This is absolutely disgusting. Glad she and Lee are both OK.

This morning's earworm comes from those lovely lads from McFly. Enjoy. 👂🏼🐛🎵

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

HE'S GONE! REJOICE! #Strictly #SCD

If the band ruin 'Thunderbirds Are Go' next week, I will be less than happy. That is all. #Strictly #SCD

Catching up with last night's Strictly. What the hell is going on in Jimmy's trouser department? Has he got a banana down there or is he just pleased to see us? #Strictly #SCD

Just seen the #Strictly spoiler. Not giving anything away but I'm absolutely buzzing with that result and he can jolly well get in the sea. 😏 #SCD

Due to me working the late shift tonight, I am unable to live-post during Strictly. I will catch up on the show tomorrow and hope and pray Tom gets voted off (as much as I adore Amy, he's just an arse). That is all.

Just found out that Lara off Gogglebox is the real-life sister of Bear Grylls, hence her mentioning there were no vowels in her maiden name. I thought her face looked familiar. Blimey! #Gogglebox

In memoriam...

"This is a white, private, slimline phone with no connection whatsoever to any business or trade... especially not one of foreign extraction!" RIP Patricia Routledge. Thank you for the laughs. 😢

Taylor's new album is FANTASTIC. 😍

Halloweenised my profile. I don't have an updated photo of me (yet) so there's an older one up for now. As you were. Carry on.

Tonight's earworm. Enjoy. 👂🏼🐛🎵

With over a month to go until Halloween, I have started incorporating spooky-themed songs into my daily playlists. If anyone wants to listen to my Hocus Pocus playlist, it's below. Enjoy.

SPOT THE SCAMMER: @princehamadwila.bsky.social. Some loser pretending to be an Arabic prince. This one also followed me. Now reported and blocked.

PSA;

Horror icons... as possums. They're perfect and I will not be taking critic at this time.

I'd love to see Mark Clattenburg wearing a bit of sparkle on Gladiators. 😂 (Well, if it's good enough for Nitro on Strictly...)

Strictly time soon. Will give my usual scores and whatnot here (and mainly whinge about Mr. Bosh still being there). Watch this space. #SCD #strictly

England's women have just done the double in the sporting world by winning both Euro 2025 in the football and the World Cup 2025 in the rugby union. Take note, men. Take note. #ENGvCAN #RWC2025

Helluva try from our Kildunne, there. Nice one lass. #ENGvCAN #RWC2025

Happy #RWC2025Final Day! An England win would be amazing at their home World Cup, A Canada win would be a fairytale ending. I’m treating this as a win/win for me, but it’s shaping up to be a cracker either way! #RWC2025 #ENGvCAN

How to support England in the Women's Rugby World Cup final without being a flagshagging racist: 1. Take your flag out of box. 2. Put it behind you. 3. Shout 'come on England' and cheer the girls on for 80 minutes. 4. Put your flag back in the box at the end of the game. You're welcome.

"What's the difference between MI5 and MI6?" "One." Oh, Jenny. 🤣 #Gogglebox

"If she's up there, who's flying the plane?" 🤣 #Taskmaster #TaskmasterUK

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

Let's assume Italy don't withdraw from Eurovision if THAT COUNTRY get expelled from the contest: can they somehow get Jack Savoretti to represent them in Vienna? You have no idea how much I adore that guy. Or, failing that, Nek will do nicely. #Eurovision #ESC

Hi! You're seeing this because someone noticed you posting an image that doesn't contain alt text. This is not a scolding! You are loved! But everyone needs to be convinced using alt text is socially mandatory. (I sure had to be shown the way as well!) Would you mind reading this🧵 about it and why?

They've known it for years.

YES MALTA! 🙌🏼

This, but make it a pub and, instead of your name, they know your order as soon as you walk through the door. 😆

And about time too! 🇵🇸🍉

Our ghost trail for this year features the late great Long Boi? A certain Greg James will be thrilled with that one. 😁🦆 (Just don't tell Ed Gamble...)

Poor Amy. Hasn't she suffered enough without having to be paired up with the Bosh Bozo this year?! 🤬 #StrictlyComeDancing #SCD

Going from a song called 'Grid Justice' to the theme tune from the F1 movie? My Spotify is not messing about today! 😆🏎️

Swear to God, if I hear Olivia Attwood banging on about Vaseline's gluta-hya body serum on Spotify ONE MORE TIME, I'll scream. Summer's over, love. The colder nights are drawing in. Move on. 🙄

People flying St George's flags is great. It helps me identify places that I don't want to live in.

Is that David Walliams and Matt Lucas pratting about and dancing on stage to Vindaloo? It certainly looked like them. 😁 #TOTP

The One Show have Mr. Bosh's mate Rylan on tonight to promote his (and Rinder's) new show. After all those comments he made on the other channel as well?! URGH. 🙄

SPOT THE SCAMMER/BOT: @kimyoungkwang003.bsky.social. New account with two garbled posts. This one also followed me. I shall report and block momentarily.

Strictly's back this weekend. So, on that basis, it's nice of Maisie to come dressed as the disco ball to mark the occasion. 🤣 #Taskmaster #TaskmasterUK

Why is it, whenever I tell someone to shut up singing (see also: drowning a cat) whilst I'm TRYING to watch Pointless, they start warbling louder? I can still hear said person warbling out of tune whilst I've got the telly on full blast. Grrrr! 😠

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday...

Candlelight, a poem. #disabledpoetry #queerpoets #poem #poetrysky #disabledpoets #lgbtqpoets

Good! 🏉

Finally getting round to watching the new series of Taskmaster. Not missing the gorgeous Maisie for any bugger. Let's see how this goes. 😁

Im fucking fuming! The ref is RIGHT THERE!! Wafer even calls it out!! That should have been an straight Red Card! It would have changed the whole match. Ireland were robbed #RWC2025 #FRAvIRE #Rugby #WomensRugby #WC25 #WRWC2025

The cheating little... whatever the French for 'cowbags' is! 😒 #WomensRWC2025 #FRAvIRE