Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo #frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern

#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.

Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!

Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.

Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.

Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.

As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER! 30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!

#NINJEMBER is nigh upon us! 30 days of ninjtastic prompts that culminate on Intergalactic Ninja Day! Sharpen your swords, chop your melons, and steel yourself as #mörktober comes to a close

NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice

It’s almost NINJEMBER, motherfuckers!

TFW you get almost completely cleared out of your inventory on the game you just released seven weeks ago

Throwing sidekicks and throat punches at the University of DePaul today. If you’re around look for the ninjas

Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.

Haha. Look at this baby-tummy

That's right motherfucker

This is how you announce that NINJA BORG has arrived motherfuckers!

NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com

NINJA TERMINATOR on a 17” black and white Zenith and JVC VHS player, the one with the big colored buttons on the front. Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…

Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”* * Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.

FUN FACT: I, a very serious author type, wrote a @ninjaborg.com mission in the Mission Zine Mission... zine. SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death! STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and SAVE! all the boners in the world! KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME in... WITCH SKULL FUCKERS

NINJA BORG now available from @ipr.bsky.social! www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Ninja-...

Plus One is hopping back into our AP & Review saddle with @danielharila.bsky.social’s Duginthroat Divide #OSE adventure. With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony! Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime! #ttrpg

Proof that ninjas have existed throughout human history

Fuck ABC and Disney. Play NINJA BORG instead of watching television.

"Whaaaaaaaaa! Why doesn't your game have any classes? Whaaaaaaa!" Motherfucker, we don't need no classes. The NINJA BORG character generator can supply more than 660 trillion unique ninjas for EVERY SINGLE HUMAN EVER. Not total. EACH. You literally cannot roll the same ninja twice.

Ninjas take their unseriousness very seriously.

This is how to write ALT text motherfuckers.

Need to find a ninja to play NINJA BORG with? We shipped globally. Even to far off Macao! Top 3 US States were... 1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies) 2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself) 3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)

Marvel at the wonders of NINJA BORG! Now delivering to homes around the globe in unmarked boxes. Hiya motherfuckers!

If you follow me, it's probably for ttrpg reasons, but today we're talking videogames. I'm participating in @roguetemple.bsky.social's fortnight jam. I'm making a horror sci-fi game, where the Fiend can track you by smell! Look forward to a release on Monday!!!

NINJA BORG’s intro mission is literally about fucking up the plans of, thrashing the multiple home of, and ending the life of a billionaire. Fuck billionaires.

In a frenzy of slashing ninja swords and hurling shuriken, NINJA BORG has completed shipping of Kickstarter rewards. You have our gratitude!

NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday

A new douchebag for NINJA BORG, inspired by an old douchebag from the nursing home. Made in a matter of minutes. #fucktacotits #wheresdonnie #releasetheepsteinfiles

Some people are ninjas. Some people are baby-tummies. Be a ninja. Still time to preorder and get NINJA BORG—the greatest TTRPG ever—at a discount. #ninjas #ninjaborg #fuckthatjeffguywhatstoleyourfavoritesimonandgarfunkelcassette ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

20 HOURS REMAIN. Do you want a sick as hell tarot deck, 79 pieces of micro-fiction to interpret the cards and a dungeon generator for your tabletop? Do you like to support independent, ethical creators? Do you wanna be the coolest cat around? Yeah you do! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bog...

Our fans really understand us

Sometimes you get asked to make the silliest, most outrageous thing you can think of. And sometimes you are a fucking Ninja.

It's fuckin' here! But seriously this game its nuts in the best way and it's been a privilege to be part of the inner circle. @liberludorum.com and @rugosekohn.com are the finest Sensei you could have.

29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA. NINJA BORG is now available! 🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io 🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com 🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org Pirates are lame. ❌🏴‍☠️

Past the boner jokes, zany acronyms, naughty words, and TTRPGdom shitpostiness—NINJA BORG is at its heart an anti-fascist, anti-capitalist love letter to the goofy ninja movies of yore, packaged as a game. If that's not for you, that's okay, but we don't wanna be friends. Go play #DnD or something

This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A

Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits

Well now that GenCon is over and we stand on the precipice of NINJA BORG's release... next year's ENNIES will have a "Most use of the word fuck" and "Boners" categories and we will win both.

Time is running out to lock in savings on NINJA BORG and get preorder pricing. After August 1st it’s full retail prices for the greatest TTRPG ever!

What the actual fuck 🇬🇧? Way to discriminate against your ninjas.

A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org

My mother-in-law told the most batshit story I’ve ever heard. 1970s she’s working in Paris & gets a table at this Russian restaurant by the Moulin Rouge. Apparently this place wa closed to non-Russians. Somehow she manages to get in n with her husband’s brother, who was living in Paris 1/2