Andrew Rosas
@andrewrosas.bsky.social
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Writer for Dropout and Host of Boyfriend Material podcast
This is the moderate position
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These three spirits could have been an email
3 months ago
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This is actually more interest than most guys show on first dates
4 months ago
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Target voter for Elon’s party
9 months ago
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The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York
10 months ago
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The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen
10 months ago
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Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec
10 months ago
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The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park
10 months ago
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Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die
10 months ago
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Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens
10 months ago
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The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there
10 months ago
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Why do electric cars sound like this?
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12 months ago
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I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years
12 months ago
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A.R. Moxon
12 months ago
I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message
12 months ago
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This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding
about 1 year ago
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Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you?
about 1 year ago
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The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City
about 1 year ago
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Friend -Wanna see a show tonight? Me - hell yeah Friend -band goes on at 11. *my body creaks like a Spanish galleon at berth*
about 1 year ago
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You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
about 1 year ago
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Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned
about 1 year ago
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A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there
about 1 year ago
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It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE
about 1 year ago
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The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?” No, you just started singing
about 1 year ago
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We now go live to Drake
about 1 year ago
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The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
about 1 year ago
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I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed
about 1 year ago
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They should invent a successful company that’s not pure and unrepentant evil
about 1 year ago
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Don’t frown because it’s over, smile because you outlived America
about 1 year ago
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He’s doing it for the plot
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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America feels like this scene right now
about 1 year ago
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*sits in front of the parole board* Hello Sharks
about 1 year ago
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Love the Democrats bragging about being better Conservatives ghouls. What a thoroughly cooked party
about 1 year ago
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Other kids actually learning while my smug adhd ass was in “gifted and talented” playing with these shits
about 1 year ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
about 1 year ago
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“ISH” LMAOOOO
about 1 year ago
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Of all the Vings, Rhames is my favorite
about 1 year ago
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What A Time To Be Alive
about 1 year ago
Folks,
@andrewrosas.bsky.social
joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Mystery balls on an Aussie beach 🇦🇺 -The world’s thinnest pasta 🍝🔬 -The Japanese PM not being able to smoke 🇯🇵🚬 -& more!
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Me and who?
about 1 year ago
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Democrats still thinking they can “um actually” the public into seeing the GOP as the frauds they are. “But Trump started the TikTok ban!” Shut the fuck up loser and material improve someone’s life
about 1 year ago
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One of my favorite things about this app is people don’t get jokes
about 1 year ago
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Let this be a lesson kids, you too can smoke 100 cigarettes a day and live to 78. RIP David Lynch
about 1 year ago
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First painting of the year had to be Luigi
about 1 year ago
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Dials cracking and steam hissing from the “about to get divorced” machine
about 1 year ago
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People who think it’s an arsonist in LA are dumb as shit
about 1 year ago
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What they’re not reporting is Jimmy Carter went for a cop’s gun
over 1 year ago
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Got all my money in a 501k *20 bucks my jean pocket
over 1 year ago
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Last portrait of the year with the boy himself.
over 1 year ago
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Everyone in my family likes overdone to slightly burnt popcorn and it so sad they will never see heaven
over 1 year ago
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Delighted to report that Strong Bad Emails and Teen Girl Squad are still incredibly funny. One of the best things to ever come out of the Internet
over 1 year ago
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