Really EBU, really?

Quelle surprise. That's me not watching next year, then, nor will I be blogging about the contest. I'll still listen to the songs but, apart from that, it's a full boycott from me. You made me do this, EBU. Fuck you and the horses you rode in on.

And, now it's been made official that THEY'VE been allowed to stay in the competition, I'm tendering my resignation from the contest too until the EBU finally see sense* and expel them outright. *which they won't. RIP Eurovision. It was nice knowing you. Owen would be appalled.

I refuse to say his name but that vile c^nt FINALLY got what was coming to him. Tonight's news about someone's death actually made me shout an involuntary 'GOOD!' out loud. He's nonced off for the last time and is now burning 60,000 feet below. He didn't deserve a release date. Good riddance.

Just seen the Rangers and United results from last night. We won and they both got spectacularly hammered. EL-OH-FUCKING-EL. 🤣

Rivalry means eff all at the moment. What happened in this great city of ours yesterday was nothing short of shocking. Had my sister-in-law's kids over last night due to her and her wife being pretty shaken up. They're both OK, thank God. 💙🤍

Da supports the RS. Fuck that! 💙🤍

Oh fuck. I'm not going to hear the end of this from my sister-in-law and her missus now, am I? 🙈 (They're both at the Tin Mine and will be buzzing right about now. I can see you smirking, Kopshites. STOP IT.)

Nicked from Facebook. Justice for the 97. 💙❤️

Me? Jumping on a bandwagon? Never...

Ta-ra Warren. Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out of the Principality Stadium. Tit.

Good start to the Six Nations...

we go live to Greenland😜👌🔥😂🤣

FFS EVERTON! 🫣

'Kinell! 😲

Derby off. Game's gone. Marvellous. 😒

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You can all shove your Michael Bublé Christmas albums up your arses. No offence to Bublé, of course, but I have the lovely Magnus Carlsson's blasting out (in both English and Swedish) instead. ...what?

Iyurrrrr... again!

It's a hard life being an Everton fan. 🤦🏼

Fucking gutted, man. RIP big fella. 🤍💙

WE BEAT THE AUSSIES! FUCKING 'AVE IT! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...

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