Hvil I fred Johnny Reimar. Tusind tak for musikken.

It'll be ten years next year since my darling Mr. O was taken from me. I still miss him like crazy. 😢

Meanwhile in Rome...

WE'VE BEATEN ENGLAND! WE'VE ACTUALLY BEATEN ENGLAND! Today just gets better and better. GET THE FUCK IN! #SixNations #ITAvENG

How the bloody hell did we manage to beat the French?! Holy fucking moly! 😲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #AsOne #SIxNations

Håber han rådner op i helvede. Slyngel. Holly og Jessica kan endelig hvile i fred.

FECKING YES!!!!! GET IN!!!!! #CalcuttaCup #AsOne #SCOvENG

Birthday on Wednesday. That is all.

And, now it's been made official that THEY'VE been allowed to stay in the competition, I'm tendering my resignation from the contest too until the EBU finally see sense* and expel them outright. *which they won't. RIP Eurovision. It was nice knowing you. Owen would be appalled.

Quelle surprise. That's me not watching next year, then, nor will I be blogging about the contest. I'll still listen to the songs but, apart from that, it's a full boycott from me. You made me do this, EBU. Fuck you and the horses you rode in on.

This has been stuck in my head all morning. Get the barrels stocked, America. The Scots (and, hopefully, the Irish if we get past the play-offs) are invading next summer. 😁🥃

The part Scottie in me is happy that they're going to the World Cup next year. On the other hand, they were playing us, and I'm kinda gutted that we're heading to the play-offs instead. Sigh.

Ian Watkins got shanked in Wakey Gaol the other day and some people think it's OK to play his former band's music again. NO IT ISN'T. HE WAS A COMPLETE WRONGUN. GET HIM OFF YOUR PLAYLISTS. ARE YOU LOT OUT OF YOUR TINY FUCKING MINDS?!

New banner image! Saw this sticker in Tacoma last weekend, and it's perfect.

The name Nathaniel is stupid. You're either Nathan or Daniel, you can't have both.

I wholeheartedly disapprove of this. WTF are we even playing at? If Isr**l are there next year, I won't be going to the event itself or watching it on the TV, and will be boycotting the show outright. And this saddens me because I love Eurovision but THAT country is going everything it stands for. 🙄

Speaking as a Tranmere Rovers, St. Helens and FC Copenhagen fan, I'd rather wear a Liverpool, Wigan Warriors or Brøndby IF shirt. This is vile. 🤢

I missed my usual 'in memoriam' post three days ago but, in my defence, I wasn't feeling my best and just wanted to mourn and grieve in peace. RIP my darling Owen. It's now been eight years without you and it still isn't fair or easy. I still love you and still miss you so much. 💔

If he's really punched someone to the point of them needing CPR then he's even more of a shithead than I first thought. I lost my husband to a one-punch maniac almost eight years ago. He fell into a coma from which he never regained conciousness. Hope they throw the key away this time. Arsehole.

NO! NOT OZZY! 😭

RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Thank you for the music. 😢

Wasps and hornets are nature's wankers. Just been stung by one of the little fuckers and it hurts like an absolute bastard. PS: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Not feeling at my best today so I'm chilling by listening to a bit of Lady Gaga (amongst others). Ah, bliss.

BREAKING NEWS: Boomer talks bollocks on Twitter for klout.

Oh fuck off Farage. Twat. 😡

"Always you will be part of me and I will forever feel your strength when I need it most, you're gone now, gone but not forgotten, I can't say this to your face but I know you hear, I'll see you again, you never really left, I feel you walk beside me, I know I'll see you again." 😭

Till @toffeeluce.bsky.social...

Reactivated my old mcneilmortensen Spotify and Last.fm accounts earlier. You know, the ones I originally shared with Mr. O? Spotify has some playlists that some dear friends and family made in his memory and Last has some old songs on it that we both loved. 😢💔

Liverpool / Everton FC København Tranmere Rovers / FC København

A certain person's account has been suspended on here. I couldn't see his awful posts anyway as we had each other blocked, but still, it's blissful now without him spewing his bile all over the place. He can stay on Twitter for all I care. Horrible man.

Two points in the public vote?! You miserable lot! #Eurovision

WE ARE BACK IN THE FINAL! Our lovely wee Faroese lassie made it. YAY! Please raise your glasses for Owen (my late husband for those not in the know) at song 22. (And song 9 for Terry Wogan.) Thanks guys. #Eurovision

BOOM!!! 🔥

Derby tomorrow. OH FUCK. 🙃

Looks like Italy understood the assignment. Vance meets the Pope and, over Easter, the Pope meets the Grim Reaper. That's one way of telling him he's not welcome. Bravo!

"Fly me up to where you are among the distant stars, I wish upon tonight to see you smile if only for a while to know you're there, a breath away's not far to where you are." My friend's discovered one of my 'remembering Owen' playlists on Spotify. I'm in bits now. 😭

The 75 biggest rivalries in world football. Shockingly, us and Brøndby (AKA Scumby) are missing off this list. It's a very intense atmosphere, especially at the Parken, and, like with Celtic and Rangers, we pretty much hate each other. It's not the New Firm Derby for nothing!

Nie mój cyrk, nie moje prącie.

Happy Mario Day! Here’s a list of names for Mario from ten languages… 10. French = Mario 9. Arabic = Mario 8. Finnish = Mario 7. Swedish = Mario 6. Spanish = Mario 5. Dutch = Mario 4. Turkish = Mario 3. Slovak = Mario 2. Portuguese = Mario 1. Japanese = Kyūjo Man (literally “Rescue Man”)

If only Finn hadn't missed that [EXPLETIVE] conversion yesterday...

A list of the five best phrases I've come across for strong winds: 5. Blowing half a pelican (Danish) 4. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian) 3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots) 2. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian) 1. It’s only wind when the sheep no longer have curls (German)

My nephew's getting married today. He's getting married at the same venue I did and I've already given him a photo of his other uncle (my late husband, Owen) to put into a locket so he knows he's with him every step of the way. Tissues are on standby. I just know I'm going to get all teary-eyed.

Speaking of which, Greenland's ours. Eff off, you orange buffoon.

Merry Christmas one and all! (I'm from Denmark. We celebrate on the 24th.)

MY SON (upon spying that my sisters-in-law have bought a damn elf on the bloody shelf for their youngest kids): "Daaaaaaddy, can I have one of those elf things?" No Jonas, we can't. I hate the f****** things!

BIRTHDAY INNIT.

Birthday tomorrow. That is all.

We beat Portugal in the WC qualifiers and we get Ireland. We lose and we get Scotland. My second team. HELP.

PERVE ALERT: @herne50.bsky.social. Now blocked.