Today I had purrductive discussions with Nova Scotia's First Meownister Earl Grey, 2015 candidate for PM, leader of the Tuxedo Party and brother of Tuxedo Stan. We discussed interpurrvincial trade and fish imports/exports! 😺🇨🇦

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my paw! 😹

Today I had a lovely catversation with my Mexican counterpart, Bowie. One of the 19 cats that lives at the National Palace in Mexico. I wish him, his colleagues and all cats of Mexico a happy Cinco de Mayo on behalf of myself, the Catbinet and all Catnadians! 😸🇨🇦🇲🇽

The GovernPurr General and I look furrward to sitting down with the Honourable Louise Arbour, the next Governor General of Canada😺🇨🇦

Today I had purrductive talks with my Armenian Counterpart Pushok, founding cat of the Gatto Cat Café and one of the many cats who runs Armenia's capital Yerevan. 😺🇨🇦🤝🇦🇲😺 We're happy to announce that Armenia has joined the Feline Free Trade Agreement and the FeliAnce! 😺🌐

Happy #MayThe4th! 😺🇨🇦 We cats even exist in a galaxy far far away...

Happy #Caturday and thank you to all the members of the Catbinet and members of Purrliament who came to last night's reception at Rideau Cottage! 😺🇨🇦 On a purrsonal note, does anyone remember how I got here? Things were a blur after we broke out the catnip last night! 😹

To the new Catbinet Meownisters and Members of Purrliament. Please raise your right paw and repeat after me: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. 😺🇨🇦

My fellow Catnadians, cat lovers and staff, To commemorate the first anniversary of my Meownistery, I am purroud to present your new Catbinet! 😺🇨🇦 Thank you to all the Catbinet Meownisters fur all your hard work and dedication!

The cat world leaders of the 90s! 😺🌐 🇨🇦 The Parliament Hill Cats 🇺🇸 Socks Clinton: US First Cat 🇬🇧 Humphrey: Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office #ThrowbackThursday

While @mark-carney.bsky.social is away in Armenia this weekend, I am in charge! 😼🇨🇦

Today I am announcing a clean water initiative along with Deputy Purr Minister Fred & Environment Meownister Harley to ensure that all Catnadians have access to clean water! 🐾💧 No more questionable bowls — only the freshest taps for every paw! 😺🇨🇦

Yawn... stretch and back to work! 😺🇨🇦

On this #caturday, I am holding a press conference/ask me anything event! 😺🇨🇦 I encourage my fellow Catnadians and their staff to ask questions and I will respond between cat naps! (Keep it fun).

Happy #CaturdayEve, Canada!😺🇨🇦 I will be hosting a press conference/AMA tomorrow for #caturday (Keep it fun).

While @mark-carney.bsky.social was doing his human thing with Ottawa Mayor Mark Sutcliffe yesterday, I sat down with my Mewnicipal counterpart, Bruce Sutcliffe. We discussed plans to ensure that all Catnadians have loving homes, proper care and access to boxes. 😺🇨🇦

This #NationalVolunteerWeek, we honour the volunteers at Shelter Movers whose compassion changes lives. By helping survivors of violence move to safety, you bring hope, dignity, and a fresh start when it’s needed most. Thank you for all you do! 😺🇨🇦

As #NationalVolunteerWeek continues, I’d like to highlight Rogers TV! The channel where Tom Green got his start and the best place to watch the Ottawa 67's! Thank you to all the RTV volunteers for producing local content that brings our communities together! 😺🇨🇦

As today is #EarthDay, I feel it's appropriate to announce that I am naming Harley as Meownister of the Environment. Harley is the cat of Robert Kreis, 2025 candidate for MP in Portage-Lisgar. Purrlease join me in giving Harley a warm welcome to the Catbinet! 😺🇨🇦

Happy #EarthDay on behalf of myself, the Catbinet and all Catnadians! Also a reminder of who truly runs the Earth. 😼🇨🇦🌐

On this Wednesday of #NationalVolunteerWeek, I'd love give praise to ABLE2! For 50+ years, they’ve been essential in building an inclusive Ottawa where people with disabilities are seen as able and valued. Your volunteers truly fuel our community. 😺🇨🇦👍 able2.org

There's an unwritten code in Catnada. If you live by it, chances are you've grown your whiskers extra long in the post-season! 🥅🏒 Happy #WhiskersWednesday, Catnada! 😺🇨🇦

😺🇨🇦 Continuing my highlights of #NationalVolunteerWeek, I'd like to thank the volunteer veterinarians, vet technicians, vet assistants, trainers, groomers, and organizers of Community Veterinary Outreach for helping those who are less fortunate. ♥️ vetoutreach.org

