Just a reminder, Cheap Trick still sucks

NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day

Head to @ipr.bsky.social if you want to see for yourself why my latest IPR best seller, EVERY VILLAIN IS A LOSER, has been nominated for "Best Art" over at @igdn-official.bsky.social All credit to @frederikhornung.com for the mind blowing illustrations www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Every-...

Hey don’t forget, more official content headed your way featuring the likes of @philipjensen.bsky.social @beyondcataclysm.co.uk and @elkowalczuk.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

A true student of ninjutsu

Received my stealthy 🥷 attire. Shop smart, shop @ninjaborg.com #NinjaBorg #ninja

Email should be operational again. Not that we ever hear from any of you lot. Sigh.

The NINJA BORG email address is currently offline while we do some backend technical bullshit. Might be down for a couple days since it is Friday

Come play BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS or NINJA BORG (with one of the sensei)

Flip out. Chop heads. Pop like 12109 boners. Coincidentally Booth 12109 is where @ipr.bsky.social and Pandemonium Books and Games are living la vida loca with NINJA BORG, the greatest TTRPG ever! And we totally stole this sweet map from @gendershrug.bsky.social (find E.V.I.L. at the booth too)

All about the buttons and apparel over at Five-Finger Death Cock

Announcing Beefy Shotgun Wizards, the game where you're out of spells but never out of shells. Designed & written by @dungeonsnhammers.bsky.social with art by @danielharila.bsky.social, you'd be a fool (or possibly a pirate) to not follow the prelaunch, live now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ham...

It's Bandcamp Friday, go buy some Bong Coffin tunes: bongcoffin.bandcamp.com #bandcampfriday #music #metal

Sam Altman and Marc Andreessen can frolic in my pickle water. The world they’re imagining sucks. Instead come with me to Budokan in 1978, where two ninjas have to hop out of a time machine and slaughter Cheap Trick. I played @ninjaborg.com with the creators and recorded it. Link's down there 👇

Part of FIRST EXPANSION includes this amazing mission that you can listen to three of us play through www.breakupgamingsociety.com/blog/ninja-b...

Hey did you see we are exPANDING? www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

The senseis are legit motherfuckers, motherfucker.

First! humancreator.org/tabletop1/

Closing in on the first 100 follows… raise your fist in glory and defiance! Join Five-Finger Death Cock Clan!

FIRST EXPANSION adds a bunch of new-old shit like more weapons and swag, a bunch of new-new shit like day jobs and lairs. New douchebags like the AI Tech Bro and ICE Agent. New allies like William Tecumseh Sherman. New missions. So much new, it's packed full! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

NINJAS ASSEMBLE! Get your ninja pants on and rock the fuck out with FIRST EXPANSION! Legendary guitars, ninja lairs, new douchebags, new missions, maybe even more cool shit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

You know what cool ninjas do after downloading things from a bundle? That rate those things FIVE stars, that's what they do.

Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!

Karate chop those ICE fuckers AND get the full core edition of NINJA BORG along with over 1400 other games for $10? Sign the fuck up now!

Game designers--the Human Intelligence Institute wants to help you protect yourself, your work, and your craft from the AI machine. - Verification of human work - Universal human-made identifying mark - Do-not-train registry of verified works Hit me up with any questions. human.global/game/

NINJA BORG all up in that bundle. #fuckice

NINJA BORG is just one of the 1439 things you can get when you tell DHS to go fuck themselves in this rad bundle. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

We here at the dojo worked with Gaffy on NINJA BORG and it was a black belt experience! The Gaffster wrote one of (if not the) most interesting and innovative missions around (ninjas go on missions, not adventures). This guy is a hidden gem that more people should be looking to

@ipr.bsky.social mention at 32:00 Love you guys! www.breakupgamingsociety.com/episodes/nin...

Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway

Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp

Borgs against tyranny

NINJA BORG says fuck ICE and fuck Trump. Don't like it, well fuck you. #fuckice #fucktrump #fuckyou

The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO

Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.

@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy... Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026

Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death

If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.

This shit is as NINJA BORG as it gets www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op39...

AKA Bonjas

A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.

The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!

Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck itch.io/s/167791/coo...

Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff! www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut... #beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr

You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG www.ninjaborg.com

Be careful visiting booth 3701 because you just might get attacked by... NINJAS! NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!

Halfway through Ninjember!

Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills

Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo #frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern