Ready fur the game! 😸🇨🇦⚽️ #Canmnt @canmntofficial.bsky.social

Today I welcomed US Catmander Walz & Mexican National Palace Cat Bowie to Ottawa as part of a Three Catmigos Summit. 😺🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽 We discussed the feline trade routes we established and are planning to develop more.

Today I held meetings with the Meownister of Health & Veterinary Affairs, Timothy about the importance of community vet clinics. We call on our fellow Catnadians and staff to support further development of these clinics starting with the @ottawahumane.bsky.social: www.ottawahumane.ca/donate-fundr...

After Britian has lost 6 human PMs in 10 years, the solution here is obvious. @number10cat.bsky.social should be Prime Minister. 😺🇬🇧

The Catnadian government is committed to ensuring that all cats and other animals have access to health care. @ottawahumane.bsky.social is helping to make this possible by building a new community vet clinic. Please consider donating to this important project. www.ottawahumane.ca/donate-fundr...

On this #Caturday, I attended a virtual FeliAnce Summit with my fellow cat world leaders! 😺🇨🇦🌐 We discussed the Feline Free Trade Agreement, the Global Feline Rights Charter we're developing, and the continuous problems those pesky humans keep causing for us. 😼

Good morning, @mark-carney.bsky.social! I hope you had a good trip and are settling back in nicely. Canada's humans behaved while you were away. I believe you owe me some treats, though I may or may not have broken into them already.

We won!!! 😸🇨🇦⚽️

Weather Update: It's rainy, cold, and crappy. I encourage my Catnadians to stay in doors and get comfy. 😺🇨🇦

As Purr Minister of Canada, I wholeheartedly support the @ottawahumane.bsky.social's campaign to help low income pet owners. I call on my fellow Catnadians and staff to support this campaign and others like it!😺🇨🇦👍 ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa-...

🎵Every problem in the world lands right here on my desk! It's hard to rule the feline world, but I'm doing the best I can!🎵

#BreakingNews: The RCMP have identified a suspect in connection with the paw prints and fur found all over @mark-carney.bsky.social's motorcade. 😹🇨🇦

On behalf of myself, the Catbinet and all Catnadians, I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Belgium's cat leader and our good furriend and ally cat, Maximus! 😺🇨🇦🇧🇪

Last night I spoke with North Carolina's former First Cat Jenny Cooper and concatulated her and her home team the Carolina Hurricanes on winning the Stanley Cup! 😺🇨🇦🇺🇸🏒🥅

This evening I am announcing the success of Operation Golden Goose! This disiplinary action comes after some recent loud noises coming from south of our border. I've spoken with US Catmander Walz and she agrees and supports this operation. 😼🇨🇦

Yesterday, I also met with some of our brave Cobra Chickens who were preparing for a mission. 😼🇨🇦

Had a wonderful time attending the EU Cultural Festival and meeting with Ambassador Tuts & Deputy Ambassador Bonal. Canadian & EU ties are strong, especially between us cats! 😸🇨🇦🇪🇺

Happy #Caturday, Canada! Also, happy Ottawa Day to all Cattawans including the city's Mewnicipal Chair, Bruce Sutcliffe!

This morning I'm joined by Infurrstructure Meownister Barney and US Catmander Walz! We're purroud to announce the pawfficial opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge for Canadian & American cats! While the humans bicker and act like children, we control the bridge. 😼🇨🇦🇺🇸🌐

Today I held meetings with Quebec's First Meownister Abbé Cliche & France's Cat Leader Nomi. We're happy to announce a cats only trade route between going from France to Quebec! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇫🇷😺 🚢🚢

Aujourd'hui, j'ai rencontré Abbé Cliche, le premier Meownister du Québec, et Nomi, la figure emblématique du monde félin en France. Nous sommes ravis d'annoncer la création d'une route commerciale exclusivement réservée aux chats entre la France et le Québec ! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇫🇷😺 🚢🚢

Aujourd'hui, j'ai rencontré Abbé Cliche, le premier Meownister du Québec, et Nomi, la figure emblématique du monde félin en France. Nous sommes ravis d'annoncer la création d'une route commerciale exclusivement réservée aux chats entre la France et le Québec ! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇫🇷😺 🚢🚢

This morning, @mark-carney.bsky.social saw my Tom Green post and told me: "No no no no no no no!" Can't blame a cat fur trying. 😹

Today I held meetings with Newfoundland and Labrador's First Meownister Coco (the infamous hydro pole climber) and Ireland's cat leaders One & Two Connolly. We're happy to announce a cats only trade route has been established between NL & Ireland! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇮🇪😺 🚢🚢

| @mark-carney.bsky.social is gonna be away fur a few days and I just watched this classic segment from The Tom Green Show. Me thinks me has an idea! 😼😹 youtu.be/ICHvyDNIFZY?...

