This is what letting RFK jr go wild on health looks like

Alan Smithee is suing to have his name removed from the credits for Melania.

In Greenland.

#NowPlaying Pyromania (Def Leppard, 1983) on original Japanese #vinyl. Because 12 year old me has needs. Sounds amazing, I hope those Japanese kids knew how good they had it.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2023 European reissue of Mezzanine (Massive Attack, 1998).

#vinyl #NowPlaying a 1973 Canadian (of course!) reissue of Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere (Neil Young with Crazy Horse, 1969).

#vinyl #NowPlaying a punchy Canadian pressing of The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads (Talking Heads, 1982).

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2025 reissue of Octavarium (Dream Theater, 2005) and watching the snow snow down.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2015 German reissue of Blade Runner (Vangelis, 1994).

"Vance, If you don't have 100 penguins in Greenland by five o'clock this afternoon I'm eating the rest of your dog!" - Stephen Miller

Jesus fuck, guys. Drive a fire truck up to the White House so President Sundowning can play pretend again, this is getting silly.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2021 reissue of Maiden Voyage (Herbie Hancock, 1965).

Neat. Who's he fighting?

And turning little tiny screws, if memory serves.

‘Purrsonal’ favorite 🐾💕🤭

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2018 remix of Animals (Pink Floyd, 1977). I’m not thrilled with the QC on this pressing, but once it settles down…

It's the constant insults to my intelligence that piss me off. Education is important. Science is real. Useful, too.

Trump just got a major award.

#NowPlaying on snazzy clear German #vinyl the 2025 remaster of Octavarium (Dream Theater, 2005).

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA!!! We just sold our first batch of the oil we stole from Venezuela for 50 million bucks! Has the $ gone into the US Treasury? No! It’s gone to Qatar, where it’s being held in a private fund controlled by - not Congress- but you know who. www.cnn.com/2026/01/15/b...

#vinyl #NowPlaying The 2024 remaster of Stop Making Sense (Talking Heads, 1984). What a great pressing.

No problem, I wouldn't accept the apology anyway. It's strange to me that people who don't want to be Canadian complain - while in Canada - about people who do. Anyway, I'm glad my steel-toed shoes are reasonably comfy. One never knows.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 45 rpm mono remaster of It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (Vince Guaraldi, 1966). I know exactly what everyone who sees this photo is humming.

This guy looks like he shouldn't be allowed near schools. Or children in general. Possibly pets as well.

She can't condemn Trump for wanting to annex Greenland, she's too busy not condemning him for wanting to annex Canada.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2022 Bernie Grundman remaster of Can’t Buy A Thrill (Steely Dan, 1972). Nice!

#vinyl #NowPlaying a little avant garde doo-wop, a Canadian original pressing of Weasels Ripped My Flesh (The Mothers Of Invention, 1970).

#vinyl #NowPlaying a Canadian original pressing of Europe ‘72 ( The Grateful Dead, 1972). A kingly gift from a friend whose dad knew how to treat records. Still sounds like new.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

#NowPlaying a reissue of Foxtrot on Canadian #vinyl from sometime in the 80’s (Genesis, 1972).

Oh hey, there’s the Arch.

#vinyl #NowPlaying a Canadian original pressing of Breakfast In America (Supertramp, 1979).

Everything He Did will be one hell of a book. Families will be able to buy it in installments like an encyclopedia, one volume each month.

I thought I'd seen all of the Schoolhouse Rock cartoons. Seems I missed one.

Only two countries share a land border with the US and I live in one of them. Swell.

#vinyl #NowPlaying Songs Of Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen, 1968).

Facts Matter! Trump said again today that a lot of drugs are coming in to the US from Canada. Take note of the second set of bullet points 🤔

a story in three movie titles: Benji Traffic All Dogs Go To Heaven

The only thing that'll change is the colour of the uniforms and the pretense that waterboarding isn't torture. "Of course it is! That's why we do it!"

Welcome to Canada, gents. Please enjoy some complimentary coffee and Timbits. Then, if you drive about 600 miles north and turn left at the Lethbridge sign, you'll find all our oil. Enjoy as much as you like, compliments of the Prime Minister of Battle River-Crowfoot! Mi tierra es tu tierra!

"Somebody." But who? A mystery for the ages.

#vinyl #NowPlaying a Canadian original pressing of The Wall (Pink Floyd, 1979). The best 35 dollars I’ve spent, it’s in stellar shape.

A whole chicken accidently left on top of the deep freeze for two weeks when the family goes on vacation is also intact.

#vinyl #NowPlaying a Christmas gift from my sister, the 45 rpm American remaster of It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (Vince Guaraldi, 1966).

#vinyl #NowPlaying a Canadian original pressing of The Royal Scam (Steely Dan, 1976) in entirely acceptable shape.

#vinyl #NowPlaying a German reissue of Ryo Fukui In New York (Ryo Fukui, 1999).

No. If laughing out loud at hearing my cousin call my mother "Aunt Bitterhag" to her face is wrong, I don't want to be right.

"You there boy, what day is this?"

"You there boy, what day is this?"