(guy who has been in a coma since 1995) did the mariners make it to the world series??

i bet a lot of people waste their Genie Wish on something Quest 64 related

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

(on Caribbean restaurant bluesky) who up jerkin they're meat

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

the dispatcher

Hi there~! My name is Nikki, I'm a Motion Graphics animator, compositor and more! I currently work at an ad agency. Hoping to start posting some of my work on here, but here's an appetizer of some things that I've done that I was proud of! #MotionGraphics #Animation

they turning movies into Myst (1993) now

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

it probably felt so satisfying being a fire-worshipping caveman arguing with non-fire worshipping cavemen. oh the fire god isnt real? why are we all warm and toasty then, dipshit?

adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell

The unique evil of America is that no matter how hard you try to live a life driven by compassion and empathy, you will nevertheless, eventually, be forced to fantasize about running over some people with a lawn mower.

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

there was no legitimate reason for them to turn that A upside down in ∀ Gundam

they used to send me to councilling (6th grade) for making top 11 vocaloid lists and never including miku

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

white party goers: the conga line is MANDATORY

if i found out a wizard was in a nearby tower amassing dark forces i would simply woop his ass

1980s robotech fanfiction

Working on some new Tron Bonne stuff and I'm trying to channel this piece I did at the beginning of the year. I love how this turned out. 💜

THE K-ON SWEEP

"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

repeating the sentiment i had after watching the movie. Megalopolis (2024) would have been the perfect movie if it were called SimCity (2024)

girl goes to doctor. says she's depressed. says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. doctor says "treatment is simple. bocchi the rock is in town tonight. go and see her." girl comically explodes into a pile of pink dust

people are shocked and appalled that the cybertruck automatically locks in the event of a fire or explosion. well whats the alternative? just let the fire open the door and escape??

i bet it feels good as hell lying to the census bureau