Ladies and gentlemen... the Aristocrats!

Whoa. Seeing that someone named GREGGT is dominating all three leaderboards on the Runtime Challenge over at oscers.com/runtimes.html. #oncinema cc @vfa-expert.bsky.social @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Check out Don Junior's face as he explores every emotion

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Loving the preview of @jamesgunn.bsky.social SUPERMAN film, cannot wait to see Krypto in action! In ancient days, I did the art for the Krypto entry for DC's Who's Who! Good times.

This weekend sports guy in Beaumont, Texas isn’t fucking around

I’m just a boy standing in front of a social media audience asking once again that the tagline for the poster of this movie be “How does the same thing happen to the same Santa twice?”

I really hadn't considered how @jamesgunn.bsky.social's #Superman trailer release might impact shipping logistics in Africa

Nice supermanmovie.net

Which Muppets *definitely* did cocaine in the 1970s?

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

Not sure it matters what the shooter's political ideology is. What's more relevant/actionable is the fact that his rage was widely understood by Americans, who by the way just reelected Trump. Hard to convince voters of the stakes of preserving a system that immiserated them.

chilling

Shit-posting has begun on the Yelp for a McDonald's in Altoona, PA. 1.5 stars? How low can they go? www.yelp.com/biz/mcdonald...

my head canon

hunks are dangerous and must be punished

I saw Wicked before you did! #filmbuff #expert #antman #VFA

This is beautiful. Keeping the movie-going experience alive.

Nice try, playa. Come for @vfa-expert.bsky.social’s crown, you best not miss

Wicked (2024)

Movies.

Take a drink every time these doofs say “107 days out” youtu.be/dZOpWp02WVs?...

JARS OF CLAY IS ON HERE

This is how you’d say someone was gay in 1940s Georgia

Post a #Superman (well, #Superboy).

Post a #Superman

Bob Dylan should make a movie where he plays Timothee Chalamet

CM Punk, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

We’re already in the “oh thank goodness it’s just Doug Burgum” phase

Another piece of old Austin gobbled up by a soulless corporation

Interesting piece of expertise: The first James Bond book was published in 1953. Bogie died in 1957. A four-year window of opportunity for Bogart-as-Bond, that was sadly squandered by Hollywood.

Hyperlibs are saying that Biden should resign so Kamala can be president for a short period of time. That’s the absolute wrong thing to do. Biden should fire Kamala. He should then appoint Hunter Biden as VP, then resign, and let us have the coolest Près we’ve ever had.

Game over