I have a feeling Trey Yesavage’s tinder is gonna be a scene tonight

Vladdy Grand Salami. This is insane.

This is actually incredible.

Clement rounding the bases:

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

lol the look in Stanton’s eyes as he whiffs on that strikeout pitch in slomo was priceless

Trey Yesavage's splitter is gross.

Tom Brady, alongside Rob Gronkowski on FOX NFL Sunday:

*My non-baseball-watching wife* “Brandon Marsh? He looks like he lives in a marsh.”

GET HOT VLADITO

That’s, like, 100 million people?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Let’s fuckin gooooo

That’s more fucking like it

Announcing my new think tank.

Never in doubt

That Trump speech about Kirk last night was so obviously AI lol

Some advice for the Kirk assassin: Whatever you do, DO NOT go to McDonald’s!

Trump telling Charlie Kirk the only way they can take the heat off the Epstein story

Where tf was this sharpshooter on July 13, 2024 when America really needed him?

South Park, do your thing, baby

Holy shit Charlie Kirk just got toasted. Ah well, anyways...

What a free kick, mon dieu

“Fuck it, we ball.”

Hoffman ain’t him

Local Edmonton man has great point:

lol the vibes are so high

the next time you get in an argument on the internet, remember that these are the people you're arguing with

About 15 years ago, some distant relatives flew into Toronto from Europe. They asked if I could pick them up from the airport. I live in Edmonton.

Michael Kay in absolute shambles after that Vladdy bomb

RIP to the Prince of Darkness. Hell just got a real one 🤘🏻

9/11

DSC gotta stop those two man

Shaff, buddy… wtf are you thinking there

So glad we signed him and couldn’t match at least one of the two offer sheets last summer

Preposterously poor performance from #CanMNT tonight. Mon dieu.

Need to get younger and faster this summer. And for the love of god get a fucking goalie.

That was possibly the worst rebound I’ve ever seen

For a team that skates as slow as the Panthers do, it’s pretty impressive how they are ALWAYS in the exact right position

Alright boys, you know the drill

It could change in a flash, but I think it has to be said now that McDavid has not been good in these finals