Weather update: It's hot and supposed to rain here in the nation's capital. I advise all Catnadians to stay in doors and stay cool.

Today, the Meownister of Agriculture and I met with some of the hard working barn cats in Battle River-Crowfoot, Alberta. We're happy to announce a new purrogram that ensures all Catnadian barn cats get treats for every rodent they catch! 😺🇨🇦

This evening I had a confurrence call with US Catmander Walz & the Commander of the Penguin Empire's Arctic Naval Fleet, Grand Admiral Skipper. The fleet continues its course towards Florida and should arrive in a few standard weeks. Operation March of the Penguins remains on track.

This morning, the GovernPurr General and I met with the next Governor General of Canada, Louise Arbour. The GovernPurr General has given her human counterpart a Royal Scent, rubbing against her in pawpproval. We wish her the best of luck in her new role! 😺🇨🇦

While Mark's away, I'm in charge. 😼🇨🇦

After mediating talks on this #Caturday between US Catmander Walz & Generalissimo Pingu, we've reached an agreement! Catmander Walz will allow the Penguin Empire to temporarily annex parts of Florida, provided they withdraw after the midterms and pay a cleanup fee.  😺🇨🇦 😺🇺🇸🤝🇦🇺🐧

I'm purrleased to announce the creation of a new training base at US Ambassador to Canada's residence, Lornado for our brave Canada Geese! 😼🇨🇦🦆

Steve French had a very purrductive chat with Donnie today! 😺🇨🇦🇺🇸

Concatulations to Member of Purrliament Coco and @anitavandenbeld.bsky.social! 😺🇨🇦

This #Caturday I'll be hosting talks between US Catmander Walz & Generalissimo Pingu of the Heard & McDonald Islands and Penguin Empire. This comes after the Penguin Empire amassed a naval fleet that appears to be en route to Florida.

After receiving a briefing from the Meownister of Feline Intelligence, we've learned that the Penguin Empire is amassing a naval fleet. Our sources tell us that the fleet is heading towards Florida. We'll be in touch with the Penguin Empire and US Catmander Honey Walz. 😼🇨🇦

This morning @mark-carney.bsky.social asked me how so much fur got on the laundry that was being hung out to dry. I told him I had no idea. 😸🇨🇦

Amid the house hippo infestations at the Russian & US Embassies, we advise all Catnadians & staff to of the following: House hippos are territorial and emit a chemical that causes you to believe and spread disinformation. Don't always believe media. Always ask questions. 😼🇨🇦

After meeting with the Meownister of Heath and Veterinary Affairs & Ottawa's Mewnicipal Chair, we can confirm that there is an infestation of house hippos at both the Russian & US embassies. House hippos can cause people to absorb and spread disinformation. Exercise caution!

This evening I spoke with Ontario's First Meownisters Dill & Kaleb Watt (@tylerwatt.bsky.social's cats). I wish them and all Ontario cats a happy Ontario Day! 😸🇨🇦

Something I get told all the time! 😹🇨🇦

Me, @number10cat.bsky.social, and Willow Biden all have our own door handlers! 😸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸

Happy #Caturday, Canada! 😺🇨🇦 I'm just doing my climbing exercises!

The GovernPurr General and I would like to wish a happy retirement to the Right Honourable Mary Simon and thank her for her service! 😺🇨🇦

Yesterday, while my human mom and other humans were doing human stuff, I met with Ottawa's Mewnicipal Chair Bruce Sutcliffe & Ottawa Member of Purrliament Coco Vandenbeld. We discussed housing & box access for all Catnadians and a house hippo infestation at the Russian Embassy.

#BreakingNews: The Purr Minister is actively purring! 😸🇨🇦

Tonight I spoke with Empurror Xerxes of the Purrsian Empire. We agree that the war the humans are waging in his region, on his land, is stupid, pointless and putting many cats at risk. We welcome the Purrsian Empire into the FeliAnce & Feline Free Trade Agreement! 😺🇨🇦🤝👑😺

This morning I met with my Panama counterpart, El Feo of the Casco Viejo Cats! We're happy to announce that Panama has joined the FeliAnce and the Feline Free Trade Agreement which includes the use of the Panama Catnal! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇵🇦😺

The creation of the Trans-Purrcific Corridor going from Mexico all the way up to BC will create millions of new jobs for cats in the trucking industry and ship cats all across North America! 😺🚛🚢📦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽

After holding talks with WA First Cat & Deputy US Catmander Peter Ferguson, Mexican National Palace Cat Bowie, and one of California's top cats Daisy Pelosi Kaufman, we're happy to announce the establishment of a cats only trade corridor going from Mexico up to BC! 😼🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