I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

We asked the Harry Potter libs to read another book and unfortunately they watched Andor instead.

Entire feed full of extremely "but decorum" posts about Charlie Kirk. Shut the fuck up hahaha

groimes they're goana eepstein me

groimes they waent to waeterbourd me

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything

I had an idea, and now I'm writing a set of Wargame rules. WALLET HAMMER, a tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost. I am especially amused with the last paragraph here: shame as a game-balancer.

exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #315,825!

Finding out from Steve1989MREInfo that my favourite MRE is discontinued what the fuck

Lmao to the start of this email from an equestrian centre

If you ever need to install a headless MegaMek server on Debian 12, have I got the gist for you. gist.github.com/timrterrible...

I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago

Switched from Plex to Jellyfin two months ago. It's really, really good but seems to have some weird reliability issues. I wish I could contribute and help fix them.

Trying to build a PXE environment based on tiny Dell thin clients that have a ton of UEFI quirks is taking years off my life.

this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"

Gimme that savoury toothpaste

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations