Not me! I'm asking to see his body parts removed from the hospital each in its own little bag then taken to the closest zoo with jackals in it.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2025 European reissue of Octavarium (Dream Theater, 2005).

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today and he said "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today & he told me that on this very night, 10 years ago, along this same stretch of road, in a dense fog just like this, he saw the worst accident he'd ever seen... ...And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked like... THIS!

Nope, just the end.

I can say why: he's 84.

"Know what a fascist is?" "Of course." "Same thing."

"At last, my investments in weather control have paid off." - George Soros

100% behind this.

He just doubled the turnout.

I wonder how long it took them to notice.

I have never thought it can't get more weird.

Gummi Bears should be called Gelatinous Cubs.

Good! Someone Smith doesn't have under her grubby little thumb.

Joe Rogan looks like he and Roger Rabbit just blew the Toontown case wide open.

Work at the #KennedyCenter has hit an unexpected snag as Trump is now on top of the building throwing barrels at workers

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2024 remaster of Stop Making Sense (Talking Heads, 1984). Ednah Holt and Lynn Mabry are so great.

#vinyl #NowPlaying a 1981 Canadian reissue of The London Sessions (Howlin’ Wolf, 1971).

I bet he -really- wanted to sit on the tractor and make vroom vroom noises.

Nah, the brown acid is fine.

I guess tall pools are the secret to making America great again.

I guess this means Tone Loc won't be fighting C+C Music Factory after all.

Guys, guys. Why not just go? Leave us out of it and leave. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

BREAKING: Kaptain Kool and the Kongs have backed out of Freedom 250.

The Gorilla Playing Saxophone has dropped out of the White House 250th concert

#vinyl #NowPlaying Vessel Of Love (Hollie Cook, 2018).

#NowPlaying the 2016 reissue of In Rainbows (Radiohead, 2007) on German #vinyl.

Tell him Ivanka's going to be there.

"Canada’s National Observer has found a similar app on 10XVotes’ website stocked exclusively with names and addresses of several thousand Albertans.” ##abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/05/20/i...

#NowPlaying on original Canadian #vinyl The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads (Talking Heads, 1982). Adrian Belew!

Sweet!

He's waxing poetic about a painting he doesn't know is upside-down.

Waymos are EATING THEIR PASSENGERS

Kevin O'Leary wants to make it look like Utah's been assimilated by the Borg.

Yeah but he was talking about olive oil.

Get your lazy asses babied, America.

#vinyl #NowPlaying an original Japanese pressing of Seven And The Ragged Tiger ( (Duran Duran, 1983). Not my usual thing but in perfect shape and the price was right. And The Reflex was always a solid tune.

#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2023 German reissue of Empyrean Isles (Herbie Hancock, 1964). Optimal Studios ftw!

#NowPlaying on spiffy transparent German #vinyl the 2025 reissue of Octavarium (Dream Theater, 2005)

Mo' piety, mo' problems.

Spoiler alert!

#vinyl #NowPlaying an original German pressing of Ring (The Gary Burton Quintet With Eberhard Weber, 1974).

@emophilips.bsky.social, that's who!

I like it.

Mysteries of History: No.8647

I don't understand why the air at these things isn't thick with shoe leather.

The lads.