans I encounter

Correction... when the thermostat died, the HVAC neighbor gave me an EcoBee smart thermostat. When it asked for the wifi password...

A House of Dynamite is the feature length version of @kurzgesagt.org 's video youtu.be/wmP3MBjsx20

Incredible dream of living in Madison again, this time in a combo garage/loft/office. Fred Armisen was my landlord, Susan Sarandon was my roommate, and Olivia Munn delivered my mail and she was very into me.

Of course he'll name the ballroom after himself. What isn't published is the expanded sit room bunker, secret service barracks, retractible anti-aircraft missile platforms, and a polished golden toilet where he will unalivə himself in a few years with a sidearm from the barracks

"Ask ChatGPT" I would rather walk into the woods until I find the Tootsie Pop owl

Sexy How Big Are The Tides In The Bay Of Fundy

Paper magazines were beat by videotapes where VHS beat Betamax which was then beat by blu-ray over hd-dvd which was beat by streaming which will now be beat by the best chatbot which will be beat by the best vr/hologram which will be beat by the best robot

NYT Connections spoiler A key word in today's game is the word "copypasta" which is strange because the word was invented only *checks notes* 19 years ago

Are the squirrels getting dumber

@nbcnews.com @bloomberg.com @nytimes.com @cbsnews.com if the government is shut down, why is Trump building the #EpsteinBallroom? Can they explain why they are moving forward with the construction of the Epstein Ballroom while federal services are understaffed?

On a long enough timeline, you will receive a Perfectly Organized frozen pepperoni pizza. The hair stood up on my neck a little bit when I tore off the plastic

Spectrum internet is down so I am playing a BBC documentary on bluray for the kid like the times of old. I may start churning butter soon

I would have been down for far fewer Fast and Furious movies and many more A-Team movies

TimeGuessr #867 47,021/50,000 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟩🟩 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟩🟩 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟨⬛ 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟩⬛ 🌎🟩🟨⬛️ 📅🟩🟩🟨 timeguessr.com If I hadn't looked too closely at a particular Mexican state flag I would have been right on and pretty close to 49k

I'm sure a bunch of my sports friends are really excited about the 8-6-2 double play but I don't have the cognitive bandwidth for new rules minutiae today. Great job sports #MagicBrew

32 years after the release of Stone Temple Pilots' "Plush" I learnt that the lyric is "When the dogs DO FIND her" and not "When the dogs DEFILE her", which explains why I was always disgusted by the vibe of that song. Luckily, I looked up Weiland's intent and my disgust has been downgraded to unease

This one is getting closer to coming together

I ignored my car telling me my keyfob battery was low. Then it died & wouldn't start the car. So I had to google the trick to put the dead keyfob in a very specific place to get the car to start. Maybe if cars started with keys, I wouldn't have to be looking for my car's g-spot in a dark parking lot

My precious OG Diet Coke Lime is back in stores after a 7-ish year hiatus

Good point phone. Has anyone ever tried to CALL the reciprocal of the fine structure constant and ask it how IT feels about this whole situation?

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

Let’s be clear about this: They summoned the top military brass home from their posts, told them the Pentagon would no longer enforce rules of engagement b/c the military’s mission was to “hurt people and break things,” and then explicitly pointed them AT AMERICAN CITIES.

Folks who need to find a covid jab for a kid and don't know where to start, check this link. Depending on the state, you might hit walls or have to jump through several hoops. State-specific links at the bottom of this link.

If DOGE found billions in savings then why is America about to run out of money tomorrow

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

There are so many digital photos and bullshit AI images around these days that drawing is practically a radical act of resistance

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

When I make mac and cheese, I make 3 boxes at once for leftovers and sprinkle shredded sharp cheddar on top to make it real gooey. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen

One day I will bequeath unto my child all of my phone screenshots, a valuable generational asset that will only partially explain online-only internet jokes in the many years before he was born

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Today in another episode of "slather (object) in olive oil and spices, throw on hot grill, and sit down and google 'how to grill (object)'"

The ATF also includes explosives, but they should re-org to things than many Americans have trouble quitting, so like the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Cheese

You can pry my Blu-rays from my cold Blu hands

Tone Lōc's "Funky Cold Medina" is a fun mystery song to listen to and deduce if something is an aphrodisiac or a date rape drug while wrestling with homophobia versus transphobia and just a dash of bestiality