I’m staying in a haunted hotel tonight. Wish me luck. And if I don’t post here anymore, you’ll know why 😜👻

Republicans… givemeafuckingbreak.

Gotta love it when a beautiful Colorado sunset also gives you the moon and two planets 🤩😍 Good night, my friends. See ya tomorrow

@leaveitfree.bsky.social Are you still here? I miss you, my friend 🤗 I hope you’re doing well.

I just did pilates for the first time. That was a no kidding core workout 😳🥵

2nd round of highlights from the camping trip. Scenic views 🤩

Highlights from the camping trip. Wildlife first…

Happy Friday, my friends. Attack this day like you’re Vader with an agenda. May the force be with you. youtu.be/ESQhptIhD8A

I’m back from camping and will post a bunch of animal and scenery pics in the next few days. I hope you all have been good while I was gone. If you weren’t, then share your stories with me 😜

I’ll be off grid for a few weeks, calling this set up home. You all be good and I’ll check back in with you when I get back. 🏕️😊

Home Depot employee: "Hello, there. Is there anything I can help you find?" Me: "I'm looking for a blade sharpener." HD: "A blade sharpener, huh?" Me: "Yeah... I've got an axe to grind..." HD: 😑 😜 #dadjokes

Two more days....

One of my favorite memes, and worth reposting. This is why demons don’t try to possess military veterans… 🤣😂😆🤣😂😆

6 more days until I'm in a tent, high up in the mountains 😊

@lynned444.bsky.social 🌲🌳🪾🌳🌲😊🌲🌳🪾🌳🌲

A sleeve of Ritz crackers is one serving. Don't judge me...😜

Sometimes, you don’t need to look through old photos. Those old, sad memories should just stay where they are and not be resuscitated.

It's a nerdy Saturday night, my friends. If you have a book you've read recently that you LOVED, please drop it here. I'm making a new list of works I need to read. Thank you! 🤓📚

TY @raykwong.lol 🩵 Happy Weekend! @ngage.bsky.social @lakeinla.bsky.social @brendasue2.bsky.social @aspenmntn.bsky.social @elizabethpatterson.bsky.social @zjsbmc.bsky.social @blackraven30.bsky.social @sheluvspuppies.bsky.social @ruscom.bsky.social @coolsprings.bsky.social @mariablack.bsky.social

I wrote something I’m proud of. It’s on my Substack if you want to check it out.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

2nd kiddo’s high school graduation tonight 🎓🥹👏👏👏

13 more days until camping…

The follow-up colonoscopy came back all clear. Which means the spots where they removed precancerous stuff last year haven't progressed. That's good. Cancer free for now, and will check back again in 5 years. 😊 That's a good win, and I'll take it.

Hugs and gratitude to all the incredible moms!! Happy Mother’s Day! #BreakfastCrew #BlueCrew go.bsky.app/ExiWb7s

Happy Mother’s Day!!!!

Completely accurate — and exactly why idolizing the rich is making the world worse.

“I just kinda died for you. You just kinda stared at me…”

🤣

For colonoscopy prep: Gin & tonics count as clear liquids, right? 🍸

Why must I go to an office for a job? Instead of being a falconer?

Okay…I think I might have a new addiction… Cupping

¡Que tengas un feliz Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 ¡Viva México!" Have a great one, Los Angelenos... ...¡unless you're full of Sith!

“Sorry I bothered you with what’s going on in my world.” If I ever get to this point…rest assured that I have already cut you out of my life.

Someone must’ve given me a hammer… Because I nailed it 😎😋

It’s about to start smelling really good in my kitchen. 🍋🍋🍋🫐🫐🫐

1000% this

Buying a car right now, and I was ready to write a check. “Sir, we only take cashier’s checks.” Me: “I’m good for it. You can trust me.”

Join me in congratulating our wonderful friend @bluebird4us.bsky.social on reaching 75K followers! Bluebird is an amazing friend to so many on Bluesky. This is a well deserved milestone! 🙌🙌 Let the celebration begin!! 🎉🥳🍾🎊🥂

Apparently, the slutty man vibe is an all day event. I just rolled on over to the grocery store at night in my gray sweatpants

Wore my slutty man shorts to the gym today. Because it’s Wednesday, leg day, and…why not 😜

For your Monday listening enjoyment, especially my Colorado friends 🌧️🌧️⛰️🌲🌧️🌧️⛈️⛈️ youtu.be/NWoL65SexB4

@mattmcneilshow.bsky.social Congratulations Matt on hitting 30K! Super fantastic!

Telling your same old handful of stories from the military does *not* make you a motivational public speaker. Just sayin'... carry on

Seriously, how f'n fragile can one person's ego be? This dementia-raddled idiot has the thinnest skin

My mountains this morning. I promise, they’re out there somewhere 😶‍🌫️⛰️

TY to these community builders! 👇🏼6🔥SP’s @hopeful66.bsky.social go.bsky.app/QU7Zr8j @carlchri.bsky.social go.bsky.app/FYkcdTN @sandrojanssen.com go.bsky.app/JW8uBgu @mlipsitt.bsky.social go.bsky.app/5escQm8 @jodywagner.bsky.social go.bsky.app/S3pXD6z @suzzisulli.bsky.social go.bsky.app/G4afWKm

Drop something from the 1990s: Me, in my basketball prime 😎🏀