Forced my sorry ass to the gym. Part way through my workout and my grumpiness seems to be fading. Might warn before biting now. #GrumpyGit #Gym

So the reporting is that Mandelson was furious about being arrested. Perhaps he shouldn't have broken the law. Who has the world's tiniest violin? #UKPolitics #scum

I've woken up feeling grumpy and the coffee is not working as advertised. Approach with extreme caution. Liable to bite without warning.

So Reform seem to think that becoming National Christians will win them elections. Have they not heard that next to no one even goes to church any more and those that do are not rabid fascists. #UKPolitics #ReformAreCunts

What is the point of a scrum when you smash the opposition and still don't get a penalty? #FRAvITA

There is zero joy in watching France hammer Italy. #FRAvITA

Brace a fucking killjoy cunt. #FRAvITA

The scrum is such a fanny on nowadays. Just get fucking on with it. #FRAvITA

Never been so glad to have won a game whilst also being disappointed in how shit we played in the first half. #WALvSCO

Fuck me! Watching Scotland is not fun when they play like that. At least they won. Wal 23 Sco 26 #WALvSCO

Wales totally stunned by that try. #WALvSCO

About fucking time. 'mon Scotland. #WALvSCO

Another fucking shite. Lineout. #WALvSCO

Let's see if Townsend has managed to fire them up or not. I'm guessing not. #WALvSCO

If Townsend is not fired straight after the game then the SRU are not doing their job. #WALvSCO

Dave Cherry you butter fingered fuck. Although the fact he is o. The pitch at all is due to Townsend. Townsend needs to be given his P45 #WALvSCO

Off you go you dirty Welsh git. #WALvSCO

England have been utter fucking shite today. Harry Arundell is out of his depth at international level.

I think Borthwick needs to redo his CV. I think he is on borrowed time. #ENGvIRE

Beelam was melted in that scrum. #ENGvIRE

How the fuck was that not foul play by Furlong? Utter fucking shit reffing! #ENGvIRE

I don't know much about Borthwick but I cannot imagine the HT talk he will be giving will be nice. He needs to light a fire under this English team. #ENGvIRE

Commentators talking about beating Wales like that was some sort of achievement. #ENGvIRE

England are being bent over and done wrong. #ENGvIRE

England are fucking shite today. If they don't wake up they are going to get hammered. #ENGvIRE

George Ford is utter dogshite. I love how England hate good fly halfs. #ENGvIRE

English bald cunt of a ref needs to go to specsavers. #cunt #WALu20vSCOu20

The nonce formerly know as Prince Andrew was arrested today on his 66 birthday for misconducting in a public office. Happy fucking birthday cunt!

Look I really think this has been going on too long. We all want to get the party started just hurry the fuck up and die Trump you old cunt!

Lost to France by 43 last year. Lost by 42 this year. Clear signs of progress, by 2068 we should be starting to beat them!

The game is in Cardiff but it sounds like Paris. #WALvFRA

It's going to be a long afternoon for the Welsh! #WALvFRA

Watching the highlights this morning with a cup of coffee. Nice way to start the day. #SCOvENG www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

The most Scottish thing Scotland could do now is going to Cardiff and lose. #6N #SCO

Camera cuts to Townsend standing on his desk, swinging a snooker ball in a sock over his head and smashing a pint of his own piss . #SCOvENG

Here comes Pollock the prick. #SCOvENG

Go Jones Go! Fuck you England! #SCOvENG

Second yellow, aka red. He's Scottish qualified #sleeperagent

Fuckity bye English cunt. #SCOvENG

Why are those English cunt replacements doing on the pitch?

Gemge is a cheating cunt

ITV ex's that green lighted in game ads needs to be hung.

24-10. 'mon Scotland #SCOvENG

SCOTLAND. #SCOvENG

Cry more Mitchell you lil bitch. #SCOvENG

17-0. Do not adjust your sets. #SCOvENG

Where the fuck was this last week against Italy? #SCOvENG

I wonder what sort of fucking shambles we're going to get from Scotland this afternoon? I may have to spend most of the game hiding behind the sofa. #SCOvENG

Forza Italia! #IREvITA