Closing in on the first 100 follows… raise your fist in glory and defiance! Join Five-Finger Death Cock Clan!

FIRST EXPANSION adds a bunch of new-old shit like more weapons and swag, a bunch of new-new shit like day jobs and lairs. New douchebags like the AI Tech Bro and ICE Agent. New allies like William Tecumseh Sherman. New missions. So much new, it's packed full! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

NINJAS ASSEMBLE! Get your ninja pants on and rock the fuck out with FIRST EXPANSION! Legendary guitars, ninja lairs, new douchebags, new missions, maybe even more cool shit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

You know what cool ninjas do after downloading things from a bundle? That rate those things FIVE stars, that's what they do.

Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!

Karate chop those ICE fuckers AND get the full core edition of NINJA BORG along with over 1400 other games for $10? Sign the fuck up now!

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NINJA BORG all up in that bundle. #fuckice

NINJA BORG is just one of the 1439 things you can get when you tell DHS to go fuck themselves in this rad bundle. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

We here at the dojo worked with Gaffy on NINJA BORG and it was a black belt experience! The Gaffster wrote one of (if not the) most interesting and innovative missions around (ninjas go on missions, not adventures). This guy is a hidden gem that more people should be looking to

@ipr.bsky.social mention at 32:00 Love you guys! www.breakupgamingsociety.com/episodes/nin...

Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway

Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp

Borgs against tyranny

NINJA BORG says fuck ICE and fuck Trump. Don't like it, well fuck you. #fuckice #fucktrump #fuckyou

The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO

Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.

@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy... Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026

Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death

If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.

This shit is as NINJA BORG as it gets www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op39...

AKA Bonjas

A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.

The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!

Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck itch.io/s/167791/coo...

Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff! www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut... #beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr

You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG www.ninjaborg.com

Be careful visiting booth 3701 because you just might get attacked by... NINJAS! NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!

Halfway through Ninjember!

Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills

Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo #frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern

#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.

Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!

Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.

Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.

Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.

As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER! 30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!

#NINJEMBER is nigh upon us! 30 days of ninjtastic prompts that culminate on Intergalactic Ninja Day! Sharpen your swords, chop your melons, and steel yourself as #mörktober comes to a close

NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice

It’s almost NINJEMBER, motherfuckers!

TFW you get almost completely cleared out of your inventory on the game you just released seven weeks ago

Throwing sidekicks and throat punches at the University of DePaul today. If you’re around look for the ninjas

Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.

Haha. Look at this baby-tummy

That's right motherfucker

This is how you announce that NINJA BORG has arrived motherfuckers!

NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com

NINJA TERMINATOR on a 17” black and white Zenith and JVC VHS player, the one with the big colored buttons on the front. Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…