Back after forgetting this exists again

Where did the last 18 years go? I don’t understand!

I forgot again but I’m back

I forgot this app existed for a sec

My 1st grader came home to tell me he learned about George Washington today and that his “new teeth” were hippo teeth. Anyway I told him they were ripped out of Enslaved People’s mouths.

Watching Vance & Trump bully President Zelensky all the way down to him not wearing a suit legitimately made me cry. They’re such nasty men.

"Why don't you wear a suit?"

if you’re looking for a kick in the pants to get you motivated, these were handed out at CPAC today

So sorry for the confusion, that was AI.

I like campfires. I love it so much I have campfire and cricket sounds playing for me to fall asleep. It reminds me of when I was 10 & we’d go tent camping- the sounds helped me sleep then too.

My 7 year old started asking me about atomic bombs so it lead to us talking about Hiroshima & Nagasaki, which lead us to the Manhattan Project, which led us to the bomb sites in New Mexico, which led us to talking about the government lying to people who lived in the surrounding areas, 1/2

Do I think The Notebook is a bit problematic? Yeah. Did I causally put it on to fold laundry thinking it would have no effect on me? Also yeah. Am I crying at 2am folding laundry? Again, also yeah.

I’m not planning on leaving the US, but also I have a NHS number…

I spent ~ $30 to overnight a money order for certified copies of something to an out of state court and they sent it back via snail mail only to let me know I gave them $1.50 too much and have to send it all back. 😀 So anyway. Pay attention in 3rd grade math I guess.

and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness

I got pre workout, but I haven’t drank it in a while, and I’m also on adderall for my adhd. I didn’t want to overload my heart so today I only drank the pre workout to see how my body responds. Fell asleep. I fell asleep.

It’s silly that toxic masculinity says glitter is only for girls and not for boys because fireworks are sky glitter. If not glitter, why shaped like glitter?

Yall get that thing where you get sick when you eat red meat? Cause I’m tired of it 😂 Seafood makes me sick. Red meat makes me sick. I’m gonna have to go vegan again. I can’t live on chicken & pork. It’s weird meat.

This isn’t a symptom of a “detox” either. I’ve been like this since I can remember & the insomnia runs in my family. I’m vibin with AuDHD, OCD, CPTSD, PMDD- like, I need to sleep and I cannot 😂

Idk I think Lady Gaga walking around in a meat suit again would help me.

We’re dealing with a coup and a slew of human rights issues and I’m supposed to just go to parent teacher conference like nothing’s going on.

I just saw someone ask “how do we get our family that doesn’t believe we need to prepare and be prepared for everything happening right now & if we have to leave?” Bud. I’m not. (1/2)

PLEASE! For the love of God, give us and edit option 😭😭

Oh weird. I wonder why they didn’t like that comment 🙄

Just to add a break into the chaos of the feed… I made egg bites to freeze today with potatoes, onion, bacon, and cheese and they were great. 10/10.

We keep saying they want 1930s Germany, but a reminder about the USA in the 1920s: -Tulsa Massacre as well as Rosewood -Resurgence of the KKK -Immigration Act of 1924 -Resurgence of Lynching -Continued strict enforcement of Jim Crow Laws - The Scopes Trial where teaching science was put on trial

We could’ve had down payment assistance for buying homes, medication caps, restrictions on grocery & gas price gouging, higher tax breaks for parents… And now we have Guantanamo Bay & mass deportation instead…. Cool.

Just kidding, it wasn’t Stick It. I’m watching Charlie’s Angels and it’s deffo Drew Barrymore 😌

Same & I really had a hard time figuring out the whole “do I want her or do I want to be her” situation 😂

DVD hunting is so fucking fun. These were all on my list & there were an others I had to leave behind. 😭 Charlie’s angels, dogma, uptown girls, & deathproof have been so hard to find. I’m trying to find Drop Dead Gorgeous but that one’s so niche I’m gonna have a hard time finding that one.

My 6 year old started singing a piece of What Does the Fox Say while I was packing lunches & I kept singing the rest of it. I was (20) when it came out- he looked confused & I was like where did you hear that bit? He said Fortnite so I said “oh you have no idea what a fox says, hold on” (1/2)

Having trouble sleeping? Watch this and don’t think about the news for 17 minutes so you can reset your brain: Ranking BIRDS youtu.be/2oNb_jJynsE

Can someone who can DO SOMETHING LOOK INTO THIS fox4kc.com/business/pre...

I know it's popular to compare Cybertrucks to dumpsters but I was behind one in traffic yesterday and I was getting more of a dingy motel hallway ice machine vibe.

Oh weird? They blocked me? Why would they do that? *context: post was about how if ICE & co show up, you don’t know shit about shit. *also the post talked about dehumanizing language but they don’t care. so. 🙄

Color me not surprised that the company that makes standard issue glasses for the Military is taking part in this. Nothing screams manly dickhead more than Oakleys.

Not someone angry I’m not a n/zi sympathizer. These people are insane.

To the republicans who constantly said they had trans or LGBTQ+ kids/ family/ friends and continued to spout off that they loved those people and that voting for Trump wasn’t a vote against those people… Do you feel like a dumb cunt yet or no? Because I think your love is null and void.

I know the answer is ✨no✨ but like nothing’s gonna be done about trump admitting to musk interfering with voting? No? Okay cool. Just checking.

It’s really important that we get out of the habit of doom scrolling, especially in the evening before bed. Here’s what I’ve been trying to do instead 🫶🏻

The best part about this is the people that sucked Jill’s asshole who got mad at us for saying she’s grifting… “No she’s not! She’s here for change” Yeah what tf ever.

I am BEGGING yall who shop for Instacart to PLEASE check the surface tension of the grapes when you’re picking them out so they’re not all mushy. Please 😭 I know sometimes that’s all they got, but also please check anyway 😭

Hey make sure you’re not using period apps. And if you are, be weary. I track mine in my junk journal, and then I have ovulation test strips. I know it’s amazon and fuck Amazon, but the price is cheap and I’m ballin on a budget, sorry yall. If anyone has 1/2

Musk is still vibin with Aspie Supremacy continuing his “aspergers” diagnosis that was removed from the DSM in 2013. Are we surprised the man that thinks he’s got the “better” autism diagnosis acts like this? (1/2)

Who wore it better

*my 6 year old being a turd* Me: “Bro if you don’t quit it I’m gonna drop you off at the fire station” Little dude: “I’ll drop you off at the police station” Sir. My good sir. Touché.