The Fraud's Prayer: Our Father, who art in the White House, hallowed be thy combover; thy blingdom come; thy will be dumb; In Washington as you are in Florida. Give us this day our daily round of golf. And forgive us our insider trading, as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

As part of #NationalVolunteerWeek, I'd like to give thanks to the volunteers of the Ottawa Humane Society and all humane societies across Canada. Thank you for your dedication, love and care to all the animals seeking loving and forever homes❣ 😺🇨🇦

This week is #NationalVolunteerWeek and as such, I will be highlighting different volunteer organizations throughout the week! 😺🇨🇦 To all volunteers in Canada, thank you for putting in your time and efforts to make a difference!

Happy #Caturday... and Laundry Day! Special thanks to my family/staff for putting out this drying rack fur me to climb on! 😸🇨🇦

While @MarkJCarney sat down with @CFrechette, I met with Quebec's First Meownister Abbé Cliche, the first and pawsibly only cat who is registered with the @coalitionavenir. We had very purrductive talks discussing inter-purrvincial trade! 😸🇨🇦

Pendant que @MarkJCarney s'entretenait avec @CFrechette, j'ai rencontré Abbé Cliche, le premier et probablement le seul chat enregistré auprès de @coalitionavenir au Québec. Nous avons eu des discussions très ronronnantes sur le commerce interprovincial! 😸🇨🇦

My statement on the recent human majority government and the Catnadian government's continued meowndate.

I will be delivering an address to the felination tonight at 6pm ET on the recent human majority government, the Catnadian government's continued meowndate, and some new Catbinet pawsitions. 😼🇨🇦

Can I lay on it while watching @pwhlcharge.bsky.social games?

Today I hosted meetings between Finnish Cat President Milo and Generalissimo Pingu of the Heard & McDonald Islands! We're happy to announce that Finland and HIMI have established diplomatic relations and a trade deal! 😺🇨🇦😺🇫🇮🤝🇦🇺🐧

Kiss my grass! 😹

Today I had very pawsitive and purrductive talks with Finland's Cat President, Milo Stubb. We discussed feline rights, trade, strategies to stay warm (especially in the winter) as well as our continued furriendship and partnership! #FeliAnce 😺🇨🇦🤝🇫🇮😺

While I concatulate @mark-carney.bsky.social and the @liberalca.bsky.social on their victories tonight, as Purr Minister of Canada, I’d like to remind them not to take this new Majority Government of theirs for granted. Canadian cat staff expect results, not complacency, so let's get to work!😼🇨🇦

On this Election Day, don't let others speak for you. VOTE!

En ce jour d'élection, ne laissez pas les autres parler à votre place. VOTEZ!

Congratulations to Péter Magyar on a decisive election victory in Hungary. The Hungarian people have chosen a new path. We are ready to work with you, and our European allies, to deepen our cooperation in trade, defence, and security.

congratulate Peter Mqagyar on becoming the next Prime Minister of Hungary. I hope that he also has a cat so that we can work together to better run the world! 😺🇨🇦🇭🇺🌐

"You know he's principled. You know he has a cat named Nico." - Diana Carney youtube.com/live/gXrfQEHBY… at 10:13 Special thanks to my human mom for the shout out at yesterday's convention. Also thanks for the support and cheers, convention attendees! 😸🇨🇦

Before anyone asks, yes I did have a paw in Mark's speech... In that the papers his speech was written on were covered in my paw prints and fur. What do you expect? I'm a cat. Of course I'm going to sit on his papers! 😸🇨🇦

Happy National Pet Day! 😺🇨🇦

Happy #caturday Canada! 😺🇨🇦

On this #NationalSiblingsDay, I think about my late brother Oscar. I imagine he worked closely with @number10cat.bsky.social & @treasurymog.bsky.social way back when my human was Governor of the Bank of England.

😺🇨🇦 Purr Minister's Schedule: 12am - 3am: Sleep 3am: Purrliamentary Question Purriod (bolt around house and meow) 4am: - 7am: Sleep 7am: Breakfast 8am - 11am: Sleep 11am: Second Breakfast Noon: #Hedgewatch 1pm: Lunch 2pm - 6pm: Sleep 6pm: Dinner 7pm - 11pm: Cat Business

In this photo is the leader of Canada. Also in this photo is @mark-carney.bsky.social.

This evening I had a purrductive conversation with Generalissimo Pingu of the Heard & McDonald Islands. The Penguin Empire is interested in joining both NATO & @official-nafo.bsky.social! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇦🇺🐧

I may or may not have had a paw in the latest floor crossing. 😼🇨🇦