I fucking knew he wasn’t real

More like bring me the Verizon

The obit on this season is gonna read super bleak

Need wholesale changes this offseason

That’s how we show our respect for Connor Murphy

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

Gas up the bird

That’s gotta be the first time I’ve ever seen Ernie take 5 straight pitches lol

I suppose things could be worse

Someone should tell Knoblauch he’s allowed to make adjustments. There’s no law against it.

The Oilers are giving me IBS

The insurance racket in this province is completely out of control. Just got my auto renewal today. My premium has gone from $1,400/yr to $3,200/yr. No claims, no convictions, 100% clean driving record for 20 years. This is fucking criminal.

PK Subban:

Sickinson 🤮

Cheeks Klapanen!

Cheeks Klapanen!

Sickinson 🤮

Robert Clark being raptured inside Rogers Place

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Iran has been such a clusterfuck that the WH Comms Director, Steven Cheung, had the genius idea to bring back The Epstein Files to distract from the war. 4D Chess.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

America, where you are prohibited from the purchase of alcohol until an arbitrary age, or from swearing on live television, but the Federal Government can post Faces of Death clips on their official accounts just for funzies lol

Ingram hurt? Buckle up lol

Italy boycotting Trump’s World Cup

Call it karma, call it hubris, but the Golden Knights veneer has shown some growing cracks for the past 3 seasons. This move reeks of desperation from a GM who should be in the hot seat. And as an Oilers fan, I for one, am here for it.

Wake up babe, new Best Name of the WBC just dropped.

43 FTs?!

Inspiring sex-workers around the globe. You go, girl.

Maybe don’t make an American the captain of your Canadian hockey team??

Completely unhinged grip job on Mark Stone’s stick. Looks like he’s casting a fossil for the Royal Tyrell Museum. Insane stuff.

Just a reminder that Connor McDavid, among others, is represented by Wasserman

The B̶o̶a̶r̶d̶ Bored of Peace

Andrew Tate? The basketball coach?

Some people don’t remember the absolute chokehold the Roots line of Team Canada gear had on a nation in 1998

Ref show at the WJC

Puck don’t lie

What an absolutely insane embellishment call lol

Ekholm just killed that man dead

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

I fucking hate winter.

Gretzky fucking Canada again.

I’ve seen enough. Canada is winning their group.

Turns out the “draw” in “World Cup draw” was short for “draw this sh** out as long as possible”

A compete and utter perversion of the beautiful game

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything this nauseating.

I need that Bean Suppah hat like I need air in my lungs

The Toronto Blue Jays are ruining baseball (complementary)

Damn, they’re gonna get another coach fired aren’t they