WARE R'YEEWWWW?!?!?!

FAVRIT ACTOR DENNEHY FAVRIT DRINK O'DOULS BEARS HAWKS SOX BULLS

Bill Maher still being on air is one of the most embarrassing media legacies of all time. Nobody likes him, he's not funny, just a crappy grandpa scold slinging gruel for political moderates. A grievance machine from the cracker factory. Shame on HBO for keeping his boring, insufferable ass around.

Megyn Kelly shouldn't be fed into a woodchipper. I think she should trip and fall into a haunted swamp and be dragged down by undead ghosts of sexual assault victims, who then forcefully eject her out of the muck, wildly arc her through the air, only to land conveniently in an active woodchipper.

Steph Curry is an honorary boomer. I don't care if that makes a lick of sense to anyone but me. It's true. He needs Sea Bond.

Personally, I'm excited for America's first goofy "Weekend at Bernie's" style Presidency, especially in the midst of all the damning emails

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Very crazy archival interview moment from MR. SCORSESE: After THE KING OF COMEDY flopped in 1982, "I hope that one day in 2019, someone takes it and does a pastiche of it with Taxi Driver, but also makes it about Batman's main enemy, The Joker. I think that would be box office gold, quite frankly."

new york has elected a mayor who i know for a fact has been in the same room as a person wearing one of my shirts

@nytimes.com how dare you

Per rules of Halloween transference, everyone actually gets two more days of Halloween this year to cover a technical Halloweekend event. Very exciting, let's keep up the celebration!

I never watch baseball, ever. But I decided to tune in for this World Series and holy shit this is so so funny, I'm in SICKO mode let's GO 'TIL DAWN!!!

this is so good youtu.be/g1Og5Tg_Jyo?... this persons channel has thousands of weird videos unfortunately they have gotten into AI lately :( if memory serves i saw this because of @zeepeegeebee.bsky.social so thankz zane

I was carded when buying a 17+ video game today. I'm 37. I don't understand how I am supposed to feel about this.

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

Kind of hard not to imagine Mee Maw's Titty Baby struggling with a disbanding of DEI

Finally attended the State Fair of Texas. Unfortunately nothing like this managed to happen

Me, slipping on a banana peel and pinwheeling across a floor covered in marbles until I land headfirst into a mop bucket and my pants fall down: "This is ILLEGAL!"

Celebrity Deathmatch: The Smashing Machine vs. The Whale

WEEK 9 of 13 Weeks of Halloween from us at @terrorvisionvids.bsky.social! This week we did a repress of one of our first releases, NORWAY. Very dope movie about a vampire that can’t stop dancing/moving or he will die. Incredibly vibrant, weird, and a great soundtrack.

The perfect ending, the only ending you'd expect

I can't imagine being a rotten asshole like this to someone who I'd known since they were a kid. No amount of riches can make you less of a smelly turd person at heart. Especially when you're famous for ripping off Roald Dahl books. Forever lonesome, forever disgusting, fame & fortune mean nothing.

A beautiful set of engagement photos from a happy couple so fully in love

Thank you to all my brothers in movies who complimented my Victorville Film Archives t-shirt at #FantasticFest today, it is nice to be in the presence of true fellow #buffs and eating #popcorn together #Itsmovieyime

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

STELLA (2005)

"Everything dies, Louise, That's a fact, But maybe everything that dies someday comes back, So put your George Burns wig on, Or make Cher look shitty, And give me gambling tips In Atlantic City"

People like to talk about the Criterion Collection half-off sale, but that happens all the time, what they really should be focusing on is the always reasonably priced fan merchandise for THE WHALE that is readily available on Redbubble

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Paul Thomas Anderson play the villain in Happy Gilmore 3 Challenge

rfk jr talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like the necronomicon

SPAGHETT SUMMER! www.businessinsider.com/spaghett-rec...

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

"Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable" is a phrase this delirious butt barf overhead as he was helped past a group of career electricians explaining to FBI officials why the sheer amount of concentrated fecal particulate in the White House keeps accidentally tripping the smoke alarms.

I performed an emergency adult circumcision on George Clooney, and when it was over he pretended like it hadn't happened and just left

Thank you so much for your one time purchase of our product. As a gesture of gratitude for your patronage, we will now send you two to three emails a day despite the fact that you made sure to ask us not to. If you choose to unsubscribe from our inbox clogging, kindly offer an explanation.

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." - James Baldwin

Here's how you can help those impacted by the catastrophic flooding in Texas Hill Country, along with safety tips for dealing with flood warnings and what to do when you encounter flood waters.

If you’re reading this, you know my politics. Children dying isn’t political; it’s heartbreaking.

Hello, Texan here! 👋 Justifying death and destruction because you assume you know how the victims voted makes you as much of a genocidal freak as any of the other varieties of genocidal freaks that seem to be thriving in 2025.

So much of what is awful about this fascist right wing time in this country can be chalked up to a deep failure of empathy, and if this is your reaction to the news that a bunch of girls at summer camp drowned, then congratulations, you are a fascist too.

DEEPEST, BLUEST, MY HAT IS LIKE A UNION PIN

Mr. Ed asking life's tough questions: