37 years ago. Never forgotten. #JFT97 #YNWA

That's us and Denmark not going to the World Cup. Cazzo.

Carlsberg don't do #GuinnessM6N weekends, etc etc..... #ITAvENG

Forza!!!!!! Get it right fucking up you. Stick your chariots up your arse. #ITAvENG

WE'VE BEATEN ENGLAND! WE'VE ACTUALLY BEATEN ENGLAND! Today just gets better and better. GET THE FUCK IN! #SixNations #ITAvENG

Rest in piss, you rotter. RIP Holly and Jessica.

I'm not expecting much in the upcoming Six Nations but, come on Italy, be nice to me and at least TRY and beat the ever living fuck out of the French. That is all.

"Love is love, let's come together, love is free, it lasts forever, free is love, my contribution, hail the sexual revolution."

Yesterday's vote (or lack thereof) just about sealed it. I used to host Eurovision parties every year, and Liverpool was fabulous in 2023, but Israel have ruined the contest for all of us. I'll still watch Sanremo but that's it. I won't watch it any longer. RIP Eurovision. It was nice knowing you.

How have I got a 23-year-old child already?! 😲

OO-ER MISSUS. 😲

I'd love to give the lag who snuffed Ian Watkins out a pat on the back. There's one less peado in the world tonight and it's a much nicer place without him in it.

Snoop Dogg is a massive twit. Pass it on.

Joey Barton having a normal one on Twitter. Prick.

Stronzate!!! 😭🇮🇹

Late goal for Inghilterra. Cazzo! 😒🇮🇹

RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Thank you for the music. 😢

R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne

FORZA ITALIA! ⚽️🇮🇹

NO! NOT OZZY! 😭

It's the wife's birthday today and we're spending it in her home city. Ah, bliss.

Te futueo et caballum tuum.

A touching and much appreciated show of support from Everton, as they pay their respects to Diogo Jota and Andre Silva at Anfield this afternoon ❤️💙 #Liverpool #LFC #Anfield #Scouse #LiverpoolFC #Merseyside

Spotted on Facebook. Beautiful touch from Oasis during their gig last night. Thanks lads. I guess you're not so bad after all. 😢

Cheers Ev. Guess you're not so bad after all. 💙

Stevie's IG story just got me again. 😭💔

Just been down to the Hallowed Ground to pay my respects. It still doesn't seem real and I've been in bits all day. RIP Diogo and André. You'll never walk alone.

Diogo Jota was a superb player. Technical, clever, versatile, scored goals, created goals - Not much else you could ask of an attacker. His last acts as a footballer were lifting trophies with his club and his country. The kind of thing that usually only happens in fantasies. He made them real. RIP.

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota. Our heartfelt thoughts and condolences go out to their families, loved ones, during this incredibly difficult time. #Liverpool #LFC #Anfield #Scouse #LiverpoolFC #Merseyside

This is just a tiny example of Diogo's character. He wasn't your run-of-the-mill meathead footballer. He was a kind, humble man who truly cared for others. We've lost one of the genuine good guys today. RIP Diogo. YNWA #lfc #redsky #ynwa

Fuckin' 'ell, 28 is NO AGE. An absolute tank on the pitch and an exceptional player for us. RIP Diogo. Thank you for the memories. 😢

RIP Diogo Jota. An explosive player who was lethal with Wolverhampton Wanderers. 28 is no damn age.

"Slow dancin' in the midnight glow, I wanna hold you for a lifetime, for all we know these are familiar places, and maybe we're not just strangers, you and me were lovers in a past life..."

"I remember when we kissed, I still feel it on my lips, the time that you danced with me with no music playing, I remember the simple things, I remember 'til I cry, but the one thing I wish I'd forget, the memory I wanna forget is goodbye..."

If we're talking about rugby league: St Helens x 3.

Everton Ladies (they're still using Goodison) Bootle FC Liverpool

As a Saints fan, I still remember him ducking under Paul Wellens's legs to score one hell of a good try for the Rhinos. Fly high, Rob Burrow, you gorgeous man. ❤️🤍

Good. Let him rot over there instead. 😏

I'm a bit shaken up after this afternoon's attack but, don't worry, I'm fine. My thoughts and prayers go to everyone affected. We'll never walk alone. ❤️🤍

WHITE SMOKE KLAXON. #PopeWatch

Found this on Facebook. Da supported Liverpool, Ma supports Milan, and I'm a die-hard Kopite Milanista. I wouldn't have it any other way. 🔴⚪️⚫️

Can you imagine what it must feel like for Manchester United and their fans this season? • Liverpool win the Premier League. • Leeds get promoted to the Premier League. • Noisy neighbours City are way better than them... ...and they're stuck in 14th with Ruben Aborim in charge!

33 years I have waited for this moment where we win the league in our Anfield home. ❤️

I'm saying nothing. 😏🤐

CAMPIIIIIIIIOOOOOONIIIII! GET IN! ❤️🤍 #LFC #YNWA