Moby Mick
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Call me stupid all you want, you can’t hurt me with the truth.
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Only the true king of England can unclog my toilet.
7 months ago
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ICE is made up of the most violent, dumbest, most illiterate pieces of shit in this country and the only possible reason to bring them to Milan for the Olympics is to create content of them fucking up foreigners.
about 3 hours ago
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Perhaps Belichick’s HOF snub is a sign that players and coaches should put more effort into not being weirdos
about 3 hours ago
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The LinkedIn games haven’t loaded for the day, how am I supposed to entertain myself during my morning office-poop?
about 5 hours ago
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In a normal world, Phillip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center should be a DEFCON 1 level alert for its prestige. It’s going to be reduced to a second-tier local theater for country music revues and racist stand-up comedy.
about 22 hours ago
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I can’t get over how there’s an ad for Peterson Academy which begins with Jordan Peterson saying “It’s a complete scam.”
2 days ago
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Drinking time is 3 pm on a snow day
3 days ago
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Sorry, we meant “Bored” of Peace.
4 days ago
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I agree with the president that British troops who served in Afghanistan don’t deserve any respect, but he is only half right because the truth is that none of the troops deserve any respect.
5 days ago
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“The second amendment exists to enforce the other ten” sounds just as stupid coming from the left as from the right. You’re telling people to commit suicide by cop like it’s a life hack.
5 days ago
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Find someone who loves you as much as my cat loves stepping on my balls
6 days ago
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There’s more flavors of cops than chicken wings in this shithole country.
6 days ago
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Thanks to modern meteorology, I can properly prepare for the one to twenty five inches of snow this weekend.
6 days ago
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It was all worth it to be able to act like an unbearable asshole in public with no personal or professional repercussions again.
7 days ago
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All the celebrities started taking Ozempic and now it’s considered sexy to look like a week-old gas station hot dog
7 days ago
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The free food at the corporate party is part of my compensation. Any comments about the portion sizes will be reported to the Department of Labor.
8 days ago
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I have to get my state inspection tomorrow?! How am I supposed to monetize that?!
8 days ago
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Obstruction? Protest? Prosecution? You child, you absolute buffoon. The only way to solve this is to bring grocery prices down.
8 days ago
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“Somebody’s Baby” by Jackson Browne plays as a Nobel Peace Prize walks into the room.
9 days ago
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They made fun of millennials for needing help “adulting,” but there are some elected senators on capital hill who are basically asking if they have a representative they can call.
9 days ago
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Republican senator: Jesus came to me in a dream and said that unmarried mothers can’t have drivers licenses. Democrat senator: wow, damn, someone should do something about this.
9 days ago
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[Batman voice] stupid doesn’t take a holiday, and neither do I.
9 days ago
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Maybe it’s Mufasa’s own fault for being overthrown by creating a underclass of Hyenas for whom revolution was the only option for survival?
10 days ago
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I don’t trust Reddit “cinephiles” because absolutely none of them have “The Sandlot” in their top 3.
10 days ago
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Boston sports fans will be happy to know that the Bruins player in Heated Rivalry is the top.
12 days ago
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Billhelm
12 days ago
Getting a Nobel peace prize these days is really Machado about nothing
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Dr. Doug
13 days ago
greg bovino caught on camera eating piss today
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Nobel Participation Prize
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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weeder
16 days ago
I've got an ass that just won't begin
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Tana
13 days ago
Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.
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Nobel Participation Prize
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grilled cheese 🧀
12 days ago
i am also accepting the nobel peace prize from machado and i encourage everyone to do the same.
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Hey boss, can’t come into work today. The polling on it is down across the board. Me saying home has broad appeal.
12 days ago
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The Tiny Desk is so big, they made Jackson Browne take out a mortgage to do three songs behind it
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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“Tiny Desk Concert,” my ass. That’s a huge desk. MF’s can fit a five piece band in that bitch.
13 days ago
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“The Rural/Urban Divide” is what I call my butt crack
13 days ago
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Dry Martini January
13 days ago
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I’ve had nightmares that make more sense than this
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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Hey boss, can’t come in today. Bad case of internal bleeding.
14 days ago
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Just so you don’t stay in suspense: your office party raffle grand prize this year is a JBL speaker.
14 days ago
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Babe, the polls say I have to get drunk with the boys tonight. Public opinion is against you on this.
14 days ago
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The first person to get fired for making fun of Scott Adams eating it gets to be king of Bluesky for a month.
15 days ago
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dell cameron
15 days ago
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Drunk Haydn Symphonie bracket with the boys
16 days ago
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You should be able to abort fetuses up to the 123rd trimester if the fetus is a federal agent.
16 days ago
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Idk why tic tok thinks I would ever need to know the pros and cons of using a combat knife. As if I used knives for anything other than cooking and opening packages.
17 days ago
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
20 days ago
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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My wife is insisting I salt the walkway to distract from the Epstein files.
20 days ago
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Of course it pops off the week my 401(k) match kicks in.
20 days ago
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I totally understand foreigners being mad at all Americans, but the truth is that the entire direction of this, or any given country could be reversed overnight by imprisoning a maximum of 100 powerful people
21 days ago
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Terrifying if literal: teenage heart-throb.
22 days ago
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