Barque 19: the last payment of which shall not fall

My photo storage app is wont to notify me of random compilations it’s come up with, using teaser text like “Guess who we found!” or “A familiar face,” and it’s always, always, my cat.

People who understand Millennials as reacting primarily to Boomer parents fail to take account of how many of the Millennials were raised by ~*Silent-Generation*~ parents instead or as well

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

a dude named…Shadrack

I think people read “Those Winter Sundays” a lot on this day only because we’re in June. ☀️ In actual winter, when one is regularly living out the poem, there’s no poetry in it. ❄️

happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜 feel free to share small poems you wrote, or ones you love by other poets :) it’s Father’s Day, and also the solstice, so here are the ten lines that close Laura Gilpin’s poem “Coming Home”

Y’all I figured out “Yth cousin X times removed”! Or rather a helpful way to remember it. It just means that X generations ago, two people were Yth cousins.

Look, they just don’t make immortal gods like they used to. You should’ve seen how they were when I was coming along!

*logging in to the site where everyone is obsessed with demographic stereotyping* Happy Fathers’ Day!

What are the bots/LLMs doing here, exactly? What’s the long game?

Pantsmorbs*: ADHD (lol) Wired: Wired Inspired: Got the Perpetual — *Tired

Now that I’m not running for office, check out this guy my mom and I saw in 2021 who looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein.

What are the bots/LLMs doing here, exactly? What’s the long game?

Just once, I would like an American president or Secretary of State tell another country to talk to the hand bc we have other allies and remind them that our most longstanding alliance is with France. Just once!

I hope this email finds you, before it tears your heart out and feeds it to you, before it eats your entrails while you scream before it.

4yo (preparing to say everything 6yo says in order to drive 6yo crazy): “Mommy, what is a cat who depeats things?”

NARRATOR: 💬

really x 2 more x 3 Allen x 4 🤔🤔🤔

Favorite law firm name? I’ll start: Allen Allen Allen & Allen

344/ Yep US will make Iran deal in under 2 weeks methinks "Cushing’s current inventory is 21.6 million barrels, according to the US EIA. That’s dangerously close to operational stress levels, the tipping point at which Cushing struggles to supply all of its customers..." www.cnn.com/2026/06/12/b...

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I’m humbled and proud to officially be your Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate to take on Susan Collins and the billionaire class she represents. Together, we will win this seat back for working Mainers Thank you, Maine.

whistless #pwoermds

Smokey the Bear had nothing on BC’s old forest fire awareness campaigns.

Me reading this: Oh cool, wonder where that happened **3 seconds later** “ROBINSON CRUSOE ISLAND”!?

I’m excited about the one on the lower left, made from cheese 🧀

Me reading this: Oh cool, wonder where that happened **3 seconds later** “ROBINSON CRUSOE ISLAND”!?

Mars hardly ever attacks these days

ME: Let’s see, I’d say that martin was *purple*… EARTH: *starts shaking*

*unlocking the 7th Seal by identifying a martin* Whoops.

I just want to point out that temperatures over land (where we all live) have warmed over twice as fast as ocean surface temperatures. The latest update through 2025 is... not great 🥴 Graphic created by www.columbia.edu/~mhs119/Temp...

Can I exact some concessions from you real quick?

(IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: Had you done as the Snake God suggested, we could have run out of antivenin.)

STATE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE “If you would have done as the Snake God suggested, we could have ran out of antivenom.”

Disclaimer: Ich will nicht euch was erklären, ich will mir was erklären. Macht ihr nur, was ihr wollt.

Daughter: How old is your son? Wife: My son is 6. How old is *your* son? Daughter: I don't have a son. I'm four and a half. Daughter (double checking): Do you know I'm not an adult?

H1371.2 Quest for the bottom of the sea.

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LinkedIn is for posting pictures of yourself at your company so your ex company gets jealous

Editor: You get that reconstruction of a gorgonopsian preying on a dicynodont? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

"i am going to go to my cabin in the forest this weekend to work on plans for building a second cabin deeper in the forest." - something i imagine i would say in a life where i have a cabin in the forest.

*unlocking the 7th Seal by identifying a martin* Whoops.

Shadowbanned again, I see 🙄

I’ve enjoyed the last 3 or 4 episodes of The Ezra Klein Show, where EK gets to the credits and has to read the name of someone named “Johnny Simon,” and it‘s clear he’s thinking “Who tf is ‘Johnny Simon’? 🤨” and is by turns irked, mystified, begrudingly accepting of things he cannot change… .

Baking a birthday cake, AMA

Studying philosophy breaks your brain. One moment everything is fine, and then you’re struck by the realization that you don’t know what any word means. Then it’s all cool again.

*Incredibly* bold move by the author of “Schubert” (1928).