So... Today we thought the dog died. He wasn't breathing. Completely limp, jaw locked tounge out. Unresponsive. No visible breathing. So we grieved. We cried. We hugged his oddly not cooling off very fast corpse, more crying sobbing.... Then he burped in my ear. I am an emotional wreck.

This Tuesday is the Mondayest Tuesday to ever Tuesday.

So aye, herself and I are going to #Cosmo in Aberdeen today. I used to love the one in York.

Whilst I'm on the subject of "Conversion therapy MUST be banned", this isn't just in the sake of Trans folks. As an ABA survivor, this lethal practice should be banned. Those who support Gender Exploratory Therapy are the same who hawk and practice ABA.

Apparently there's serious toilet trouble on Artemis 2. That's funny... I had no idea that Khyber Pass delivered to Outer Space...

A word of warning for all those seeking segregation in bathrooms for trans people... In my mother's lifetime- police had undercover pigs hiding in men's toilets to arrest gay people. To put this into context: Nearly all Sean Connery Bond movies happened before this practice stopped.

So... Whilst herself sleeps, I'm watching #PhilosophyTube as Abigail Thorn discusses conversion therapy. The video's a fair stretch, but then, Abigail's videos are ALWAYS good.

I just wanted to say… My cat is the best cat ever. And your cat is the best cat ever. All the cats are the best.

Now that I've seen the clip on here- First and foremost- There's no way the bigwigs at TKO would have let Phil say that if it was getting aired. Secondly, Fuck WWE.

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

Watching #ManVsFood, and I'm trying not to feel full- Adam Richman just ate 72oz of steak in half an hour. That was ludicrous.

Day 1 of watching #TigerKing- "Those poor animals". Day 30 of watching #TigerKing- "Carole Baskin deffo did it".

I don't want to talk down on food places in Aberdeen, but I do want to give a quick heads up- don't get a pizza or chips from Khyber Pass on Spital in Old Aberdeen. Got a major tummy upset as a result.

Jay is an amazing human being- read his stuff

The Declaration of Arbroath was signed on this day - a letter to the Pope asserting Scotland’s right to independence and self determination. Principles we hold dear to this day.

Oh, I'm sorry. You were looking for "the tolerant left"? They're down the hall. Here's where the "punch Nazis in the fucking face" left reside.

OK. This wins. 😂😂

I hate bank holiday Mondays. I'm always skint, the weather is shite and I'm bored shitless. Time to crack on with getting the NaPoWriMo stuff done.

Hey English media- the enemy of the "Bri'ish peepul" isn't Denise from down the street. You know, the single mother with 3 bairns. The enemy wears suits and takes "lobbying donations".

I've forgotten how rightwing our TV news is. Skynews currently slagging off dropping 2 child benefit restrictions in news review. Itv good morning got failed Kwasi Kwarteng on moaning about government. No balance, no voices speaking up for anyone.

What's the difference between a magician's wand and a police officer's taser? A magician's wand is for cunning stunts...

This is spot on👇

I've been to see a lot of films over the past fortnight- making the most of my unlimited Cineworld card. While yes, #SuperMarioGalaxy is fun, there's a much better film to take your kids to. Go and take the bairns to see #TheMagicFarawayTree. It's a brilliant movie, and I loved it.

He is risen indeed. Alleluia. #HappyEaster. "And surely I am with you, from this day to the very end of days" (Jesus, having been recently resurrected, to his followers. Matthew 28:20).

Love her/Hate her, I frankly couldn't give a toss, but Madeleina Kay (EU Supergirl) was right. Now it looks like Sir Kid Starver's doing the inevitably sensible thing- trying to get us back into the EU. And if he isn't- he's mad.

I miss Pro Wrestling Guerrilla so much.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Is he... Dead? Is he? I don't think I've ever looked more forwardly to someone leaving this plane of existence: AND THAT INCLUDES MARGARET THATCHER.

Folks that get nostalgic for the 90s- Music and Movies weren't always better, and comic books certainly were not. For example- The Clone Saga, constant Edginess, The Punisher.... Not to forget the misogyny.

Hey folks who want to support us autistic folks, don't use the puzzle piece. I have no doubt you mean well, but the symbol is heavily used by Autism Speaks. To say that they're not the best of folks is a bit of an understatement. youtu.be/johy4Bi52Vo?...

I am once again BEGGING Nintendo to do something about the slop infested eShop and stop letting the same game release every week with a new "... Edition" name.

Apparently us "Anti Bedtime Leftists" are what's killing BlueSky. Nah, it's the right wing slowly creeping on here.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a sports car? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball.

This train platform in #Japan's Yamaguchi Prefecture has no ticket booth, no entrance or exit. Why does it exist? 🇯🇵🚉🧵

I mixed leftover chilli and cheese and put it in tortillas and we used the sausage roll maker and now instead of maybe 2 or 3 lunches of leftovers we have a stack of what Dylan is calling "rollrittos"

So... You can build custom buildings in Pokopia, and the floor limit is over 140. Might attempt building Edinburgh's Royal Mile. Well... I was considering the former Twin Towers from NYC, but someone's already done it.

The end of #Pokopia 's main story might be the most pointed #Pokemon has ever been, but Game Freak are right. There is no Planet B, and I'm really surprised Pixar aren't suing.

Looks like Tom Baker's not well at all. A lot of people in the Who fandom are upset, but I'm just impressed that he had more drugs and booze than most rockstars and still made it to 2026. Plus he's incredibly anti-Tory, so aye, he's a good spud.

Proudly boycotting the fed since they started doing shows in Saudi Arabia. If you want hard-hitting Pro Wrestling, NJPW exists. If you want comedy wrestling- DDT Pro. If you want great women's wrestling- Stardom If you want all of the above- AEW.

Okay folks, let's do this. I'll be completely honest and try to ignore the fact my fitba team in England is losing right now.

She figured out the cheat code for infinite pets . 😍

For anyone fearing feline attack, I regret to inform you that Michael has invented the tank...

Here's why SGP are getting my second vote- I want independence for my country, first and foremost. That, to me, is the ultimate goal. But we need a planet to live on, which is why the Greens get my second vote. Plus... I am a socialist. The Greens in Scotland have social policies that I view as good

Don't take the Michael out of kids who believe in the Easter Bunny folks, I know grown ass adults who believe in Trickle Down economics.

Wishing a blessed day to all Christians in London and around the world observing Good Friday. We can all take inspiration from the life and lessons of Jesus. His spirit lives on in the millions of Christian Londoners who support and serve our city.

Well, today marks the start of the Easter festivities. Just think, this all could have been avoided had the Romans had a tube of No More Nails....

Vote Green, SNP or Plaid Cymru for decency in government.

Apparently, an American company now owns Marmite. If they dare touch my beloved Bovril- it's war.

🚨 According to YouGov, the Greens are only FOUR points from first in the polls! 📈💚 Reform UK's lead is dwindling.