Andrew Rosas
@andrewrosas.bsky.social
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Writer for Dropout, MovieWeb, and Rule Of Threes Quarterly Host of Boyfriend Material podcast
This is actually more interest than most guys show on first dates
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Target voter for Elon’s party
5 months ago
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The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York
6 months ago
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The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen
6 months ago
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Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec
6 months ago
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The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park
6 months ago
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Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die
6 months ago
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Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens
6 months ago
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The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there
7 months ago
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Why do electric cars sound like this?
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8 months ago
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I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years
8 months ago
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A.R. Moxon
8 months ago
I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message
8 months ago
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This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding
9 months ago
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Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you?
9 months ago
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The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City
9 months ago
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Friend -Wanna see a show tonight? Me - hell yeah Friend -band goes on at 11. *my body creaks like a Spanish galleon at berth*
9 months ago
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You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
10 months ago
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Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned
10 months ago
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A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there
10 months ago
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It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE
10 months ago
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The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?” No, you just started singing
10 months ago
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We now go live to Drake
10 months ago
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The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
10 months ago
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I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed
10 months ago
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They should invent a successful company that’s not pure and unrepentant evil
11 months ago
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Don’t frown because it’s over, smile because you outlived America
11 months ago
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He’s doing it for the plot
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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America feels like this scene right now
11 months ago
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*sits in front of the parole board* Hello Sharks
11 months ago
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Love the Democrats bragging about being better Conservatives ghouls. What a thoroughly cooked party
11 months ago
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Other kids actually learning while my smug adhd ass was in “gifted and talented” playing with these shits
11 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
11 months ago
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“ISH” LMAOOOO
11 months ago
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Of all the Vings, Rhames is my favorite
11 months ago
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What A Time To Be Alive
11 months ago
Folks,
@andrewrosas.bsky.social
joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Mystery balls on an Aussie beach 🇦🇺 -The world’s thinnest pasta 🍝🔬 -The Japanese PM not being able to smoke 🇯🇵🚬 -& more!
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Me and who?
11 months ago
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Democrats still thinking they can “um actually” the public into seeing the GOP as the frauds they are. “But Trump started the TikTok ban!” Shut the fuck up loser and material improve someone’s life
11 months ago
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One of my favorite things about this app is people don’t get jokes
11 months ago
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Let this be a lesson kids, you too can smoke 100 cigarettes a day and live to 78. RIP David Lynch
11 months ago
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First painting of the year had to be Luigi
11 months ago
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Dials cracking and steam hissing from the “about to get divorced” machine
11 months ago
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People who think it’s an arsonist in LA are dumb as shit
11 months ago
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What they’re not reporting is Jimmy Carter went for a cop’s gun
12 months ago
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Got all my money in a 501k *20 bucks my jean pocket
12 months ago
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Last portrait of the year with the boy himself.
12 months ago
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Everyone in my family likes overdone to slightly burnt popcorn and it so sad they will never see heaven
12 months ago
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Delighted to report that Strong Bad Emails and Teen Girl Squad are still incredibly funny. One of the best things to ever come out of the Internet
12 months ago
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Massachusetts towns ranked from best to worcest
12 months ago
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I’ll believe it when they prove it yesterday
12 months ago
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