Concatulations to Member of Purrliament Coco and @anitavandenbeld.bsky.social! 😺🇨🇦

This #Caturday I'll be hosting talks between US Catmander Walz & Generalissimo Pingu of the Heard & McDonald Islands and Penguin Empire. This comes after the Penguin Empire amassed a naval fleet that appears to be en route to Florida.

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social I see you Bird! You’ve been making so much noise.

After receiving a briefing from the Meownister of Feline Intelligence, we've learned that the Penguin Empire is amassing a naval fleet. Our sources tell us that the fleet is heading towards Florida. We'll be in touch with the Penguin Empire and US Catmander Honey Walz. 😼🇨🇦

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #30dayswild We would like to share our little waterfall with you. We see birds and insects coming to drink all the time.

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social I was angry with mum. She went out last night and stayed out way past her bedtime. I was worried. I did want to talk to her when she returned.😡😡😡😡

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Brekkie Mum took this picture while I was eating breakfast. I won’t look up, of course. My bowls are placed against the wall because mum read that cats need to feel safe from attack when eating.🤨🤨🤨🤨

Something I get told all the time! 😹🇨🇦

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social My loaf for this Monday.

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Mum insists that I show you this — my secret stash of elastic bands.

Me, @number10cat.bsky.social, and Willow Biden all have our own door handlers! 😸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social It was a wonderful ice cream party. I have just finished the last tub.

Yesterday, while my human mom and other humans were doing human stuff, I met with Ottawa's Mewnicipal Chair Bruce Sutcliffe & Ottawa Member of Purrliament Coco Vandenbeld. We discussed housing & box access for all Catnadians and a house hippo infestation at the Russian Embassy.

Happy #Caturday, Canada! 😺🇨🇦 I'm just doing my climbing exercises!

#HWCafe #hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social @sofin.bsky.social Rosalie and Rigo are going round the grounds to hand out ice cream to our friends.

#HWCafe #hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social @morgansomali.bsky.social @cricketnut2005.bsky.social Oreo and Morgan thought they would give Brock a hand. Oreo is manning the ice cream truck, Morgan is ringing the bell, Suzanne is already eating!

#HWCafe #hedgewatcg @hedgewatchers.bsky.social @rachelgoes262.bsky.social Simon, Jolene and Flower gave brought a picnic basket and a tray of ice cream. They are getting ready to set up the feast.

#hedgewatch @morgansomali.bsky.social @sofin.bsky.social Are you planning to go to the cafe tomorrow? Can I give you a ride?

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social You called, mum? I was hedgewatching in the basement.

#BreakingNews: The Purr Minister is actively purring! 😸🇨🇦

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #hamburgerday Hedgewatch friends, I’m ready to serve you!

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Our yard has undergone some changes in ten years. See how much that cherry has grown! The ferns are gone, replaced by hostas.

The creation of the Trans-Purrcific Corridor going from Mexico all the way up to BC will create millions of new jobs for cats in the trucking industry and ship cats all across North America! 😺🚛🚢📦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽

This morning I met with my Panama counterpart, El Feo of the Casco Viejo Cats! We're happy to announce that Panama has joined the FeliAnce and the Feline Free Trade Agreement which includes the use of the Panama Catnal! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇵🇦😺

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #whiskersWednesday Half of my whiskers and one hairy ear on display.

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #tongueoutTuesday This photo may be a bit blurry but it’s the best mum can do capturing my tongue.😺😺😺

After holding talks with WA First Cat & Deputy US Catmander Peter Ferguson, Mexican National Palace Cat Bowie, and one of California's top cats Daisy Pelosi Kaufman, we're happy to announce the establishment of a cats only trade corridor going from Mexico up to BC! 😼🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽

-#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Mum got some new credits. This is not want she intended but maybe worth a laugh. The butterfly and bee are supposed to be hovering. They look more like they are swimming. @morgansomali.bsky.social @cricketnut2005.bsky.social

On the first day, the cat rested On the second day, the cat rested On the third day, the cat rested On the fourth day, the cat rested On the sixth day, the cat rested And on the 7th day, the cat rested

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Happy Sunday! I am staring at that bird up there. Total concentration.

Having a wonderful time at the Neighbourly Summit & BBQ in Minnesota with my US counterpart Catmander Walz. We held purrductive talks about establishing more trade routes. The Minnesota fish is amazing too! 😺🇨🇦🇺🇸🐟

#HWCafe #hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #happybirthday It looks like the Hedgewatch Team have over-indulged on this joyous occasion, let them sleep it off.

#hedgewatch @rachelgoes262.bsky.social Here a bigger photo of the three kitties, in case you want to keep it.

#hedgewatch @sofin.bsky.social The kitties started off as a fix and a dormouse, then mum thought their story could be more interesting if they were birds. (Of course, it didn’t turn out as planned.) Here are individual photos for you to keep.

#hedgewatch @cricketnut2005.bsky.social Here’s an individual photo of Suzanne, in case your mum wants to keep it.

#hedgewatch @morgansomali.bsky.social Here’s the individual photo of you, in case you staff wants to keep it.

#HWCafe #hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #happybirthday @cricketnut2005.bsky.social @morgansomali.bsky.social Oreo: why are you two hovering above the ground? Suzanne and Morgan: we are a butterfly and a bee. We hover, we don’t walk on the ground. You are a bug so you’re down there.

#HWCafe #Hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #happybirthday @sofin.bsky.social Rosalie and Rigo have arrived. At first they landed on the roof because they are “birds” today but mum ran out of credits on her AI app. So the two of them got stuck. I told mum to bring them down

#HWCafe #hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social #happybirthday @rachelgoes262.bsky.social Simon, Jolene and Flower are dressed as snails. They have moved inside first because they don’t want to hold up the crowd.

This morning I had purrductive talks with acting-US Catmander Honey Walz, Manitoba's First Meownister Pizhiins Kinew and Ontario's First Meownisters Dill & Kaleb Watt! We're purroud to announce that we've established cats only trade routes along the ON & MB borders with MN. 😺🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸😺

Today I held meetings with BC's First Meownister Mittens, Canada/US Border Expurrt Louis Vuitton, and WA First Cat & Deputy US Catmander Peter Ferguson. We're happy to announce that we've established a cats only trade route along the BC/WA border! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸😺

@sofin.bsky.social Rosalie and Rigo, do you need help with costumes as well as with the portal?

Condensing a Nevada news alert: Scammers use AI to alter lost pet photos with injuries or surgeries. Altered images sent to pet owner with extortion plea for $$$ to save their pet when they never had them. Contact any mentioned facility directly and don’t pay! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky

If @mark-carney.bsky.social seems tired today, I assure you that it had nothing to do with me bolting around the house at 3am. 😹

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social I was lying there admiring my own paws when a birb started yelling outside. See how alert I became, jolted out of my reverie.

I'm so sick of the "cats just see you as a food dispenser" takes. I worked in a vet clinic, and it's definitely not true. If you take good care of your cat, they really do love you in a simple cat way. How do I know? Cats are actually very social; they naturally live in colonies.

On guard fur thee! 😼🇨🇦

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social Trying on the hedgehog and ladybird costumes today. I think I like the bug costume better.

Happy #VictoriaDay, my fellow Catnadians! 😺🇨🇦 Be sure to get under a bed or in a box/hut when the humans start setting off loud noise makers (fireworks).

#hedgewatch @hedgewatchers.bsky.social The loveliest of trees…. A couple of weeks late but the tree is finally blooming!