How to kiss a cute thing - a guide by Bungrimm: I am assuming you've already charmed them, and that you are the dominant in this dynamic. If this is not true, stop reading now (spoilers) and simply send the guide to someone who has charmed you, find out the steps as they follow them with you~

step 1: get screened for shit wrong with your body and VISUALLY see it's there step 2: some medical professional who's never met you before and is just glad you paid him goes "ah, nothing wrong, you're perfectly fine" step 3: ????

𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈 𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐊𝐊𝐊𝐊

hey i know this reads like a bit of a shitpost but seriously. Not only does people having "submissive" or "dominant" or whatever in their bio not mean you're entitled to that energy, especially reciprocated, from anyone until otherwise indicated, treating people who are good dommes as only that,

Switches are real. They're real

what the hell

hough this goes crazy hard. please read if u can toss her a patreon sub!

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD? When Kit breaks up with her girlfriend, Jen, she's handcuffed to her bed and given one last ride. Except, she isn't quite prepared for the lengths Jennifer will go to keep her. Read it on my Patreon now: www.patreon.com/posts/one-mo...

Please send tips Im a trans girl , im a journalist , all my work is free , nobody wanna Hire or sign me , im at the top of the game regardless though

Nothing hits the spot quite like forcing my dick down a girl's throat while holding court. yes yes, petitioner, tell me more of your woes. Ignore the sputtering from my toy.

Oh it's about hivemoon alright :)

NEW SMUT JUST DROPPED Collabbed with @lilinyx.bsky.social on making an awful rich asshole suffer! Read this if ! you want to be used as an ashtray you want to use a girl as an ashtray you like gambling you hate gambling archiveofourown.org/works/76266201

what if it was legal to kiss me

I’m soooooooo hungry please send tips I got dog and cat food. I don’t have trash bags, coffee, dish detergent , laundry stuff, … no groceries at all!!! Sad Times For Juno dot com

Because each part doesn't know what they don't know, it can feel like you perfectly understand yourself, right up until another part does something you wouldn't or couldn't. And you'll only catch it if you think about it after, because it's totally normal to the part doing it

Dark lords are so easy. You just have to pretend to respect her power and then when she's kneeling before you and eagerly choking herself on your cock, you hit her with the "I always knew you would end up like this"

certain girls should be beat by their mommies until they puke and tearfully agree to never hide their porno pits from the world again. how shameful. your chaste fashion is obscene, girl, wear the fucking halter top for strangers to jerk off to. that's right, there we go. good porn.

Yeah, gotchu.

related

this post is about my beautiful transmasc wife but it can be about forcefemming "cis" "guys" if youd like (@evelynoctis.bsky.social for example)

Wish I could internalize this

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Storage space is so important.

Absolutely incredible

The Official New Magseidolia Abridged Collection! i know people want to read my stuff and while i'm prouder of it *now* than i have been in the *past*, there's still a vast ocean of dogshit to wade through to get to the stuff i'm really proud of. So, here we are:

1) Wolfsbane 88,000~ words of dieselpunk trenchsploitation following a Wolfhound Pilot and her Handler as they descend into the riptide. My biggest investment (getting bigger on rewrite) but something I'm really proud of all the same. archiveofourown.org/series/4945357

she might just be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

URGENT RENT PAST DUE, PLEASE HELP US STAY HOUSED

Trying to internalize Trying to internalize Trying to internalize Trying to internalize

Nothing is coming in and ive had very little work this week. I'm going to be falling far behind by Saturday 💜

in 2026 I'm going to get even kinder. i hope someone else does who would not have otherwise as a result. "in all this vastness, no one is coming to save us from ourselves." be kind.

SO Right now, to just break even on my existing bills, whatnot, I need to make about $300. To add my contribution for rent on I need to make about $700. SO FAR I have made $35. Well,Its better than 0. If anyone wants to help me pay my bills, links in bio lol otherwise I'll be here doing my best! 😊

No, no, we're not cucking you. You don't get to just watch, you have to lick it up after. You're not a cuck, you're the cumrag.

happy birthday my clanker 💚💙

ENTERTAIN MY FAITH - PART 2: LIGHTNING FROM YOUR HIDING PLACE 2,421 words, I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it :) archiveofourown.org/works/76753456

The Team Star Grunt battle is one of the most underrated Pokemon tracks imo. It fucks immensely.

Read my friends shit!! Its really good!!

the entity in this cursed amulet i found keeps jerking off because she's dangling right above my tits and it's kind of mad distracting

posting this for no reason other than curiosity if I'm alone in this - mildly embarassingly, I have noticed myself referring to people, specifically systems, who I know, with plural (usually they/them) pronouns without meaning to, in the way that I refer to myself as "we/us/ourself".

yeah why not

underemployed for over a year without qualifying for financial assistance. I quite honestly don't know what else to do, so I redid my Ko-fi. no pressure, but if anyone could send what they can, I'd be eternally grateful. ko-fi.com/6876cyn

bitches be like "i remember when computers were fun" and then sit on they asses doing nothing on the computer

hi guys. my fwiend here is in need of assistance and needs food and necessities they're on disability and their checks have been reduced, but this will only be temporary! if anyone can assist please help them!

Much like pseudofeminist arguments for criminalising abortion, this latest nonsense about legally enforcing monogamy to protect women from abusive men is just an apprortiation of feminist framing for patriarchal ends.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

yeah why not