I've decided to re-publish the Ninja Borg OST on a new bandcamp page for my various... apocryphal releases: birdsilhouette.bandcamp.com/album/ninja-... Just makes it a little less confusing if you go to Bong Coffin and get an chiptune OST. Plus there might be more nonsense from me in future.

It's #bandcampfriday so it'd be extra rad if you checked out some Bong Coffin releases. bongcoffin.bandcamp.com

there is nothing sexier than righteous, unbridled rage

Is it just me or is bandcamp running like shit?

We are the dead.

What. WHAT. theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

@somemorenews.bsky.social As a non-US citizen I would definitely vote for Warmbo2028

In other hobby news I finally caved and am starting a Tanith 1st and Only Army.

Also everyone else should be buying Bong Coffin merch. www.bongcoffin.com/shop

Whoever it was who recently bought Bong Coffin merch, please let me know when it arrives and/or send pics if you're cool with that. Would love to see people repping.

bringing back my spookiest post

Oh yeah. That's the stuff.

Deep down I want to make the gnarliest most nihilistic industrial music but I honestly don't know how.

What an endorsement!

Good morning Bluesky !

When you're looking for a political quote and notice the website has quotes from FRASER fuckin' ANNING. Talk about burying the dog whistle.

Our guitarist worshiping at the Altar of the Iommic with our cover of Black Sabbath last weekend.

Ditched trying to use my own domain, seems like the record for connecting it to Bluesky breaks constantly. Thanks namecheap.

Fuck. We look like a real band.

..the moment when i realise despite my enourmous Ork collection I'm still a couple of short and have to go scrounging in my 'spare minis i got given once' box

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n74x... instead of making y'all watch the whole video, might as well skip to the good bit

oops i signed up for a 40k tourney for beginners at my FLGS. I don't own the 10th rulebook I don't own a codex NewRecruit indicates that none of my collections (except probably my Orks) can make a 2000 point army anymore. God damnit.

To paraphrase a young lady I saw speaking in a vid I watched last week, "Fascism is a temper tantrum masquerading as an ideology" Delightfully spot-on. Tho I don't think it's entirely accurate to say they're children. Because kids possess empathy, whereas Nazis are terrified and confused by it.

Who wants 50 minutes of live Bong Coffin?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax0M...

The Bong Coffin website has been revamped! Go here for links to all our music, and to access our Merch store! There's now a selection of Men's + Woman's Shirts, as well as Long-sleeves, Jumpers and Hoodies! www.bongcoffin.com

My timeline is absolutely packed with Wizard discourse, thanks @asterionhex.monster I just want to add I wrote the lyrics "Toke the Flame of Udûn //Dank fire will not avail you//Demon of the deep" and it's one of my favourites.

if your mental image of the word "wizard" is anything that would NOT be airbrushed on the side of a kickass van, someone has failed you

a wizard smoking a bong and fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the bong with its fire breath

Making some Trench Crusade minis for a friend and I'm almost jealous - I think I did a better job on the kitbashing and paint than I did for my own warband.

I bought a mixed cheese platter the other week when my parents came around for Father's Day and didn't end up getting the cheeses out. I thought I'd treat myself to some Camembert. Nope. The dog decided it was their right to have the whole fuckin' wheel.

It is an incredible feeling that now when I say stupid pseudo-phillisophical Dune-inpired stuff, my friends now reply with the Fremen phrase Bi-lal Khaifa

I'm pretty over all of it today.

you need a Zonos you gotta have a Vebee you have to register for an Oppu account a Glorbo Premium account is required

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

The walls are closing in, Squeezing the last hope, We are running out of thread, Thinning the World's edge... A black wind is rising, And HIS wings envelop, When the end of time has come, Will we find Elysium?

bongcoffin.bandcamp.com Bandcamp Friday! Buy some Doom!

If I ever had to split Bong Coffin into two projects based on theme it would obviously have to be 'God Emperor of Riffs' and 'Khazad Doom'

A masterclass in how to use your platform and privilege, from Hugh Bonneville at the Downton movie premiere.

Rick Astley has the opportunity to do something incredible.

Comin' at you from every side! Bandcamp Friday is in two days and then I finally get to release this! My first officially released partnership w/ Fiadh - though a few more are already in the works ;)

FYI - the Y-Wing is not intended for dogfighting with TIE Interceptors...

But can he help me beat Beaver Bother?!

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Break your chains Free your selves Dependency Ends this day Cleanse the spirit The body and the soul Build anew The Known Universe Burn the machine! Exalt the mind!

The only reason I'm not tricking my friend into starting 40k 4th edition is I'd have to buy twice as many minis for a valid Guard Army (and the 3rd Ed. Necron codex was a bit OP from my memories of cackling gleefully at We'll Be Back rolls)

youtu.be/jrK90XJfqRs?... I cannot praise the Diablo soundtrack enough. No Diablo title has matched this atmosphere. It is eclectic in a way that few dark fantasy soundtracks have dared to be since.

Found my X52 Hotas and ordered a replacement PS/2 connector. I'll be traversing the stars the proper way soon.

Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable Me: That won’t be necessary