Who wants 50 minutes of live Bong Coffin?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax0M...

The Bong Coffin website has been revamped! Go here for links to all our music, and to access our Merch store! There's now a selection of Men's + Woman's Shirts, as well as Long-sleeves, Jumpers and Hoodies! www.bongcoffin.com

My timeline is absolutely packed with Wizard discourse, thanks @asterionhex.monster I just want to add I wrote the lyrics "Toke the Flame of Udûn //Dank fire will not avail you//Demon of the deep" and it's one of my favourites.

if your mental image of the word "wizard" is anything that would NOT be airbrushed on the side of a kickass van, someone has failed you

a wizard smoking a bong and fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the bong with its fire breath

Making some Trench Crusade minis for a friend and I'm almost jealous - I think I did a better job on the kitbashing and paint than I did for my own warband.

I bought a mixed cheese platter the other week when my parents came around for Father's Day and didn't end up getting the cheeses out. I thought I'd treat myself to some Camembert. Nope. The dog decided it was their right to have the whole fuckin' wheel.

It is an incredible feeling that now when I say stupid pseudo-phillisophical Dune-inpired stuff, my friends now reply with the Fremen phrase Bi-lal Khaifa

I'm pretty over all of it today.

you need a Zonos you gotta have a Vebee you have to register for an Oppu account a Glorbo Premium account is required

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

The walls are closing in, Squeezing the last hope, We are running out of thread, Thinning the World's edge... A black wind is rising, And HIS wings envelop, When the end of time has come, Will we find Elysium?

bongcoffin.bandcamp.com Bandcamp Friday! Buy some Doom!

If I ever had to split Bong Coffin into two projects based on theme it would obviously have to be 'God Emperor of Riffs' and 'Khazad Doom'

A masterclass in how to use your platform and privilege, from Hugh Bonneville at the Downton movie premiere.

Rick Astley has the opportunity to do something incredible.

Comin' at you from every side! Bandcamp Friday is in two days and then I finally get to release this! My first officially released partnership w/ Fiadh - though a few more are already in the works ;)

FYI - the Y-Wing is not intended for dogfighting with TIE Interceptors...

But can he help me beat Beaver Bother?!

Some people are ninjas. Some people are baby-tummies. Be a ninja. Still time to preorder and get NINJA BORG—the greatest TTRPG ever—at a discount. #ninjas #ninjaborg #fuckthatjeffguywhatstoleyourfavoritesimonandgarfunkelcassette ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Break your chains Free your selves Dependency Ends this day Cleanse the spirit The body and the soul Build anew The Known Universe Burn the machine! Exalt the mind!

The only reason I'm not tricking my friend into starting 40k 4th edition is I'd have to buy twice as many minis for a valid Guard Army (and the 3rd Ed. Necron codex was a bit OP from my memories of cackling gleefully at We'll Be Back rolls)

youtu.be/jrK90XJfqRs?... I cannot praise the Diablo soundtrack enough. No Diablo title has matched this atmosphere. It is eclectic in a way that few dark fantasy soundtracks have dared to be since.

Found my X52 Hotas and ordered a replacement PS/2 connector. I'll be traversing the stars the proper way soon.

Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable Me: That won’t be necessary

Current vibe

TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE

The totally ridiculous but totally awesome OST for Ninja Borg is live where one can stream music. bongcoffin.bandcamp.com/album/ninja-... ampwall.com/a/bongcoffin...

It's fuckin' here! But seriously this game its nuts in the best way and it's been a privilege to be part of the inner circle. @liberludorum.com and @rugosekohn.com are the finest Sensei you could have.

Nothing like an oncoming cold to make you crave delivery pizza.

I realise i have a slowly growing collection of actually painted oldhammer. I decided to paint the Advanced Heroquest minis that I've had knocking about for around a decade now.

Just putting it out there I'd be keen to do vocals for people if you're keen on my brand of growling screaming nonsense.

Alright I’m no longer selling to the US on Pit Trap Shop, because the Swedish Post just announced that they will no longer send packages there. I’ll probably have to refund any unfulfilled orders I have because this begins tomorrow and I’m out of the country until Monday. Thanks Trump.

I lost it at the influencer blahaj

I already did one Transgressive cover this year. I decided that was not nearly enough and I did another. The vocals were really fun to do, and @legendarium.bsky.social absolutely killed it on the solo!

My incredible friends from CorDiscord gave me the most amazing Bday. From having Josh surprise me w/ gifts and take me to lunch last weekend, to an emotional virtual hangout, to making this *insane* tribute... I love you all so much My heart is full cordiscordelysium.bandcamp.com/album/alicia...

repost every time

midnight hobo

So starting an Guard army for 40k. Have already bought the Combat Patrol. Don't really want to do Cadians or be necesarrily constrained into just Cadian kitbashes... So instead of inventing one regiment, my brain is deep into lorecrafting an entire sector with multiple regiments...

Hells to the yeah!

there were ships of shapes and sizes, scattered out along the bay, and i thought I heard her calling, as the steamer pulled away! the invaders must have seen them, as across the coast the filed, standing firm between them...

Everyone stop what you're doing and buy some Bong Coffin Vinyl - we make basically no money on it, so this shill-post is just about making me feel good about myself. elasticstage.com/bongcoffin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNpQ... SPACE! It's big and scary and you'll probably go crazy and get lost in its infinite depths.

Aaaand it fucking broke again.

My hobbies are @hbomberguy.bsky.social / @iwriteok.bsky.social / @miniminuteman.bsky.social

This is super close to hitting it's funding goal. It's super cool and awesome and you should back it.

Found my PDF for @jewelknightjess.com's PaintSlam If you count Scenery and when I've gone back and done bases for armies I've already painted, we're looking at 237 minis I've worked on this year. I'm not 100% but this might be one of my most productive years yet, for sheer variety.