In Monopoly one player slowly hoards all the wealth until the 'game' is too expensive for anyone else to play. Exactly what is happening in real life.

I call them glassholes.

Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.

Man.... What I wouldn't give for some Dosh so I can get a FreshMex burrito right now isn't worth mentioning. Their food is THAT good. I go for the slightly larger Cali burrito, with the Haggis, spicy salsa, BBQ sauce and sour cream with rice and refried beans.

We need to rewild 30% of the planet to restore nature & protect our wildlife, but Britain is falling behind. So I've signed this petition calling on one of our biggest landowners - the Church of England - to rewild its land. Join me? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/he...

So, a black Labrador on Ben Nevis had eaten a stash of weed, and both @tooriekep.bsky.social and yours truly can't stop laughing at the dog's thousand yard stare. The dog's fine, so it's absolutely hilarious

I hate to say this but I agree this is what they want to do!! 😡

RIP Sam Neill. I am and remain a HUGE fan of his work. Not only as Dr Alan Grant, but as Inspector Campbell, the russian first officer in The Hunt for Red October and Cardinal Wolsey in The Tudors. Such a phenomenally gifted actor and all round good guy

if you even have a passing interest in b-movies or just "so bad they're good" movies, you owe it to yourself to track down this masterpiece of filmmaking it's a wonderful 'movie night' movie, so invite your friends or watch it on discord or whatever

We visited Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park, and saw the tallest tree at 277 feet tall. It's estimated to be 1,500 years old!

Fuck it's cold in the shade!

Hey folks, I could really use some help. Anything given is greatly appreciated. You have no idea how much. Here's a link to pay me. pay.bankofscotland.co.uk/pay/?a=DArmi...

Please donate and share. www.gofundme.com/f/my-wonderf...

So folks, the nerdfighters and myself have got some pretty good news as to what this year's #ProjectForAwesome might be. And go check it out on the website.

Right you lot, I'm at church. Behave thissens while I'm incommunicado for a wee bit.

Newly adopted dog says "don't stop"! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Spiderman meme #CMLL

Today has been MUCH cooler, but I slept the sleep of the dead. It's already past 5pm, and I've only really been functioning for 4 hours.

The upcoming 𝗞𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗡 game is everything you'd want it to be 😂

RIO Dermot Murnaghan. Cancer sucks.

So, given what I know now, I'm deleting my posts re Anne widdecombe. What a nasty way to die.

If anyone needs proof of who Ann Widdecombe was as a person...

Someone blocked me after I said "good riddance" to Anne Widdecombe. Now we know she was murdered, which is horrible in itself- try to live your life in such a way that you are remembered fondly. I'm not making a martyr out of her, nor should you.

I'm currently playing through Marvel's Spider-Man and I have to say, as a man whose brain works but body sometimes doesn't, what Otto was working on before THAT twist is appealing. Neuro controlled arms and legs sound spectacular to me.

The cat that helped me get over my fear of cats is now in palliative care. Just goes to show you that nothing lasts forever. Look after your pets folks, you're their whole life.

I don't change the facts to fit my views: I change my views to face the facts.

Sat out at the Red Robin cafe in Stonehaven, and it's really nice and warm. Also, the town is RAMMED today.

Okay... If I had to cook you a three course dinner and had a decent kitchen, then here is what I'd cook. For starters, La Petit Ratatouille. Thinly sliced potato, courgette, peppers and onions served in a tomato marinade. Because Ratatouille is awesome and I have a good recipe.

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

I just might need to get this. Physical forever! gamerhub.co.uk/tomb-raider-...

This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)

Very sad news. R.I.P. Bonnie 🕊️

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

RIP Bonnie Tyler.

The dog kept waiting in the same spot where the 94 year old used to pet him every day and give him treats Even after she passed away. Original post

A creature of extreme levels of autism has been obtained

I almost missed whiskers Wednesday! 🙀 Saba the Maine Coon sends you feline greetings. #cats #catsofbluesky #bluecats

Update on the mental health- getting a CPN and a repeat prescription including sleeping pills.

A thread that I'm always happy to share

Guys- I know it was his 86th birthday yesterday, but stop hating on Ringo Starr. If you've ever tried playing "come together" on Drums, you'll understand that actually, he was a VERY good drummer, when he could be arsed about it.

Is Mitch McConnell dead or something?

Finish him, Count Binface.

Here's why you probably shouldn't buy a second hand PS5, even if your work place pays half of it for you. Yours truly has one, and the controller won't connect to it and worse still, the system needs updating. So, at 9am, I'm asking them for a controller that works.

So... Its the Count Vs The... Well, I'd call Farage a cunt but he lacks the required warmth and depth. Refuse Vs Reform?

Welp- today's got two things going. Firstly, get the PS5 sorted out, which should be easy enough. Then at 1pm, it's a hospital trip. Outpatient this time (thank fuck), but to discuss meds and get me back onto the proper path.

Yikes!

celebs walking muppets: thread

honestly rate yourself looks: 4/10 creativity: 9/10 humor: 6/10 mental health: 2/10 empathy: 7/10 patience: 8/10 social skills: 5/10 memory: 10/10

Rewording this: It's the Count versus the Cunt. Get 'im, Binface.