I’m no better than a man (mesmerized by and blatantly staring at fire trucks)

Relaxation tips: - picture a quiet forest - picture yourself wandering in the gloom - picture finding a mossy little cottage in a clearing - picture moving into that cottage and becoming the reason it's considered haunted

In celebration of May Day and the radical history of the working class, we've put together this Class War Reading List. See you in the streets tomorrow!

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Happy May Day! Strike if you can 😘 #nowarbutclasswar

AI offering to summarize why AI is destroying stuff is peak...something.

big noses are so attractive, esp when ppl get older and they get bigger, wow, what a work of art 🖼️

that’s not Mr Darcy walking through the grassy knoll, it’s the cupcake shop manager calling for me to come get a cupcake in the pouring rain after I didn’t read the hours sign and attempted to open the locked door

my partner and I make each other’s apts to avoid anxiety 😎 #teamworkmakesthedreamwork

how have I been exercising for six months now and still feel like a Kentucky fried idiot lol

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to King Charles.

notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didn’t even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science

“not to point fingers but-“

w/o downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

break in the timeline, go drink some water and eat a fruit and/or vegetable

Kingdom of heaven the directors cut was amazing

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

Brother Herbert beeps in outrage upon finding his garden massacred by grasshoppers overnight

Mr Malcolm’s list is such a delightful movie, I love it sm

Happy Independent Bookstore Day to all who celebrate! 📚 #booksky

well, I made a promise. the post alluded to harry styles being engaged to zoe kravitz… 🌊 📱

And, best of all—yeah, the voice actor is doing the audiobook.

Prepare to be sick of me 🔥🩸

What a massive honor to work with @tkingfisher.com and co. on bringing Astarion's past to life--er, unlife! This book is a bloody, sexy, funny, horrifying romp (with a scene that will live in my brain til I die). Fangs to Eleonor Piteira for the cover and the RHW crew for making dreams come true!

one of the big news adjacent accounts posted a cryptic ass message and got my hopes up that *it* happened I stg if it’s some celeb announcement I’m gonna throw my devices in the fucking schuylkill

The passage of the legislation could thrust Philadelphia into the national conversation around immigration under Trump, a scenario Mayor Cherelle L. Parker has sought to avoid.

It's Lesbian Visibility Week so you should watch some lesbian horror movies boxd.it/Sxrda$Riqo0y...

THE HOME PLAYOFF WIN DROUGHT IS OVER! PHILLY PHILLY BABY!

listen, the problem with these adult book fairs today is that there’s not enough simple ✨trinkets✨ that’s what sets them apart from a bookstore, you want books, ppl gathering and ✨trinkets✨ smelly erasers, creative stationary, notebooks, bookish accessories there’s not enough of that, I fear

may we all strive to fulfill the promise of the Virginia state flag (tits out, tyrants underfoot)

girl, don’t look into your blood test results on your own 😎 put them down and go treat yoself (It’s me, I’m the problem and stressingggg)

We can all learn from crows.

Damn the Maul show is genuinely gorgeous. Every shot is stunning

head empty no thoughts when it’s time to see the Dr it took so long to get an appointment with lol

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

What!?!? Babel sequel!?

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me when I’m “left behind” bc I didn’t learn or use ai: (Quote w/yours)

Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M

Bookcon looks fun but also looks like hell on earth lol #booksky

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If I was a wizard I would create an infinite bag of holding but it’s just a greasy paper bag that always produces a few fries for you when you reach in.

Yes the pope said something great, and we love seeing the Trump administration get a deserved scolding but now would be a great time for the pontiff to repudiate and rescind the doctrine of discovery which underlies the violence he is now opposing He could also restore land held by the church

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) “Daddy, chill. WHATTHEHELLISEVENTHAT”

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) "And the Lord said unto them: LEAVES IS PLANTS, DUMBASS"

me telling my sister it’s okay to stay up late despite having to get up at 5am for work tomorrow to continue to watch a seamless tiktok funny flow:

Bullshit.